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Bears break into cabin and drink more then 100 beers

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Four bears walk into a cabin. This sounds like the start of the kind of joke that usually involves a bar, right? Well, there’s no bar in this story, but there’s lots and lots of beer.

A mother bear and her three cubs are believed to have smashed their way into a Norwegian cabin and knocked back more than 100 cans of beer.

The thirsty creatures went on a rampage, according to The Local, an English-language news website in Norway,

In addition to the beer, they also ate up all the food in the house, including honey (naturally), chocolate spread and marshmallows.

The animals reportedly made their way into the cabin by ripping through a wall. They demolished the kitchen appliances, cupboards and shelves.

“They had a hell of a party in there,” owner Even Borthen Nilsen told NRK, according to the Local.

Nilsen told the local Finnmarken.no daily that the cabin smelled of urine, trash and bears.

“The entire cabin was destroyed,” he said


Guess bears don't get alcohol poison like humans do when they over do the drinking
 
I guess Smokey enjoys a good kegger now and then---

"R'member...only you can pr'vent foresh firesh." (Turns away from camera and unzips pants...)

...I know, that image should have stayed in my head.
 
There's a Yogi Bear joke in there somewhere. :o
 
So is that mother bear going to get arrested for child endangerment?
 
I feel bad for, Even Borthen Nilsen. The whole situation much of been unbearable.
 
Aaaand the #1 threat to beers...
colbert-bears-threatdown.jpg
 
And of course, the drunk version of that story is that four beers broke into a cabin and drank 100 bears.
 
Based on personal experience, the mother bear at this point will hook up with a child-molesting truck driver and send the cubs to the mall for 5 hours with $3 in their pockets.
 
Wow. I haven't seen four bears drink that many beers since that one New Years Eve in San Francisco.

--alternatively--

Wow. I haven't seen four bears drink that many beers since the party after a football game in Chicago.

--another--

Wow. I haven't seen a bear get that drunk since that time Gentle Ben drunk dialed his ex.
 
I can't believe how shameless a football team can be. :o
 
Four bears break into a cabin and drink 100 beers. 100 beers. That's as many as 10 tens. And that is bad.
 
A bear broke into my cabin while my family and I were in it once.

It wasn't nearly this cool.
 
^But it was funny, right?
 
This story reminds me of an episode of Supernatural....the only thing missing is the bears making off with the porn as well.
 
yeah, but the more important question is...

how good IS Norwegian beer?...
 
I want to see drunk bears. I can just imagine them saying "your not the boss of me" except they are bears and can't speak so it just sounds like "ggggrrrraaahhhh".
 
Bears drinking Beers lol
 
I guess Smokey enjoys a good kegger now and then---

"R'member...only you can pr'vent foresh firesh." (Turns away from camera and unzips pants...)

...I know, that image should have stayed in my head.
:lmao:
I feel bad for, Even Borthen Nilsen. The whole situation much of been unbearable.
:nono:
And of course, the drunk version of that story is that four beers broke into a cabin and drank 100 bears.
:pal:
A bear broke into my cabin while my family and I were in it once.

It wasn't nearly this cool.
:applaud Haha, I can just imagine you're all talking at the table and he breaks in. Everyone pauses. People looking at bear, and bear at people.
Person: "Dude, what the fu-"
Bear: "****!" *runs away*
 
It was more like...we were all in the living room of this cabin in the mountains playing Catchphrase...and my wife walked into the kitchen. And I kind of drifted after her, because there was chocolate cake in the kitchen, near the sink.

And my wife is entering the kitchen, and she goes "Theresabear" and like, immediately turns around and leaves the room.

And I look up and there's this grown ass bear hanging like 75% in the window, the screen of which it has burst through...kind of dangling in with its midsection hanging over the sink, with its front paws kind of pinwheeling in a fairly comical fashion...eating the cake, which it has mashed into pieces, and the bear is about to fall into the cabin.

And my mom in the other room is like "Why did she say there's a bear?"

And I'm all "Um, there's a bear in here."

And my aunt came in and yelled at it to leave and rolled up a newspaper to bop in on the nose, but it rather comically backed out the window and went away.
 
I which we had bears in England but sadly being an island we wiped out any possible dangerous animals like wolves and stuff centuries ago.
 

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