I am currently working on a Benedict Cumberbatch impersonation, and I am going to use it everywhere: ordering pizza on the phone, asking co-workers to borrow their stapler, leaving my outgoing voice mail.
"Johnson! What are you doing?! I told you I needed those reports at 5!"
"You should have let me sleep."
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"Why are we heading in now? There's still some daylight out."
"Darkness is coming."
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"Sir, any reason you chose not to pay for your meal?"
"Your commanders have committed a crime I cannot forgive."
"All right sir, what kinda pizza would you like?"
"Now... shall we begin?"
"Uhh... Yeah. That's why I asked for your order, sir."
*A few difficult minutes later*
"And what's your name, sir?"
"My name is... KHAN."
"Okay, Khan... what number can I reach you on?"
"72."
*Pizza guy sighs*
*A few more difficult minutes later*
"Would you like the family sized pizza? It's a bit more expensive, but it feeds more people."
"Is there anything you would not do for your family...?"
"... So I guess that's a yes, then?"
*A few
more difficult minutes later*
"Okay, your pizza will arrive shortly. If it doesn't arrive in 30 minutes or less, it's free. And that's a guarantee."
"You can't even guarantee the safety of your own crew."
*Khan hangs up*
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*Someone calls Khan's phone*
"Hello, this is Khan Noonien Singh. I'm not here at the moment... so leave a message at the beep, and I'll contact you in 300 years."