Batman Vs. Slavery
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We must consider the possibility of Batman's strategy. Knowing history and being only one man, the most surefire way to end slavery quickly is to run for President and win. I'd say Batman knows enough about history to take advantage of it.
However, Batman's job is twofold if and when he becomes president. Outlaw slavery AND keep the union intact without resorting to war if at all possible. That's a tall order...
We must consider the possibility of Batman's strategy. Knowing history and being only one man, the most surefire way to end slavery quickly is to run for President and win. I'd say Batman knows enough about history to take advantage of it.
However, Batman's job is twofold if and when he becomes president. Outlaw slavery AND keep the union intact without resorting to war if at all possible. That's a tall order...
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Id say Bats, all he has to do is set up a cotton franchise in a competing country which will help him corner the market in cotton, (taking away all the revenues from slave run cotton franchises) then, secretly fund a large underground railroad with routes directly to Mexico or Canada.
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This would be considered Batworld material - let you guys settle down a bit I guess before I move it, since you lost the Catwoman forums anyways. Everyone cool with that?
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Batman designes a gas weapon that he can fit in his utility belt that destroys cotton plants. Deprived of its financial backbone, slavery will have to yield to the Anti-Cotton Bat-gas.
Batman 1, Slavery 0.
Batman designes a gas weapon that he can fit in his utility belt that destroys cotton plants. Deprived of its financial backbone, slavery will have to yield to the Anti-Cotton Bat-gas.
Batman 1, Slavery 0.
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Yea, cotton was a major US cash cow, but you also have to get Bats to modify the weapon to destroy cotton, sugar cane, and etc,.
how about breeding fruit bats that prey on all of the US's slave operated financial interests?
If I was bats on a second note, Id secretly teach every slave in the world martial arts......
how about breeding fruit bats that prey on all of the US's slave operated financial interests?
If I was bats on a second note, Id secretly teach every slave in the world martial arts......
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Through Martian Manhunter's telepathy...
wait. Is that allowed?
wait. Is that allowed?
One could argue that Batman vs. Slavery is an oxymoron because Bats, himself, is a type of slavemaster. I've seen no proof that Alfred has any life outside his servitude at the Mansion. Oracle is seemingly locked inside the clocktower and shackled to a compuiter 24 hours a day. He is always trying to strongarm other heroes and vigilantes into following his methods or ordering them to leave his city. Not to mention the oppression he has brought upon the disenfranchised mentally ill of Arkham Asylun and the underclass criminal element of Gotham City!
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You should be a lawyer, although you're arguements for the "insanely ill patients" and such are pretty bad...
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Batman isn't a slavemaster. Everyone works for him voluntarily.
I should make it clear that Batman has the Batcave, Batmobile, Batwing, Alfred, his choice of a Robin, and Ace the Bat-Hound. His opponant is represented through the 1800s Southern region of the United States. The North can neither assist or attack the Dark Knight and Lincoln is not currently President or in the running for President. Just to keep things neutral, the President is Taft (or a computer-generated hologram).
I should make it clear that Batman has the Batcave, Batmobile, Batwing, Alfred, his choice of a Robin, and Ace the Bat-Hound. His opponant is represented through the 1800s Southern region of the United States. The North can neither assist or attack the Dark Knight and Lincoln is not currently President or in the running for President. Just to keep things neutral, the President is Taft (or a computer-generated hologram).
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TheBlackTiger said:
Let's see who can pick out the flaw in this post.
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Batman will last longer than slavery....
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LMFAO SLAVERYY WOOOOOOOO Batman wins though.
Batman has two things that can greatly crush the slaving south.
1) teeth
2) A small boy in elf shoes.
Now, in theory Robin in his elfshoes and pantyhose could scare the cowardly white slave owners into thinking magic pixies are in thier dreams. Thus they would free thier slaves and follow the pixie boy's commands.
As for the teeth, well Batman can make that bad-ass evil smile he does so well with them pearly whites.
1) teeth
2) A small boy in elf shoes.
Now, in theory Robin in his elfshoes and pantyhose could scare the cowardly white slave owners into thinking magic pixies are in thier dreams. Thus they would free thier slaves and follow the pixie boy's commands.
As for the teeth, well Batman can make that bad-ass evil smile he does so well with them pearly whites.
