Badass One Liners

[Darkness Falls]

Batman

Bruce Wayne: You're a real nice girl, and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.

 

[Kane52630]

This! from the start to the end of the video

 

[gwynplaine]

"Here's Johnny!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

The crow: I see you have made your decision.... Now lets see you enforce It

 

[Jordacar]

"It's not about money. It's about sending a message."

 

[B]

^^

 

[Carmine Falcone]

CAINE: You're mad! You're a bloody madman!
OLIVIER: And you are a young man, dressed as a clown, about to be murdered.

Not exactly a one-liner, but worth mentioning.
from Sleuth

 

[DawnWarrior]

"You have the right to be dead."

That reminds me of one from Lethal Weapon 3:
Riggs: You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

 

[Doctor Jones]

"So what do we do?"

"We bury the ****s."

"If you can read the sign, Riggs it says, 'No Smoking'."

"Yeah, I know what the sign says, I just don't give a ****."

 

[Rain]

"**** that clown"
-Columbus, Zombieland

 

[Kane52630]

^^^

and to add one more

"Its Time To Nut Up or Shut Up!"
Tallahassee

 

[gwynplaine]

"My dogs are hungry, pity there's only one of you!" (in a strong Chechen accent.)

 

[DACMAN]

"You ever get punched in the face for talking to much?"

 

[DACMAN]

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/...-Schwarzenegger-The-Running-Man-Ben-Richards-

"I live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"

 

[DACMAN]

Micheal Biehn Will always be Kyle Reese

 

[[A]]

 

[gwynplaine]

- "Do you expect me to talk?
- No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die."

 

[returntovoid]

This! from the start to the end of the video

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"********! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

"Death? What y'all know bout death?"

 

[Spidey Snooch]

From Oldboy:
"If they had told me they were going to keep me here for fifteen years, would it have been easier.....or harder?"

 

[Figs]

Someone may have already posted this one, not sure.

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

Seth Gecko - From Dusk 'Til Dawn

 

[The Navigator]

"I'm going to make you better, and then then I'm going to beat you to death!"

 

[Jordacar]

"Is that your blood?"
[checks]
"Some of it, yeah."

Try saying that with a straight face. Go ahead.

 

[Kane52630]

from the Orphan

"I'm not your f****** Mommy!!!!!!"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Someone may have already posted this one, not sure.

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

Seth Gecko - From Dusk 'Til Dawn

Pretty much everything he says is bad ass.

"Well your best better get a hell of lot ****ing better, or you all are gonna feel a hell of a lot ****ing worse"