Best, silliest, lamest pick up lines? Pick three...

[lazur]

Haven't seen this topic before, so thought I'd start it. Make it last!

Ones I've heard recently:


Silly:

Baby, is is your Daddy an alien? Cuz you are out of this world!


Lame:

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.


Best:

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

 

[terry78]

Are you made of glass? Because I can see myself in you.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Silly:

Are those pants made of mirrors, cuz I can see myself in them.

Lame:

F@%k me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Best:

If she happens to sneeze in your presence, you say " I would say God Bless You, but I see he already has."

 

[Erzengel]

Somebody has got to f'ing fix the search option.

Wasn't there a thread like this like a few weeks ago?

 

[hippie_hunter]

So you girls into Aquaman?

I acutally used that in real life

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Somebody has got to f'ing fix the search option.

Wasn't there a thread like this like a few weeks ago?

they're a million of them dude

it's funny but community threads aren't getting merged anymore for some reason

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

silly: can i please have a look at your boobies later

lame: I bet you a drink that if i offered you a drink you would take it.

best:You never close your eyes anymore when i kiss your lips etc....

 

[britrogue]

Nice dress; would look better on my bedroom floor


Some guy tried that one on me on Monday.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

did it work, i bet you loved it deep down...

 

[britrogue]

No way, it was a new dress and I didn't know if his floor would be clean! LOL!

 

[Darthphere]

Are you from tennessee? Because your the onlt 10 I see.....

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

No way, it was a new dress and I didn't know if his floor would be clean! LOL!

not even a little, even though it's indirect it's still a compliment of sorts, everyone loves to get complimented, especially when showing off a new dress on a night out...

a confidence boost of sorts unless that is you get this kinda thing happening all the time, then it can be annoying.

i reckon it would have caused a crack in the armour, at least broken the ice if he persisted later on (probably down a different less sleazy avenue) but by that time, it would have already have worked.

 

[britrogue]

A couple of years ago maybe. Where I come from, they're only after one thing and it can be a little wearing.............

 

[Stringer]

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

 

[sinewave]

i've only got one:

"is that semen in your hair?"

 

[Immortalfire]

You are a living speeding ticket, because you have "fine" written all over you.

 

[lazur]

A couple of years ago maybe. Where I come from, they're only after one thing and it can be a little wearing.............

Where you come from is called the planet Earth! Guys are like that everywhere .

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

i'm not one of those guys...

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

A couple of years ago maybe. Where I come from, they're only after one thing and it can be a little wearing.............

where are you from then?

 

[Stringer]

Nice dress; would look better on my bedroom floor


Some guy tried that one on me on Monday.

Are you still heterosexual after hearing that?

 

[Bad Superman]

Guy: Do they miss you?

Girl: Who?

Guy: Up in Heaven, 'cause they're missing an angel.

 

[britrogue]

where are you from then?

A smashing town called Hastings in South East England. Hows about you?

 

[Shuley]

Worst: Your legs tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day

Best: Hi I'm Kevin,Nice to meet you. what's yours?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

A smashing town called Hastings in South East England. Hows about you?

midland sheffield.

remind me to approach you in a different manner if i ever wander down to hastings



and southern men are not that bad, not all of them since i'm a londener at heart, some (although a dying breed) can keep it in their pants long enough to hold another coherent thought and perhaps a polite convo. Sounds strange but it's all true.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Worst: Your legs tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day

Best: Hi I'm Kevin,Nice to meet you. what's yours?

why on earth would i want to be called kevin