Bamfer Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Bamfer feat. Bamfwoks and Admiral Bamfar

[NewYorkSpider]

Because I want all of you to see, even though I'm a moderator, I am beneath you. Bamfer thinks he is better than you with his big avatar.

So your point is, you don't need a big avvy to be cool? That's fair enough.

 

[SuperFerret]

So Matt will smite those who vote for Bamfer, and Bamfer states that becoming a martyr by voting for him is worth it.

Decisions, decisions.

 

[Star]

winner gets free porn from me!

 

[Matt]

So your point is, you don't need a big avvy to be cool? That's fair enough.

You smelly idiot! That wasn't my point at all

 

[Matt]

So Matt will smite those who vote for Bamfer, and Bamfer states that becoming a martyr by voting for him is worth it.

Decisions, decisions.

I'm reseting the post count of anyone who votes against me. At the same time I will just alter the results. Your sacrifice will be invain! buahaha!

 

[Star]

I'm reseting the post count of anyone who votes against me. At the same time I will just alter the results. Your sacrifice will be invain! buahaha!

dictator!

 

[JP]

This is epic.

TOBers has sex appeal.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

You smelly idiot! That wasn't my point at all

You being hostile is starting to sway my vote to TOB.

 

[SuperFerret]

Question: would resetting someone post count delete their posts and/or remove their avatar and signature?

 

[Matt]

Question: would resetting someone post count delete their posts and/or remove their avatar and signature?

Yes, yes it would.

 

[Matt]

You being hostile is starting to sway my vote to TOB.

But my hostility is what makes me great. Like Bender, I am! Could you really vote against Bender?

 

[chicobeastia]

Matt, you lose and I stamp yo face.

 

[Star]

if he were against fry, yes

 

[NewYorkSpider]

But my hostility is what makes me great. Like Bender, I am! Could you really vote against Bender?

Honestly? No. Bender smokes and drinks. You can't vote against that.

 

[Downhere]

Where's the option for neither.

 

[SuperFerret]

It's decided! I vote for Zoidberg!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm reseting the post count of anyone who votes against me. At the same time I will just alter the results. Your sacrifice will be invain! buahaha!

Matthew, how would you feel if you win because of your power and threats? I know you, Matt. There's a potentially decent man deep down in there. Very, very deep down... in there.

 

[Zen]

i voted for matt for these reasons, and you should too...

im not exactly sure why im voting, so i made it a preference contest, perhaps i missed the context... ?? oh well


-I've known matt since my beggining in 2001, hes an oldbie... with staying power. hes got 3 years on the registation date... that may not mean anything to you newbers,

respek yer elders son!

-hes a MOD, bamfer doesnt have the red letters... sure i might be pandering to the powers that be...


matt has got to be the most Loyalist tagline guy ever... he holds true to the meme of the "i kid you not" guy and the badliest joker moniker more then you cherish your de-virgination fellas... ladies too... yeah,



also, check out the simplicity of the name, and the originality... "matt"

theres simply too many syllables in the originalwhatevers name... its ridiculous, like george carlin said... Matts a good name, a manly name... like shotgun, pickup truck, ashcan... matt.

Bamfer has a slightly sexual connotation. and as much as i enjoy those, this is a family website, shame on you Bamfer and whoever you originally "bamfed"... Matts got class, and now my Vote

also i like matts avatar better.

what i will give original bamfer is perhaps the edge of young blood, that new age flair... though he may end up being a flash in the pan-johny-come-lately so i chose the safe, and manly route...

I voted for Matt

 

[JP]

Vote Bamfer because he is meaty.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Vote Bamfer because he is meaty.

Like stew.

 

[Star]

Vote Bamfer or I'll give you mono

 

[JP]

Like stew.

Sexy meaty stew.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Lemme look at it like this...

Matt and Bamf both hate me (or come across like it) but there was a time when me and Bamf were cool so he gets my vote.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Vote Bamfer or I'll give you mono

In that case...*votes for Matt*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Lemme look at it like this...

Matt and Bamf both hate me (or come across like it) but there was a time when me and Bamf were cool so he gets my vote.

There was?