knowsbleed
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IF you were a psycho/creep/strange person/normal Hypester... what kind of pick up lines would you use? Here's some classics created by yours truly:
You remind me of my sister, except I haven't slept with you yet.
Are you free tonite? No? Well, how much do you charge?
Can I touch your tummy...from the inside?
Can I lick the tartar off your teeth?
My lust for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.
Girl, if I was a squirrel in outer space, I'd nut in Uranus.
You smell heavenly, reminds me of my basement. Don't know what I'm talking about? Oh, you will tonight.
Why don't we go back to my place and do half the stuff I'll tell everyone else we did anyway
Wow... you're beautiful. Guess I won't be using the burlap bag tonite.
Hey... should I wait for you outside, or would your closet be better?
Girl, I'd like to suck your face, lay an egg in your chest and burst through it in a geyser of blood and guts... just to get to your heart
I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that I should just wait for you in the backseat of your car. OH! did I say that out loud?
I'm going home to have sex... wanna join me?
Your body is made up of 90 percent water... and I'm thirsty.
If I said you had a nice body... would you mind going to a taxidermist with me to get a price quote?
Shhh... when you speak, breathe or act alive it ruins my fantasy.
Hey, can you upload more Facebook pictures to your profile? I get bored photoshopping us together using your current ones.
Hi, I'm Sawyer
Your turn!
*This reincarnation of an awesome old thread is brought to you by moi and was originally created by Equint and DOG LIPS.
You remind me of my sister, except I haven't slept with you yet.
Are you free tonite? No? Well, how much do you charge?
Can I touch your tummy...from the inside?
Can I lick the tartar off your teeth?
My lust for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.
Girl, if I was a squirrel in outer space, I'd nut in Uranus.
You smell heavenly, reminds me of my basement. Don't know what I'm talking about? Oh, you will tonight.
Why don't we go back to my place and do half the stuff I'll tell everyone else we did anyway
Wow... you're beautiful. Guess I won't be using the burlap bag tonite.
Hey... should I wait for you outside, or would your closet be better?
Girl, I'd like to suck your face, lay an egg in your chest and burst through it in a geyser of blood and guts... just to get to your heart
I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that I should just wait for you in the backseat of your car. OH! did I say that out loud?
I'm going home to have sex... wanna join me?
Your body is made up of 90 percent water... and I'm thirsty.
If I said you had a nice body... would you mind going to a taxidermist with me to get a price quote?
Shhh... when you speak, breathe or act alive it ruins my fantasy.
Hey, can you upload more Facebook pictures to your profile? I get bored photoshopping us together using your current ones.
Hi, I'm Sawyer
Your turn!
*This reincarnation of an awesome old thread is brought to you by moi and was originally created by Equint and DOG LIPS.