Batman Quotes: The Best of the Best

[darknight7]

Can I ask where that quote is from?

--dk7

 

[Two-Face]

It's from the YouTube - Joker Blogs.

 

[Rodrigo90]

BTAS. Joker on the answering machine."BOY! Did you pick a wrong number. Leave your message after the scream". Followed by a mans voice."NO!...Please,God,NO!. AHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

[darknight7]

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[RootBeerMaster]

Batman: "I am vengeance! I am the night! I am BATMAN" I love how Batman told the Fear of his father dispointing him this in Batman TAS. and Scarcrow freaking out.

Batman: "Was the Singing Really necessary?" I had to add this from Brave and Bold

Batman :"do I look Stressed out to you?

Robin: "you, get out of town"

Batman :excatly I need a vaction. Batman tas

Batman: I could have escaped from that trap at any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns. JLA

Batman: Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard JLA


Hawkgirl: You always carry a piece of kryptonite with you?

Batman: Call it insurance. JLA

Kasnian Thug "You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you anything if you could."

Batman in Kasnian : I can and you will. JLA

Clayface : You didn't think I'd come here without reinforcements, didja?
Batman: "Wish I'd thought of that, Oh wait I did." JLA

 

[mothy]

"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

now, that's some real cold-blooded ***** to say to a mother****er before you pop a cap in their ass.

definitely my favourite.

 

[Darkness Falls]

The Joker: Can't be to careful with all those *Weirdos* around

 

[returntovoid]

Most memorable quotes from Batman Begins, IMO.

Thug: [screams] Where are you?
Batman: [appears upside-down behind him, whispering] Here.

Carmine Falcone: [frantically loading his shotgun] What the hell are you?
[Batman breaks open the limo's sunroof and pulls Falcone out]
Batman: I'm Batman!
[Batman knocks Falcone out with a headbutt, then notices a bum watching him. The bum is wearing the coat Bruce gave him years ago]
Batman: Nice coat.
[Batman flies off with Falcone]
Homeless Man: Thanks.

Batman: It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.

Batman: [has laid a snare-trap which yanks Flass by his leg 70 feet into the air] Where were the other drugs going?
Flass: I never knew! I swear to God!
Batman: Swear to *me*!
Flass: [referring to the Narrows] Cops only go there when they're in force!
Batman: Do I look like a cop?

Jim Gordon: I never said, "Thank you."
Batman: [looks back to Gordon] And you'll never have to.