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Bought/Thought for Dec. 15 - Spoilers

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I liked this review of All-Star Batman and Robin #4 from May 17, 2006:

WOLVERINE25TH said:
....... This has to be the biggest piece of **** I ever had the displeasure of reading. I think this' my LAST issue of this, Jim Lee's art be hanged. However, I did like the creative use of gatefold pages. That was clever in a sea of turds.

Then, someone replied:

Kool-Aid said:
Could you elaborate on why you were so displeased with it.

You're review has me curious to why you hate it so much.lol

Its like you just found the comic having sex with your girl or something.

Good stuff! Who knows if All-Star will ever be finished.

Anyway, onto some new reviews.

Black Panther: The Man Without Fear #1

Oh, God please help us! What in the holy hell is T'Challa doing in Hell's Kitchen, especially with his own country in turmoil??!!?? The answer: Matt Murdock asks him to be it's guardian while he's away. (Yep, from the first few pages, this comic totally loses me.)

We begin with a very corny motivational speech by Matt to T'Challa: "You're one of the most intelligent men on Earth, so I'm sure you've figured out why I asked you to come here. What I'm going to propose. If you want to find out who you REALLY are, what you're made of, how far you can bend and stretch without breaking, then learn by protecting these people. Take my place while I'm gone." To which, T'Challa responds, "If I do this, I need to do it alone. MY way and on MY terms. If I am to teset myself, it must be that way." Oh, yes...it's extremely corny. Then, Foggy gives T'Challa a false identity and begs him to not get himself exposed. (Yeah...like you wouldn't recognize the head of a powerful foreign country, especially since he's running around as Black Panther during the night. Oh, and he runs a diner. Are you shaking your head as much as I was?)

From there, I guess things get a bit better. We meet T'Challa's new nemesis, Vlad The Impaler. He's just another guy looking to be the top crime boss of Hell's Kitchen. (You know, this really is one of the top storylines that CONSTANTLY has to run through DD's books. Gets a bit boring after a while, though.) And, Black Panther doesn't go by that name...yet. People who get beat up ask him, "Who are you?"..but, he says the name isn't important, just the message. (Ummm...then why is he in his Black Panther costume? And, why doesn't everyone recognize him right off the bat??)

Yeah....can't really recommend this book. I think it's best to skip. What's most annoying is how often Black Panther goes through so many changes, and now he's walked away from his country and his wife. I don't buy it! :dry::csad:

Avengers Vs. The Pet Avengers #3

Still a cute series; but, nowhere near as funny as that first mini. It's a quick read...probably finished it in about 3-5 minutes time...and, the art looks pretty darn good. (Why do some of the big name titles get such crappy artists, and this one doesn't?) I like Lockhead teaming up with the dragons; and, I also like that eliopoulos is keeping the reason for the team-up a mystery for now. :yay:

Brightest Day #16

Probably my least favorite (famous) DC character is Aquaman; but, this series has started to make him interesting. We see Aqualad get his costume and some back history, while in cut-scenes we get some good stuff involving Firestorm and Deathstorm (I think that's the villian's name, but I can't quite remember.) Definitely one of the better issues, and I do like when they keep the focus of an issue to two heroes. :yay:

Supergirl #59

This second part wraps up a nice, little Christmas story, featuring Toyman's son kidnapping Cat Grant and trying to replace her son. Gates doesn't do anything spectacular; but, for $2.99, you could do much worse. A mild :yay:.

Green Lantern #60

Oh, boy! Talk about storylines I'm tired of (Blackest Night, Crime Bosses, etc.), Parallax ranks right up there! On top of that, we get more with the various colored rings. Now, this issue isn't necessarily bad; but, it didn't do much for me. Couldn't one of these Green Lantern books get away from all the colored rings??? I'm getting seriously burned out with all of it. :dry::yay:
 
Good stuff! Who knows if All-Star will ever be finished.

