Badass One Liners

[Jordacar]

LUCIOUS FOX
"Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person?"

 

[Darkness Falls]

^^^ that line is epic

 

[MoPlaYa]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Well if this is it, old boy. I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's?"

Lt Archie Hicox-INGLORIOUS BASTERDS.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Public enemies

John Dillinger: I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?

 

[Kane52630]

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[CelticPredator]

Public enemies

John Dillinger: I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?

Well, John, why is your movie filmed with a 800 dollar Best Buy camera?

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

"....that is one big pile of $***" - Ian Malcolm

 

[keyser_soze]

de niro in casino

Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. You understand?

 

[Chris Wallace]

Robocop: "I'm not arresting you anymore!"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Feed em to the pigs Errol"

Brick Top-SNATCH

"I'll giv ye yer shooter ye c*** ye"

Unnamed Irish Pikey-SNATCH

 

[Jordacar]

PRIEST: "Does making a man a knight make him a better fighter?!"
BAILIAN: "Yes."

 

[chamber-music]

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love and five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!"

- Orson Welles as Harry Lime from The Third Man.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Judge Dreadd - *stands over person* "I knew you'd say that"

 

[The Navigator]

(After being asked who Bill Murray is)

"...I've never hit a kid before...that's like asking who Gandhi is."

 

[Sloth7d]

I was going to quote Bill the Butcher but realized how badly that get me modded. Racist as he was, the writers gave him some badass lines.

"Tell my son that his father died... Tell him--"
"No. He won't even know your name."
[Bang]
~if you don't know what it's from, you should get to watching more films.

"Thanks for coming to the gig. I gotta get back before Max and Nicholas kill each other."
"Yeah. You wouldn't want to miss that."
~Daria

"Professor Moody what are you doing?"
"Teaching."
"Teaching-- Is that a student?"
"Technically it's a ferret."
~HP:GoF

"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do my reasoning ability drops 40%."
~Death Note

"Please, you can't! We may have different mothers but you and I are still blood."
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."
[bang]

~Code Geass


"What? Can't shoot? You're up against a student. Or have you finally learned that only those willing to be shot can themselves shoot others?"

"What... is this?"

"I, Lelouch vi Britania command you! Now all of you... Die!"

"Yes, your highness!"

[bang, bang, bang]

 

[Darkness Falls]

vampire hunter d

D: What's your name?
Doris Rumm: My name's Doris Lang. Do you think you'll be able to help me? Don't worry, I can pay for it. I don't have much in the way of money, but I'll give you three meals a day, and you can sleep with me if you want to.

 

[batman11]

Reading that Public Enemies quote reminded me of my favorite line in the movie, and one of my favorite lines to use now:

"Now I'll ask you once, and I just did."

I know it's sorta been done before, but I just loved it. Very badass.

 

[Jordacar]

"I said you could thank me later. It's later, Burt."

 

[Bruce Banner]

Macready: Windows, you and Palmer tie everyone down real tight.

Childs: What for?!

*grabs gun*

Marcready: For Your Health...

 

[Jordacar]

You gonna pull your pistols or whistle dixie?

 

[Mr.?]

"Good. Bad. Im the guy with the gun."

 

[spider-neil]

serenity

'you think you can do a better job?'

'YES!'

'well...you can't...'

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

From Once Upon A Time in The West:

Harmonica (asking the three Bandits): Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.

 

[Gunga Diner]

"Hell with this! I'munna live!"
Kaylee in Serenity