Badass One Liners

[Big Daddy]

Get to da chawpaaaaaaa

 

[Darkness Falls]

Puuuuut daaaaat cooooookieee daunnnnnnn

 

[Jordacar]

Which reminds me: for those of you who missed it, last month was Schwarzenegger month at the Nostalgia Critic:
Commando
Junior
Conan 1 & 2
End of Days

 

[LastSunrise1981]

"You were always a slave, Justine. You just couldn't see the chains."

Wesley during Season 4 of Angel

 

[Nirvana]

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!" - Black Dynamite

 

[Jack Bauer]

"I wish... you had more time."

 

[Jordacar]

[Over the phone]
Van Zant: What are you doing?
Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
Van Zant: I don't understand.
Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this ****in' line.

I was quaking in my boots the first time I heard that.

 

[Sebastos]

"Boards don't hit back."

 

[anrrd_2]

"I'm so three thousand and eight, you so two thousand and LATE!"

never before has one line made a piece of work legit for the next 1,000 years!

 

[Space Moose]

"Need a lift!"
- The Running Man

"Some motherlovers always tryin' to ice skate uphill"
- Blade

"I'll be too busy lookin' good!"
- Enter the Dragon

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

[after a battered crook has accused Harry of beating him]
Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Lieutenant Briggs: Suppose they panic and start shooting?
Harry Callahan: Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot

Infirmary Doctor: [stitching up Harry's head] Sure you don't want a local for this, Harry? Takes about seven stitches.
Harry Callahan: No, thanks.
Infirmary Doctor: Ok, it's your ass...
Harry Callahan: My head, the cut's on my head.

Sunny: What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?
Harry Callahan: [after a pause] Try knocking on the door.

Mayor: All right, let's have it.
Callahan: Have what?
Mayor: Your report. What have you been doing?
Callahan: Oh, well for the past three quarters of an hour, I have been sitting on my ass in your outer office, waiting on you.
Bressler: Dammit all, Harry, that's the Mayor you're talking to! ...

ALL OF THOSE FROM THE DIRTY HARRY SERIES ^ ^ ^ ^

My favorite:
Well what are you doing with the mailbox?

Why don't you mind your own goddamn business?

 

[That-Guy]

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes."

 

[Mr.LethalWeapon]

Joker: Hello, hello, operator! I believe my party has been disconnected! Ha! Ha!

 

[Mr.LethalWeapon]

from Lethal Weapon 4:

You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp?! Look at my suit, look at my tie! What do I look like, the ****in' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, *****. Check out the gun!

 

[Dr Strange]

Aliens:

I like to keep this handy... for close encounters

 

[Space Moose]

Aliens:

I like to keep this handy... for close encounters

"Eat this!"

 

[CashforStash]

"Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet"

- Freddy Krueger (remake)

 

[theoneandonly]

Sgt Blaine: "i ain't got time to bleed"

predator !

 

[spider-neil]

batman (to owlman) - 'there IS a difference between us, we both looked into the abyss but when it looked back, you blinked'

 

[Jordacar]

Not really from a movie, but I just had to share:

BANK MANAGER: "The sign says 'No Dogs'"
RON WHITE: "The sign's wrong."

 

[Bozo Deluxe]

Some of my favorites off the top of my head:

Agent Johnson: "Yeeee Hawww! Just like f****in' Saigon, eh slick?"
Agent Johnson (no relation): "I was in junior high, d**k-head."

"Stick around"

"Some mother*****ers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill."

"It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!"

"No f****in' s**t lady, does it sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?"

not from a movie but still badass...
"We got to talkin'... My gun had the last word."

 

[Kane52630]

from Black Dynamite


Black Dynamite: Now you be cool, baby, Bee here will keep you tight and outta sight. Dynamite's gonna shake the tree from the roots, rake up the fruits, rip it up out the ground to find out what's goin down. Don't worry bout tomorrow cause tonight, Dyna...

Euphoria: Dynamite's gonna make it all right!

Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the f*** up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, b****! Would you like that?

 

[Jordacar]

[Running into the Fire Swamp]
BUTTERCUP: "We'll never survive!"
WESLEY: "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

 

[Ratcrawler]

From How to train your Dragon

Snotlout: *punching dragon in it's eyes* YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE!

 

[DocHoliday]

"Prepare to me KALI...In HELL"