Bioware, here's a great idea for your next great RPG

[블라스]

It would be like a normal Bioware RPG, but.....

BASED ON KUNG FU!

Set in the old west (that alone makes it different), loosely based on the 3 seasons of Kung Fu.

It wouldn't be a "Good or bad" thing, because Caine is always good, but more like a philosophy thing.

With badass combat and different stances....Tiger! Crane! Snake! Mantis! Dragon!

Badass, this game would kick ass.

Make it

 

[Extromaniac]

It would be like a normal Bioware RPG, but.....

BASED ON KUNG FU!

Set in the old west (that alone makes it different), loosely based on the 3 seasons of Kung Fu.

It wouldn't be a "Good or bad" thing, because Caine is always good, but more like a philosophy thing.

With badass combat and different stances....Tiger! Crane! Snake! Mantis! Dragon!

Badass, this game would kick ass.

Make it

Hmm.. sounds too close to JE for them to actually oblige..

Sorry man.

 

[블라스]

My JE character is named Kwai Chang Caine

This idea kicks ass, sorry.

 

[Extromaniac]

My JE character is named Kwai Chang Caine

This idea kicks ass, sorry.

It's a cool idea on paper I guess.. but I dunno how that would work.

And, like I said.. it might just be a little bit too close to JE for them to actually consider. Maybe you should try another trusted RPG maker?

 

[블라스]

Squaresoft would make Caine fly and shoot heavenly lightning beams from his fingers

 

[Extromaniac]

Squaresoft would make Caine fly and shoot heavenly lightning beams from his fingers

Umm.. how about Bethesda? They're probably good enough to make a Kung Fu-oriented RPG.

They also aren't working on other projects at this point.

 

[블라스]

Maybe?
I think Bioware would be better for this, though

 

[Extromaniac]

Maybe?
I think Bioware would be better for this, though

Probably.. Bethesda is better for open-end totally western RPGs.

Um, wait until JE2 and ME are done?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

 

[Master Chief]

KOTOR III first.

 

[Trigger]

Why are you showing the Rush Hour 3 promos so early?

 

[Hudson]

I wouldn't mind a fantasy western

Deadwood meets Conan the Barbarian

 

[Manny Calavera]

You either want Jade Empire or Shenmue, depending on how much fantasy you want over Kung Fu. Bioware has more important projects

 

[블라스]

But a game based on Kwai Chang Caine's adventures is like the most important thing ever.
It comes before world peace.

Ugh, you all suck, goodbye.

 

[Manny Calavera]

Who the heck is Kwai Chang Caine anyways?

 

[블라스]

Who the heck is Kwai Chang Caine anyways?

Fictional television character, played by David Carradine as an adult and Rad Pera as the young Caine, in the western television series Kung Fu. Caine is a Shaolin monk of henan province China. He is forced to immigrate to the United States when he kills the emperor's nephew. The nephew murdered Caine's Master Po because Master Po disciplined one of his bodyguards. During his time in the USA Caine discovers members of his family, including his half-brother Daniel Caine.

Caine is a Master In Shaolin KungFu. This school contained various arts in real chinese history, but the styles known to the character are following:

• White Crane
• Dragon
• Tiger
• Snake
• Mantis
• Eagle Claw

In additon to lessons in physical combat and weapons, he was also instructed in eastern philosophy and medicine. Upon his graduation to rank as a Shaolin Master Caine branded himself by moving a cauldron of hot coal containing the figures of a dragon and of a tiger.
Caine's character is humble, intelligent, inquisitive, and in general low key. His only known past time is the playing of a bamboo flute.

Short version = More badass than Tom Fisher, Metal Snake, that guy with the whip, Link, Metroid chick, Master Cheese, and all those silly "badass" characters.

 

[Manny Calavera]

Sam, Solid, Samus, and Chief

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I thought this would be about an Arrested Development RPG