Badass One Liners

[hopefuldreamer]

Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Nick Fury: "Where's Agent Barton?"

Selvig: "The Hawk? Up in his nest, as usual".

Another:

Nick Fury: "I gave you this detail so you could keep a close eye on things."

Clint Barton: "Well I see better from a distance."

 

[Poeman]

Call it, Captain

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Captain America: "Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th."

Police Sergeant: "Why should I take orders from you?"

Captain America: [skillfully slings his shield around, tearing down Chitauri soldiers as they surround him]

Police Sergeant: [on radio] "I want men posted in all these buildings! And I want a perimeter all the way down to 39th!"

 

[Kane52630]

"My shoe is bigger than this car!" - Schwarzenegger in Expendables 2

 

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[Kane52630]

Not exactly a one liner but I loved this quote from Ink.

Jacob: You know the downward spiral is essentially a chain reaction.
Allel: And nothing that comes out of your mouth makes any sense.
Jacob: They're all reactions! One thing begets the next. A man has a weakness, he's flawed. That flaw leads him to guilt. The guilt leads him to shame. The shame he compensates with pride and vanity. And when pride fails, despair takes over and they all lead to his destruction. It will become his fate... Something's gotta stop the flow.

 

[xisaacx]

Not really a One liner but GREAT ****ing scene.

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this ****: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the **** up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good ****. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the ****in' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the **** do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?

 

[Thundarr]

Banner: Loki has a mind like a bag full of cats. You can smell the crazy on him.

Thor: Take care how you speak. Loki's mind may be unreachable, but he is still of Asgard. And he is my brother.

Widow: He killed 18 people in the last two days.

Thor: Well, he's adopted.

 

[Thundarr]

Thor: Have you any idea what's happening here?

Stark: Shakespear In The Park? 'Dost thy mother know thou wearith her drapes'?

 

[Thundarr]

Loki: I have an entire army!

Stark: We have a Hulk.

 

[Thundarr]

Not so much a one liner as a great scene from The Avengers.

Loki: Don't you try and bully me, you mindless beast! I am a G- !

Spoiler

Hulk picks him up by the ankles and smashes him repeatedly into the floor, like Bam Bam on The Flintstones.

 

[DarthPollo]

my two favorite are from predator

Stick around(after arnold throws a knife and it sticks a guy to a pole)

Knock Knock (after arnold kicks down a door then blasts a guy with a 40mm grenade round to the chest)

That'll be Commando...

 

[Gianakin_]

No, it's Predator.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

"As for our problem in Providence, let's not cry over spilled guineas."

 

[uniqueweasel]

"I must break you" Rocky IV

 

[MrWayne]

"Dead or alive your'e commin with me..."

 

[Jordacar]

"You know, the last time I was in Germany, and one man stood over everyone else, we ended up disagreeing."

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

"The shadows betray you because they belong to me."

-Bane

 

[Gianakin_]

"This is why Superman works alone"

-Clooney

 

[henry_9305]

Some great lines from Con Air:

Cyrus the virus: Do you fly, Johnny?
Johnny 23: No.
Cyrus the virus: You keep that in mind when you look at her. Because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane.

Johnny 23: Do you know what I am?
Cameron Poe: Ugly all day.

Cameron Poe: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the f**kin' day!

 

[Tonymosello]

"Roadhouse"

 

[Kane52630]

Roland Daggett: You're pure evil!
Bane: I'm necessary evil.

 

[ShredderX]

Stanz : Our system was working just fine until it was shut off by d---kless here.

Peck : They caused an explosion !

Mayor : Is this true ?

Venkman : I'm afraid it is sir...This man has no d--k.

 

[DCW]

Bane: Do you feel in control?



Bane basically owns this thread!