It's supposed to be sometime next year. Supposed :o

We begin with a very corny motivational speech by Matt to T'Challa: "You're one of the most intelligent men on Earth, so I'm sure you've figured out why I asked you to come here. What I'm going to propose. If you want to find out who you REALLY are, what you're made of, how far you can bend and stretch without breaking, then learn by protecting these people. Take my place while I'm gone." To which, T'Challa responds, "If I do this, I need to do it alone. MY way and on MY terms. If I am to teset myself, it must be that way." Oh, yes...it's extremely corny. Then, Foggy gives T'Challa a false identity and begs him to not get himself exposed. (Yeah...like you wouldn't recognize the head of a powerful foreign country, especially since he's running around as Black Panther during the night. Oh, and he runs a diner. Are you shaking your head as much as I was?)

:dry:
 
Hey Tron Bonne... are you a boy or girl? I was randomly thinking about that ancient debate for some reason and can't remember what the outcome was.
 
I liked this review of All-Star Batman and Robin #4 from May 17, 2006:



Then, someone replied:



Good stuff! Who knows if All-Star will ever be finished.

Anyway, onto some new reviews.

Black Panther: The Man Without Fear #1

Oh, God please help us! What in the holy hell is T'Challa doing in Hell's Kitchen, especially with his own country in turmoil??!!?? The answer: Matt Murdock asks him to be it's guardian while he's away. (Yep, from the first few pages, this comic totally loses me.)

We begin with a very corny motivational speech by Matt to T'Challa: "You're one of the most intelligent men on Earth, so I'm sure you've figured out why I asked you to come here. What I'm going to propose. If you want to find out who you REALLY are, what you're made of, how far you can bend and stretch without breaking, then learn by protecting these people. Take my place while I'm gone." To which, T'Challa responds, "If I do this, I need to do it alone. MY way and on MY terms. If I am to teset myself, it must be that way." Oh, yes...it's extremely corny. Then, Foggy gives T'Challa a false identity and begs him to not get himself exposed. (Yeah...like you wouldn't recognize the head of a powerful foreign country, especially since he's running around as Black Panther during the night. Oh, and he runs a diner. Are you shaking your head as much as I was?)

From there, I guess things get a bit better. We meet T'Challa's new nemesis, Vlad The Impaler. He's just another guy looking to be the top crime boss of Hell's Kitchen. (You know, this really is one of the top storylines that CONSTANTLY has to run through DD's books. Gets a bit boring after a while, though.) And, Black Panther doesn't go by that name...yet. People who get beat up ask him, "Who are you?"..but, he says the name isn't important, just the message. (Ummm...then why is he in his Black Panther costume? And, why doesn't everyone recognize him right off the bat??)


Yeah....can't really recommend this book. I think it's best to skip. What's most annoying is how often Black Panther goes through so many changes, and now he's walked away from his country and his wife. I don't buy it! :dry::csad:

Avengers Vs. The Pet Avengers #3

Still a cute series; but, nowhere near as funny as that first mini. It's a quick read...probably finished it in about 3-5 minutes time...and, the art looks pretty darn good. (Why do some of the big name titles get such crappy artists, and this one doesn't?) I like Lockhead teaming up with the dragons; and, I also like that eliopoulos is keeping the reason for the team-up a mystery for now. :yay:

Brightest Day #16

Probably my least favorite (famous) DC character is Aquaman; but, this series has started to make him interesting. We see Aqualad get his costume and some back history, while in cut-scenes we get some good stuff involving Firestorm and Deathstorm (I think that's the villian's name, but I can't quite remember.) Definitely one of the better issues, and I do like when they keep the focus of an issue to two heroes. :yay:

Supergirl #59

This second part wraps up a nice, little Christmas story, featuring Toyman's son kidnapping Cat Grant and trying to replace her son. Gates doesn't do anything spectacular; but, for $2.99, you could do much worse. A mild :yay:.

