Billy Mays and Vince get taken to school by...

[Darthphere]

THE MOTHER****IN' VIDEO PROFESSOR!!!!

This guy doesn't even want you to buy his CD's. He knows they're so ****ing awesome, that you will volunteer your wallet to his services. Better watch yo ass.

 

[Bunker]

We should put all 3 of them in a room with a Slap Chop, some Mighty Puddy, and a CD tutorial for Windows Vista and have them fight to the death.

 

[Drakon]

Vince will win, cause he'll make sure the camera guy's watching, while he tough guy's it out.

 

[Darthphere]

Video Professor is lying when he says that he can't make you millions selling old baseball cards on Ebay.

 

[PWN3R]

This guys too polite. He always ends with a friendly, "Please, try my product." Bill Mays on the other hand offers a barrage of shouting until you buy his product out of fear.

 

[Darthphere]

Hannibal Lecter was polite.

 

[PWN3R]

Did he have a full blown, perfectly proportioned beard?

 

[Mee]

He's gonna love kicking Vince's nuts.

 

[Darthphere]

He's gonna love kicking Vince's nuts.

 

[Immortalfire]

Hell no..Vince and Billy will rise above it!

 

[Franklin Richards]

I'm not sure I can trust a guy without an accent.

 

[CFE]

Hell no..Vince and Billy will rise above it!

And Vince will make sure they do it quickly, since they can't do it all day

 

[Franklin Richards]

I'm not sure I can trust a guy without an accent.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

This is a weak showing for you Darthphere, generally you pick better TV pitchmen than this. You're losing your edge.

 

[Immortalfire]

And Vince will make sure they do it quickly, since they can't do it all day

Heck yeah. I bet the professor's stuff isn't even made in Germany!

 

[Darthphere]

I mean, it was him or the Phonejack dude.

 

[Shemtov]

Sorry Darth, Vince has alraedy been crowned the King of Pitchmen.
Unless you sugesting that the video proffessor leads a coup d’état against Vince like he did against Billy Mays.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Video Professor look's like Dr. Phil's brother.

Besides he practically BEGS for you to buy his product.

Vince makes you feel like an idiot for NOT buying his product.

And Billy...well, Billy uses fear as a weapon.

 

[WompuM]

When is the Snuggy going to get it's own pitch man?

 

[CFE]

I mean, it was him or the Phonejack dude.

You could always go the exercise spokesperson route, Darth:

 

[Immortalfire]

Please no..not that thing

 

[WompuM]

Ah Tony Little. Yes, he could do the Snuggie justice.

 

[CFE]

Please no..not that thing

Yes...tremble, TREMBLE before his rippling triceps and lucious pony-tail!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

Ah Tony Little. Yes, he could do the Snuggie justice.

The bogus one, Slanket is made out of Tony Little's old sweatbands.

 

[SoulManX]

And Vince has a movie under his belt.