Best, silliest, lamest pick up lines? Pick three...

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Haven't seen this topic before, so thought I'd start it. Make it last!

Ones I've heard recently:


Silly:

Baby, is is your Daddy an alien? Cuz you are out of this world!


Lame:

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.


Best:

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
 
Are you made of glass? Because I can see myself in you.
 
Silly:

Are those pants made of mirrors, cuz I can see myself in them.

Lame:

F@%k me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Best:

If she happens to sneeze in your presence, you say " I would say God Bless You, but I see he already has."
 
Somebody has got to f'ing fix the search option.

Wasn't there a thread like this like a few weeks ago?
 
So you girls into Aquaman? :(

I acutally used that in real life :(
 
Erzengel said:
Somebody has got to f'ing fix the search option.

Wasn't there a thread like this like a few weeks ago?
they're a million of them dude :o

it's funny but community threads aren't getting merged anymore for some reason
 
silly: can i please have a look at your boobies later

lame: I bet you a drink that if i offered you a drink you would take it. :)

best:You never close your eyes anymore when i kiss your lips etc....
 
Nice dress; would look better on my bedroom floor


Some guy tried that one on me on Monday.
 
No way, it was a new dress and I didn't know if his floor would be clean! LOL!
 
Are you from tennessee? Because your the onlt 10 I see.....:(
 
britrogue said:
No way, it was a new dress and I didn't know if his floor would be clean! LOL!
not even a little, even though it's indirect it's still a compliment of sorts, everyone loves to get complimented, especially when showing off a new dress on a night out...

a confidence boost of sorts unless that is you get this kinda thing happening all the time, then it can be annoying.

i reckon it would have caused a crack in the armour, at least broken the ice if he persisted later on (probably down a different less sleazy avenue) but by that time, it would have already have worked.
 
A couple of years ago maybe. Where I come from, they're only after one thing and it can be a little wearing.............
 
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!:(
 
i've only got one:

"is that semen in your hair?"
 
You are a living speeding ticket, because you have "fine" written all over you.
 
britrogue said:
A couple of years ago maybe. Where I come from, they're only after one thing and it can be a little wearing.............

Where you come from is called the planet Earth! Guys are like that everywhere :cool:.
 
britrogue said:
A couple of years ago maybe. Where I come from, they're only after one thing and it can be a little wearing.............
where are you from then?
 
britrogue said:
Nice dress; would look better on my bedroom floor


Some guy tried that one on me on Monday.
Are you still heterosexual after hearing that?:o
 
Guy: Do they miss you?

Girl: Who?

Guy: Up in Heaven, 'cause they're missing an angel.
 
Worst: Your legs tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day

Best: Hi I'm Kevin,Nice to meet you. what's yours?
 
britrogue said:
A smashing town called Hastings in South East England. Hows about you?
midland sheffield.

remind me to approach you in a different manner if i ever wander down to hastings

:)

and southern men are not that bad, not all of them since i'm a londener at heart, some (although a dying breed) can keep it in their pants long enough to hold another coherent thought and perhaps a polite convo. Sounds strange but it's all true.
 
Shuley said:
Worst: Your legs tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day

Best: Hi I'm Kevin,Nice to meet you. what's yours?
why on earth would i want to be called kevin :confused:
 

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