Green Lantern #60

Oh, boy! Talk about storylines I'm tired of (Blackest Night, Crime Bosses, etc.), Parallax ranks right up there! On top of that, we get more with the various colored rings. Now, this issue isn't necessarily bad; but, it didn't do much for me. Couldn't one of these Green Lantern books get away from all the colored rings??? I'm getting seriously burned out with all of it. :dry::yay:

Dude, i cant lie...i'm one of the few that was actually looking forward to this new storyline. I know its a cheap gimmick but i have a soft spot for black panther and the artwork looked sweet to me. That said....boy does that sound like crap. I think im gonna give this a pass then. Matt and BP have absolutely NO relationship and he chose him to guard Hell's Kitchen? Over Spidey, Luke Cage and Iron Fist, y'know, people he actually trusts and has an established relationship with? I was on board for this idea as long as it made sense but clearly it doesn't.
 
Hmmm...I was hoping BP in Hell's Kitchen would follow the same feel as during the days when street cop Casper Cole became a street-level BP. I greatly enjoyed that take on the character.
 
Black Panther #513 sucked. Pretty much for the exact reasons Phaedrus said. Also, Romania managed to duplicate the Super Soldier Serum, even though Captain America comics until Steve Rogers: Super-Soldier that no one has been able to duplicate the ****ing Super Soldier Serum.
 
The Unwritten #20 continues to be great. And it happens right in my neck of the woods, a bit less than an hour away.

Rock on.
 
Black Panther #513 sucked. Pretty much for the exact reasons Phaedrus said. Also, Romania managed to duplicate the Super Soldier Serum, even though Captain America comics until Steve Rogers: Super-Soldier that no one has been able to duplicate the ****ing Super Soldier Serum.

Marvel editors? Not keeping their **** in line so it doesn't contradict itself 15 times within three months? The DEVIL you say! What next; Brian Bendis writes an issue of Avengers in which there is a lot of talking and no action? :o
 
All I'm saying is that Daredevil better be back on the book after Daredevil: Reborn, or I will be very mad :argh:
 
I liked this review of All-Star Batman and Robin #4 from May 17, 2006:



Then, someone replied:



Good stuff! Who knows if All-Star will ever be finished.
I miss All Star Bats. :( I thought it was great, just getting its stride when it just abruptly stopped. It was a sad day for all.
 
All I'm saying is that Daredevil better be back on the book after Daredevil: Reborn, or I will be very mad :argh:

I would be stunned if that doesn't happen after REBORN, or after some other mini. I saw SHADOWLAND as a scorched earth approach to bring this "dark Matt" saga that began with his identity being leaked, going to prison, and then him taking over Hell's Kitchen, and then the Hand, to a conclusion. Daredevil has frequently went through a version of "his entire life falls apart and then he has to recover and rebuild it from square one" ever since Frank Miller did that in the 80's; just sometimes it becomes more obvious or bizarre than others. Some have argued that it is practically his only major arc; after all, no one wants to read a legal procedural, much as no one wants to watch any on TV and thus there are so few of them (sarcasm). Still, it has been a long time since Daredevil was a guy who was a blind lawyer by day and a vigilante by night, and since this is HEROIC AGE, I will be stunned if all this wasn't done to get Matt back to some semblance of his status quo. I mean, hey, Wilson Fisk is the Kingpin of Crime again - isn't that stunning? I mean, what next - Magneto does something evil? Spider-Man's love life becomes a mess? Archie can't choose between Betty or Veronica?

Having Murdock possessed by a demon and thus removed of a lot of his legal guilt was likely a first step in that. Once he's not crazy any more he can probably just ask some of his New Avengers buddies for a pardon from Rogers or something. I mean, this was a world where a convicted serial killer and domestic terrorist like Norman Osborn could become the Sec. of Defense after shooting an alien in the head on TV.
 
Maybe it's because I'm criminally behind on Daredevil(i only just recently bought the 2 Bendis/Maleev ultimate collections. Can't find Vol. 3 yet) and I've only been going by the reviews on here for Shadowland, but I kinda liked this Black Panther book. That's not to say it has no faults.

