RetrogradeOrbit
Do I look like I'm joking?
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I’ll drink my own bath water, it’s cheaper and tastes nicer... 

Eewww...
I need some shawarma to wash the bad taste from my tongue.
Ironic twist: X Knight makes your shawarma, "additional ingredients" and all.
Cue Twilight Zone music.
Is “Internet celebrity“ an official occupation now ?
Influencing people to waste money on bath water.The correct term is 'Influencers'.
The correct term is 'Influencers'.
I dont blame her. I'd do the same if I could get away with it lol.
But man... these "customers" or whatever they are called will be responsible for the devolution of humanity I swear.
InfluenzaThe correct term is 'Influencers'.
I dont blame her. I'd do the same if I could get away with it lol.
But man... these "customers" or whatever they are called will be responsible for the devolution of humanity I swear.
Yeah, but it's cute internet girl bacteria!I usually applaud people who can use their passions to make a living for themselves, or at least use modern technology as a creative outlet. However, drinking days-old (or weeks?) used bathwater sounds like an invitation to a bacterial infection.
Among the accusations were claims that Delphine had herpes and that she had infected those who purchased her bath water. These were fueled largely in part by the (now-suspended) Twitter user BakeRises who, per Snopes, impersonated the UK publication The Daily Mail in order to fabricate a headline about Delphine’s water sale having caused a herpes outbreak.
Yesterday, yet another viral tweet cited an anonymous “molecular biologist” who claimed that Delphine’s bath water was not, in fact, bath water, since it supposedly contains no traces of human DNA. This, the post went on, would mean that her customers had grounds for a class action lawsuit.
Throughout all of this, YouTubers had been uploading videos claiming they had received Delphine’s bath water, although some (like the YouTuber Vito) admitted that they were just pulling a stunt of their own and did not actually have Delphine’s water.
According to Delphine’s social media, no one had the bath water anyway, because it hadn’t yet been shipped to customers when these accusations emerged. This morning, Delphine posted a response to the rumors on both Instagram and Twitter, in which she stated that “nobody has been hospitalised from my bath water, or have gotten sick. All of these memes were posted before I even shipped any out.”
I charge extra for that, y'know.Ironic twist: X Knight makes your shawarma, "additional ingredients" and all.
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I like how after she addresses the allegations she mentions nothing has even been shipped yet, like it's a perfectly normal business transaction
She'd make a killing on Fiverr.Soon it will be bath milk.![]()
Little did poor, unsuspecting Frodo know..........