Baker's Dozen

[Dodger]

Bruins (UCLA)

Trojans (USC)

 

[Man-Thing]

2. having a spider crawl in through your nose and lay eggs in your brain causing your nervous system to break down.

 

[logansoldcigar]

I thought bakers Dozen was the name of the bollywood version of Oceans 11?

 

[user123456789]

15 bucks says I can take your weird, and multiply it by six dead babies, Passerby...

wow strong cruelty

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

13 Awful ways to die

1. Eaten by a dinosaur feet first.
2. having a spider crawl in through your nose and lay eggs in your brain causing your nervous system to break down.

3. Cheese grater to the naughty bits then dipped in rubbing alcohol

 

[Calvin]

4. In the throes of *********ion.

 

[user123456789]

4. In the throes of *********ion.

5. Seeing Calvin's avvy as you die a slow death.

 

[Calvin]

5. Seeing Calvin's avvy as you die a slow death.

Isn't that the same thing as number 4?

 

[NHawk19]

6. eaten by fire ants

 

[Super_Ludacris]

7. Cut your kneecaps off and make you kneel in a ghetto project staircase covered in urine as you bleed to death

 

[user123456789]

Isn't that the same thing as number 4?

LMFAO!

good one

 

[redmarvel]

8. Slowly roasted on a spit.

 

[Calvin]

How about drowning in a tank of someone else's spit?

 

[Tsunulia]

9. Being shoved through a wood chipper feet first, then it breakdowns when your pelvis gets lodged in it but you're still somewhat alive..............and stuck.

 

[Immortalfire]

10. Listening to Yoko Ono songs.

 

[bored]

11. Fist-fight with Woody Allen

 

[Iceman]

12. Forced to eat Mcdonalds every day

 

[Exploding Boy]

13. Having your flesh rip off and all your hairs plucked out while being suspened upside down by your toenails

The 13 worst names to name your pet dog

 

[Fledermaus]

1. rat-bastard dog

 

[Immortalfire]

2. Spot

 

[Flame on!]

3. Rover

 

[Immortalfire]

4. Stay

 

[rigel7soldiers]

5. Dinner

 

[Super_Ludacris]

6. Haywood Jablowme

 

[Exploding Boy]

7. Silly *****