Best, silliest, lamest pick up lines? Pick three...

[britrogue]

midland sheffield.

remind me to approach you in a different manner if i ever wander down to hastings



and southern men are not that bad, not all of them since i'm a londener at heart, some (although a dying breed) can keep it in their pants long enough to hold another coherent thought and perhaps a polite convo. Sounds strange but it's all true.

Sounds too good to be true!
I'll be honest, the dress line was quite a good one, because lately the standard chat up line is "Where you going after this then?"

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

as a starting line 'where you going after this' isn't the best but it's certainly one i've used to effect later on (although i wouldn't consider it a line so to speak. rather than asking a genuine question )

aha, i knew you liked the dress line, i could tell, sucker

 

[britrogue]

Oi! Lol!

 

[THWIP*]

Somebody has got to f'ing fix the search option.

Wasn't there a thread like this like a few weeks ago?

THOSE HAVE TO BE THE WORST PICK-UP LINES EVER.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Oi! Lol!

the worst ones are teh best but only if they are delivered with confidence and you are interested in the person giving them.

to be fair, it doesnt matter what is actually said, it's all about the way you say it and if there's already a connection (most likely from eye contact) that is just exploited with the line.

that's why lines have become cheesier since the more confident ones realise they can say anything and get away with it and the less confident ones think it was because of the line itself.

it's all kinda obvious when you know what's going on.

 

[Erzengel]

THOSE HAVE TO BE THE WORST PICK-UP LINES EVER.

Did I mention my arm is around her when I said that?

 

[Spider-Face]

midland sheffield.

remind me to approach you in a different manner if i ever wander down to hastings



and southern men are not that bad, not all of them since i'm a londener at heart, some (although a dying breed) can keep it in their pants long enough to hold another coherent thought and perhaps a polite convo. Sounds strange but it's all true.

i am also from sheffield. i dont live there anymore though so dont **** yourself

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

i bet you used to go to the leadmill, you look like a leadmill lass.

 

[Spider-Face]

no i was obsessed with corporation from like 97 - 2000

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

that's even worse

corp is the biggest dump ever (and the most difficult place to find your bearings in when wasted).

it was all about BED until they knocked it down, BED was awesome.

 

[Spider-Face]

it used to be on bank street and it was way better than the ****ty unit venue

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

that may have been before my time, i got here in 2001 so...

it's still a dump though

If you come back for a trip, i'll show you where the cool cats now hang out and you can get emotional about all the old shops and bars they have changed and moan for the whole evening

 

[Spider-Face]

i was back last weekend actually, im still "down" with the "scene".

whereabouts do you like to go?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

i was back in london for easter.

me let's see


the forum, sharkeys (before it closed down), S1 (although haven't been in for a while), ruby longue, halcyon (although expensive), that place opposite flares, can't remember what it's called, it's usually full of old people but when it's quiet it's alright, the wig and pen is a nice place near where i live (i live in town by the wicker at the riverside exchange bit near the river don and the law courts)

i used to love bed *sniff* *sniff*

takapuna has changed to sutra and that's pretty good on a thursday *double vodka and mixer for a quid *

i try to get myself to hed kandi when i can because there aren't anymore good house nights

also the university bar, bar one is a good place to start a night.

 

[Daisy]

Silly: You look like a sexy lumberjack. (I was very tempted to say "Are you saying you have some wood that needs attention?", but as I was being hollered at by a guy I'd never seen before from across a parking lot... after dark... I refrained).

Lame: Damn girl, you make me wanna do things to you that would make my momma blush. (Just a hint guys... don't bring up your mother when you're trying to get into a girl's pants.)

Also lame: Are you a submissive kinda girl, because I'd like to dominate you.

Best: Hi, I'm (insert name here). I noticed you were reading (insert name of author). I've read his/her (insert name of book) and liked it, but I haven't read that one. Is it good?

Realize, of coures, I spend WAY more time in coffee shops than bars.

 

[Spider-Face]

i think the worst i ever heard was "if i said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

my current boyfriend said something like "i am so sick of your face" <3