Bears break into cabin and drink more then 100 beers

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  1. Morg Super Moderator

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    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlin...in-to-cabin-drink-more-than-100-cans-of-beer/


    Guess bears don't get alcohol poison like humans do when they over do the drinking
     
  2. Jochimus Autobot Slacker

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    I guess Smokey enjoys a good kegger now and then---

    "R'member...only you can pr'vent foresh firesh." (Turns away from camera and unzips pants...)

    ...I know, that image should have stayed in my head.
     
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    There's a Yogi Bear joke in there somewhere. :o
     
  4. craigdbfan Registered

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    So is that mother bear going to get arrested for child endangerment?
     
  5. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    I feel bad for, Even Borthen Nilsen. The whole situation much of been unbearable.
     
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    Aaaand the #1 threat to beers...
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  7. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    And of course, the drunk version of that story is that four beers broke into a cabin and drank 100 bears.
     
  8. Boom I got nothin'

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    Based on personal experience, the mother bear at this point will hook up with a child-molesting truck driver and send the cubs to the mall for 5 hours with $3 in their pockets.
     
  10. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    Wow. I haven't seen four bears drink that many beers since that one New Years Eve in San Francisco.

    --alternatively--

    Wow. I haven't seen four bears drink that many beers since the party after a football game in Chicago.

    --another--

    Wow. I haven't seen a bear get that drunk since that time Gentle Ben drunk dialed his ex.
     
  12. Lily Adler Politically Delicious (P) (she/her/hers)

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    I can't believe how shameless a football team can be. :o
     
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    Goldilocks is next
     
  14. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    a blond owned the cabin, didn't she? REVENGE!
     
  15. bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    Four bears break into a cabin and drink 100 beers. 100 beers. That's as many as 10 tens. And that is bad.
     
  16. The Guard Registered

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    A bear broke into my cabin while my family and I were in it once.

    It wasn't nearly this cool.
     
  17. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    ^But it was funny, right?
     
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    This story reminds me of an episode of Supernatural....the only thing missing is the bears making off with the porn as well.
     
  19. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    yeah, but the more important question is...

    how good IS Norwegian beer?...
     
  20. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    I want to see drunk bears. I can just imagine them saying "your not the boss of me" except they are bears and can't speak so it just sounds like "ggggrrrraaahhhh".
     
  21. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    If its anything like their women its great :up:
     
  22. Lord All Mighty

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    Bears drinking Beers lol
     
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    :applaud Haha, I can just imagine you're all talking at the table and he breaks in. Everyone pauses. People looking at bear, and bear at people.
    Person: "Dude, what the fu-"
    Bear: "****!" *runs away*
     
  24. The Guard Registered

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    It was more like...we were all in the living room of this cabin in the mountains playing Catchphrase...and my wife walked into the kitchen. And I kind of drifted after her, because there was chocolate cake in the kitchen, near the sink.

    And my wife is entering the kitchen, and she goes "Theresabear" and like, immediately turns around and leaves the room.

    And I look up and there's this grown ass bear hanging like 75% in the window, the screen of which it has burst through...kind of dangling in with its midsection hanging over the sink, with its front paws kind of pinwheeling in a fairly comical fashion...eating the cake, which it has mashed into pieces, and the bear is about to fall into the cabin.

    And my mom in the other room is like "Why did she say there's a bear?"

    And I'm all "Um, there's a bear in here."

    And my aunt came in and yelled at it to leave and rolled up a newspaper to bop in on the nose, but it rather comically backed out the window and went away.
     
  25. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    I which we had bears in England but sadly being an island we wiped out any possible dangerous animals like wolves and stuff centuries ago.
     

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