I feel guilty for playing into the gimmicky aspect of it. Typical Marvel, but the jerk in me blames DC for canning their back-up features, essentially making Francesco Francavilla useless at DC. His back-up work in Detective Comics is 2 issues long, and he gets one whole issue in February to, I guess, tie up the back-up's story. What a waste of great talent. So I'm happy to see that he's doing the art on Black Panther, and it kicks ass. It has a great pulpy noir feel that I can't get enough of, and was the primary reason why I bought the issue.

However, from what I've read on here, it does feel incredibly random that it be Black Panther to be Hell's Kitchen's new protector, being as how he had nothing to do with Shadowland. Were he prominent in that series, the transition would be a lot smoother, I think. I mean, it would make sense, given his current situation with Wakanda. But whatever. The writing, too, was alright. Some dialogue was very stiff and awkward, with characters seemingly knowing a little too much, or being too wise or preachy or melodramatic. And there are a few instances where they went the route of "Tell, don't show" that irked me. The killed tenant seemed random, and it really lacked impact. But overall, I thought it was alright. I may buy the next issue. I'm not deep in the know like everyone else is with Daredevil or Black Panther, so I guess I had nothing to impede by opinion of it other than it's presentation.

moving on,

The Spirit #9: The last issue I'm buying of this title until a new creative team comes on(if ever that happens). I still haven't been reading the main story, though I'm told by IDrawDeadPeople in the Spirit thread in the DC Comics forum, that it's very slowly moving in the right direction. The Spirit, again, is not grim and serious. He's adventurous, dopey and brave. David Hine needs to understand this. Anyway, this issue marked the Spirit B&W Christmas story. The Christmas Spirit stories by Will Eisner were always my favorites, and I can safely say that this new story, by Paul Dini and Mike Ploog, is very good. A nice, simple, touching Christmas story about a villain who has a change of heart. Ploog's artwork is great to look at, and Dini's dialogue is wonderful. I'm gonna miss this back-up feature, as it was the only thing keeping me from dropping the book since the beginning.

Victorian Undead: Sherlock Holmes vs Dracula #2: This book is so awesome. Issue 2 expands on the plot very much, and gave me a better idea in how Ian Edginton is handling the Dracula story. He's following the novel just enough to make it interesting, while bringing to the front some themes and ideas in the novel that most people skim over. Notably, the plot relies on the idea in the novel that Dracula intends to take the throne of England. The royal family in Victorian Undead are having issues trying keep itself alive, and Dracula is brought in, with strings being pulled by Arthur Holmwood, Lord Godalming, to perpetuate the bloodline. There are ulterior motives, however, and Holmes and Watson need to destroy the threat. Their story intersects with Van Helsing, Jonathan Harker, Jack Seward and Quincy Morris in their quest to destroy Dracula. I'm loving it. Holmes is wonderfully written, as is Watson. Their banter is great. Dracula's really threatening, and while they toss out the idea of this hook-nosed, ugly, mustachioed devil and replace him with a long, white haired, youthful, charming man, the character traits of the novel are still at the forefront. Check this book out. It's so good.
 
What If? Spider-Man: Grim Hunt.
What If Spider-Man Killed Kraven the Hunter?

The thing I don't like about the What If comics from the past 10 or so years is that they give us these alternate fork-in-the-road hypothetical scenarios that are extremely farfetched, so much so its ridiculous. Say for example, I apply at Gamestop and Best Buy for a job. I get hired by both businessed, but accept Best Buy. Now working at Best Buy, I later get a girlfriend, and take in a puppy.

But what if I went for that Gamestop postion? Maybe I would have met a guy named Stan who would introduce me to his some video game phenomenon, I enter a bunch of game tournaments, blah blah blah, my life obviously went a different way. That's all fine, but with Marvel's What Ifs, something really OUT THERE has to happen...so instead, had I went for that Gamestop job, I would have met some guys who were apart of a cult, they would have taken me in, one thing leads to another, and I'm the next Bin Laden. WTF?!

