Badass One Liners

[Jordacar]

You just shot an unarmed man! ..."He should have armed himself then"
-Unforgiven

Then there's the Adam Sandler equivalent:
"You hit that guy!"
"He shouldn'ta been standin' there."

 

[samsnee]

After watching A-team

"Alpha Mike Foxtrot, on in other words, Adios Mother Fu--!"

 

[Jordacar]

Marv: I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.

 

[Alchemyst]

M.Bison: The day Bison grazed your village was the most important day in your life, for me.....it was Tuesday

 

[Jordacar]

From Independence Day

"Oh no you did NOT shoot that green s*** at me!"

 

[Kane52630]

Predators (2010)
Noland: I'm the one you don't f*** with.

 

[dude stannis]

Gunnar Jesnen:

"WARNING SHOT!"

BLAM.


The cinematic equivalent of South Park's "He's coming right for us!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

"We're gonna need a new plan."

 

[darkslayer101]

Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together!

 

[Kane52630]

Demolition Man

Dr. Cocteau: Be well!
John Spartan: Be f*****.

 

[Chiroptera]

i'm batman.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Close thread, we have a winner.

 

[DarKush]

Two from Machete:

Machete don't text.

You just ****ed with the wrong Mexican.

(Text by Machete)

 

[Lone]

”If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim to the middle of the ocean and eat you. Then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

 

[bullets]

The dark comedy of Kick Ass was badass , I love this line ,


Dave Lizewski: Like every serial killer already knew: eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you anymore.

 

[That-Guy]

TUUUURRRRNNNN ONNNNN THHHEEEEE LIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTSSS!!

 

[Kane52630]

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[Ajendo]

(blade3)

Drake - Blade! Are you ready to die?

Blade adjusts and relaxes his shoulders

Blade - I was born ready, mother f*****

 

[Wheels]

"Water go down the hole"

What? That's badass.

 

[Symbiotic]

(blade3)

Drake - Blade! Are you ready to die?

Blade adjusts and relaxes his shoulders

Blade - I was born ready, mother f*****

There was an added section in the script that shuld've stayed. Drake follows it up with "Then allow me to accommodate you."

 

[returntovoid]

Predators (2010)
Noland: I'm the one you don't f*** with.

Too bad, the Noland character got [BLACKOUT]killed off.[/BLACKOUT]

Noland was f***ing expertly skilled with fighting predator's and was badass but [BLACKOUT]then like a *****, he let that predator kill him.[/BLACKOUT]

 

[Kane52630]

from My Name Is Bruce

Bruce Campbell: Sleep with the scorpions, b****!

Bruce Campbell: You don't know fear, kid. You've never worked with Sam Raimi.

 

[henry_9305]

Also from Commando...
(While holding Sully over a cliff with his left arm)
Come on, Sully. This is my weak arm!

"What did you do with Sully ?"

"I let him go."

 

[DACrowe]

Terrible movies with hilarious one-liners of badassery:

-Halloween 8: Busta' Rhymes before kicking Mikey's ass--

BUSTA: Trick or treat.....MUTHA ****A!


Note the long pause between treat, and the mispronunciation of mother ****er. It is lyrical.

-Army of Darkness:

ASH: Well helloooo Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and ****--and Jack left town.



Study the nuanced lack of respect Bruce Campbell has for an enshrined king. It's as if he is disrespecting authority everywhere to the astonishment of the viewership. Perfecto!

-The Dead Pool

Now, there were many lines of true badassery throughout the Dirty Harry films. The "Do I feel lucky?" soliloquy espoused twice in the first film. "Make my day" in one of the sequels. But perhaps, nothing trumps movie 5's little known classic as Harry faces off with thugs robbing a restaurant in Chinatown....



Sheer, succinct brilliance!

-Batman & Robin:

Mr. Freeze's puns. Every last single, mind numbingly ****ing one of them:


Every single one is awesome! Awesome, I say.

Greatness has never been so great. Indeed, very well said.

 

[DACrowe]

Terrible movies with hilarious one-liners of badassery:

-Halloween 8: Busta' Rhymes before kicking Mikey's ass--

BUSTA: Trick or treat.....MUTHA ****A!


Note the long pause between treat, and the mispronunciation of mother ****er. It is lyrical.

-Army of Darkness:

ASH: Well helloooo Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and ****--and Jack left town.



Study the nuanced lack of respect Bruce Campbell has for an enshrined king. It's as if he is disrespecting authority everywhere to the astonishment of the viewership. Perfecto!

-The Dead Pool

Now, there were many lines of true badassery throughout the Dirty Harry films. The "Do I feel lucky?" soliloquy espoused twice in the first film. "Make my day" in one of the sequels. But perhaps, nothing trumps movie 5's little known classic as Harry faces off with thugs robbing a restaurant in Chinatown....



Sheer, succinct brilliance!

-Batman & Robin:

Mr. Freeze's puns. Every last single, mind numbingly ****ing one of them:


Every single one is awesome! Awesome, I say.

Greatness has never been so great. Indeed, very well said.