Best, silliest, lamest pick up lines? Pick three...

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  1. lazur Registered

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    Haven't seen this topic before, so thought I'd start it. Make it last!

    Ones I've heard recently:


    Silly:

    Baby, is is your Daddy an alien? Cuz you are out of this world!


    Lame:

    I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.


    Best:

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
     
  2. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Are you made of glass? Because I can see myself in you.
     
  3. AllThingsComic I'm ya Huckleberry!

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    Silly:

    Are those pants made of mirrors, cuz I can see myself in them.

    Lame:

    [email protected]%k me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

    Best:

    If she happens to sneeze in your presence, you say " I would say God Bless You, but I see he already has."
     
  4. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Somebody has got to f'ing fix the search option.

    Wasn't there a thread like this like a few weeks ago?
     
  5. hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    So you girls into Aquaman? :(

    I acutally used that in real life :(
     
  6. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    they're a million of them dude :o

    it's funny but community threads aren't getting merged anymore for some reason
     
  7. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    silly: can i please have a look at your boobies later

    lame: I bet you a drink that if i offered you a drink you would take it. :)

    best:You never close your eyes anymore when i kiss your lips etc....
     
  8. britrogue Registered

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    Nice dress; would look better on my bedroom floor


    Some guy tried that one on me on Monday.
     
  9. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    did it work, i bet you loved it deep down...
     
  10. britrogue Registered

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    No way, it was a new dress and I didn't know if his floor would be clean! LOL!
     
  11. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Are you from tennessee? Because your the onlt 10 I see.....:(
     
  12. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    not even a little, even though it's indirect it's still a compliment of sorts, everyone loves to get complimented, especially when showing off a new dress on a night out...

    a confidence boost of sorts unless that is you get this kinda thing happening all the time, then it can be annoying.

    i reckon it would have caused a crack in the armour, at least broken the ice if he persisted later on (probably down a different less sleazy avenue) but by that time, it would have already have worked.
     
  13. britrogue Registered

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    A couple of years ago maybe. Where I come from, they're only after one thing and it can be a little wearing.............
     
  14. Stringer CHAMPS AGAIN!

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    Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!:(
     
  15. sinewave Registered

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    i've only got one:

    "is that semen in your hair?"
     
  16. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    You are a living speeding ticket, because you have "fine" written all over you.
     
  17. lazur Registered

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    Where you come from is called the planet Earth! Guys are like that everywhere :cool:.
     
  18. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    i'm not one of those guys...
     
  19. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    where are you from then?
     
  20. Stringer CHAMPS AGAIN!

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    Are you still heterosexual after hearing that?:o
     
  21. Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero

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    Guy: Do they miss you?

    Girl: Who?

    Guy: Up in Heaven, 'cause they're missing an angel.
     
  22. britrogue Registered

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    A smashing town called Hastings in South East England. Hows about you?
     
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    Worst: Your legs tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day

    Best: Hi I'm Kevin,Nice to meet you. what's yours?
     
  24. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    midland sheffield.

    remind me to approach you in a different manner if i ever wander down to hastings

    :)

    and southern men are not that bad, not all of them since i'm a londener at heart, some (although a dying breed) can keep it in their pants long enough to hold another coherent thought and perhaps a polite convo. Sounds strange but it's all true.
     
  25. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    why on earth would i want to be called kevin :confused:
     

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