That's how this What If felt to me. The consequences and after-effects of Peter killing Kraven are just too crazy to be believable. In a nutshell, after killing Kraven, Peter flees to Mary-Jane's and declares he's done with being Spider-Man. The next morning, he decides to don the costume again and becomes something of a web-slinging vagabond, distancing himself from his friends and family. He breaks into superjail, kills Osborn, then Peter becomes the next Kraven, complete with him dressing as Kraven (well, Kraven did masquerade as Spider-Man before), returning to Kraven's estate and chaining his family like dogs.

Julia Carpenter (Madame Web now) arrives with Spider-Woman, Gargan/Venom, and Anti-Venom, and we have us a Spider vs. Hunters fight. Shame these characters weren't used AT ALL during the actual Grim Hunt arc. Julia gets stabbed by Peter during the battle, and she psychically brings Arana into the fray. Everone else is dead now (am I really expceted to believe a spear can kill any Venom? Or that Anti-Venom, who took a shotgun blast point-blank to the back of his head and recovered in a minute, is killed by a claw to the chest?) except for Arana of course. Peter almost kills her, but is blinded by his own rifle (Kraven's), and is spared by Arana so he can start over as the next...Madame Web.

So obviously I hated the story itself. I know its just a "what if", but did it have to go in such a fantastic route? Just off the top of my head, a more down-to-earth, possible story could have been Peter killing Kraven, and as a consequence, the Kravinoffs go after his loved ones. Now Peter's family is in the middle of a who new Gauntlet. The story we got was too much for me to suspend belief. The art was a pain; it was funny how the art here made me think "this crap's as bad to look at as that guy that drew that New Vulture two-parter in Amazing Spider-Man during the Gauntlet"...then I dooubled check and sure enough, its the same artist. Paul Azaceta has no business handling a Spider-Man title. Pretty much, I greatly disliked this issue.

There is a Deadpool/Venom back-up, but I honestly won't read it. I hate Deadpool, and I hate what Venom has been turned into as it is. Mixing those two flavors in an already terrible book would have upset me further.
 
I would be stunned if that doesn't happen after REBORN, or after some other mini. I saw SHADOWLAND as a scorched earth approach to bring this "dark Matt" saga that began with his identity being leaked, going to prison, and then him taking over Hell's Kitchen, and then the Hand, to a conclusion. Daredevil has frequently went through a version of "his entire life falls apart and then he has to recover and rebuild it from square one" ever since Frank Miller did that in the 80's; just sometimes it becomes more obvious or bizarre than others. Some have argued that it is practically his only major arc; after all, no one wants to read a legal procedural, much as no one wants to watch any on TV and thus there are so few of them (sarcasm). Still, it has been a long time since Daredevil was a guy who was a blind lawyer by day and a vigilante by night, and since this is HEROIC AGE, I will be stunned if all this wasn't done to get Matt back to some semblance of his status quo. I mean, hey, Wilson Fisk is the Kingpin of Crime again - isn't that stunning? I mean, what next - Magneto does something evil? Spider-Man's love life becomes a mess? Archie can't choose between Betty or Veronica?

Having Murdock possessed by a demon and thus removed of a lot of his legal guilt was likely a first step in that. Once he's not crazy any more he can probably just ask some of his New Avengers buddies for a pardon from Rogers or something. I mean, this was a world where a convicted serial killer and domestic terrorist like Norman Osborn could become the Sec. of Defense after shooting an alien in the head on TV.

The thing is though Dread, even if they want to get Matt back to status quo, its gonna be really difficult to do it, realistically i mean. The whole reason Matt's life turned to s*** during this last decade was because his secret i.d. was outted and everyone started going after him and everyone close to him. Even though he technically cleared himself in the press, most people still know Matt Murdock is Daredevil, including his enemies. Every single one of his enemies knows the truth now and as long as they have that knowledge, i dont see how Matt's life can ever be "status quo" again. UNLESS, and god i hope im wrong, Marvel has a "One More Day" planned for DD.....
 
Wolverine #4

This storyline isn't bad. It's just that certain scenes or pieces of dialogue tend to make me cringe. Take in point the beginning, where Logan is saying how he never had a reason to believe in an afterlife before going to Hell. Really?? How many times has he seen proof of that, even just taking into consideration what he knows about Magik? Heck, he's been to Asgard and fought beside Gods! To me, it's just bad writing by Aaron in trying to make this scene more dramatic; and, it just takes me away from the story.

This issue, we get the two cut-scenes: One with Wolverine in Hell fighting the main demon, and the second with Logan's body fighting Colossus and the X-Men. There is still the question of who the mysterious guy with Puck is; and, by the end of the issue, we get the answer.
It's Logan's father, looking very much like a cross between Indiana Jones and Logan.

Not a bad issue; but, the beginning of this book and the end mentioned in my spoiler kind of brought things down. (Yeah, that ending made me say, "Oh please," out loud.) :dry::yay:

Stan Lee's Soldier Zero #3

After the first issue, this book has gotten better. (Of course, I expect a Paul Cornell title to be somewhat decent.) We're past the point of introductions of the main character and his supporting cast, and now we can just get to the action. Sure, so far I'm not seeing anything spectacular; but, there is a good hint of how good this book can be. I'm entertained and wanting to know what happens next. :yay:

Chaos War #4

As things slow down, my interest in this storyline picks up. Before, much of the fighting with the Chaos King was finished before it even began. But, now that it's him versus Hercules and company, the book is taking it's time in showing us the battle. Still, if you are not a fan of Hercules, your enjoyment of this book might not be as strong as those who are. For all it's bragging about a large cast of characters, this is pretty much just a Hercules book, and everyone else is making very short appearances. (At least the one-shots focus on the other members of the cast.) :yay:

Chaos War: Thor #2

If you thought the first issue was bad, this one is even worse. The constant dialogue boxes are even more annoying, and Thor's teaming up with this lady seemed rather ridiculous. (I still don't understand how or why they had to merge into Thor. For a while, I was thinking he was split into two entities and they had to come together; but, from the ending, I guess that wasn't it...which makes it all the more confusing.) The One-Shots have been pretty good, but this two-parter might be Chaos War's biggest stinker. :csad:

Official Handbook: A-Z Update #5

The final Update...until they do another Update. Lots of good stuff in here, including some of The Twelve (yeah...did we really believe we'd see the next issue of that series in October??), a HUGE entry for Major Victory, and even some oddball entries, like Mort The Dead Teenager. :yay:

Next Men #1

I really found myself looking forward to this IDW title. I remember Byrne doing his first series with fondness, and never understood why he stopped writing it. (At least, I think it was his decision.) For an independant comic, it had a decent following; and, Byrne still had a decent reputation back then.

For those who never read the first series, no problem. We get a complete fill-in about what happened before...even though you might be a bit confused at times, and have to reread some of the explanation. (For me, I have a faint memory of some of this stuff; but, even though I own the complete series, I probably never read the last 15 issues or so.) It's hard to judge this first issue, though; because, we're not sure of what we're reading. Does most of this issue take place within one of the Next Men's mind? What's real and what's not?? I guess those questions might be answered next issue...and, I can't wait to read it!

Byrne writes this book like he's getting back into a nice pair of comfy shoes. It's much better than a lot of stuff I've seen from him in the past 5-10 years; and, that kind of makes me happy. (Kind of like how I'm glad Claremont has found his spark again with X-Men Forever.) I want my old favorites from the 80's to succeed in today's comic world. I just hope people are going to give his new book a try. :yay:
 
Brightest Day was good. The one major potential screw-up in Aqualad's path was handily averted--Mera is not his mother. Some random lady apparently is. I hope we get to find out more about her and what her connection (beyond the obvious "had a kid" part) is to Black Manta. For now, though, this was a pretty satisfying look at Aqualad's backstory and the bond developing between him and Arthur. Although, parts of it reminded me just how much we need an Aquaman: Secret Origin or something similar since Johns dropped the bomb that Aquaman is half-human again.

Firestorm's is the only other story in this issue. Not a lot to it, except we're told (again, I believe) that Deathstorm is just delivering the White Lantern to someone else. The best part, of course, is Jason's dad and Professor Stein being totally willing to sacrifice themselves to save Jason and Ronnie. Jason's dad was a real dick in Jason's Firestorm series, so it's nice to see that he's finally turning around and being a decent father. Meanwhile, Ronnie and Jason apparently explode on the Atom mid-sentence. That was weird. I'm looking forward to what the hell happened--my guess is it somehow involves the Firestorm elemental, since they look quite a bit like Stein did when he was the elemental after the explosion.
 
Wolverine #4

This storyline isn't bad. It's just that certain scenes or pieces of dialogue tend to make me cringe. Take in point the beginning, where Logan is saying how he never had a reason to believe in an afterlife before going to Hell. Really?? How many times has he seen proof of that, even just taking into consideration what he knows about Magik? Heck, he's been to Asgard and fought beside Gods! To me, it's just bad writing by Aaron in trying to make this scene more dramatic; and, it just takes me away from the story.

This issue, we get the two cut-scenes: One with Wolverine in Hell fighting the main demon, and the second with Logan's body fighting Colossus and the X-Men. There is still the question of who the mysterious guy with Puck is; and, by the end of the issue, we get the answer.
It's Logan's father, looking very much like a cross between Indiana Jones and Logan.

Not a bad issue; but, the beginning of this book and the end mentioned in my spoiler kind of brought things down. (Yeah, that ending made me say, "Oh please," out loud.) :dry::yay:
Yeah, this story so far hasn't wowed me one bit, though the ending made me say.. "huh?" with some interest. I am curious where they plan to go with this. I agree that Logan should have had more thoughts on the afterlife, didn't he just fight some kind of angel of death not long ago? I think folks are just running out of stories to tell about Logan and it's all getting way too repetitive. Slash, yell, swear, kill. Wash, rinse, repeat. :(
 
DARKWING DUCK has been great so far. It feels like watching an episode of the cartoon, and I love the new integration of Duck Tales characters (I mean, c'mon...Launchpad and Gizmo Duck have already been there). I'm also loving how I remember all the characters introduced so far. One thing I'm not clear on: Gizmo Duck. Why did Gyro have to change it's activation codeword? Why was it in storage? And what happened to Fenton? Duckburg didn't need a super hero anymore? I kinda miss the whole rivalry thing he and DW had going on.
 
The thing is though Dread, even if they want to get Matt back to status quo, its gonna be really difficult to do it, realistically i mean. The whole reason Matt's life turned to s*** during this last decade was because his secret i.d. was outted and everyone started going after him and everyone close to him. Even though he technically cleared himself in the press, most people still know Matt Murdock is Daredevil, including his enemies. Every single one of his enemies knows the truth now and as long as they have that knowledge, i dont see how Matt's life can ever be "status quo" again. UNLESS, and god i hope im wrong, Marvel has a "One More Day" planned for DD.....

Again, look at Norman Osborn. He was publicly unmasked as the Green Goblin on camera by Luke Cage. He was tried and convicted for being a serial killer (which included murdering a cop's daughter and a newspaper reporter, at least) and endless acts of domestic terrorism. He was in prison, and by all rights considered a raving lunatic. Then, he is filmed shooting the Skrull Queen in the head after Tony Stark was sucking wind. Suddenly, in a swirl of patriotic euphoria that was apparently more powerful than global scale brain washing, Osborn becomes the most popular American citizen who ever was and was sworn in as the equal of the Secretary of Defense and not only was he flying around in a blatantly stolen Iron Man armor that he spray painted, but led a team of maniacs who committed one atrocity after another while the public adored them.

Compared to that, Matt Murdock being able to reclaim his legal license despite his identity being leaked and all of the Shadowland stuff is really little different. Unless something has changed, in terms of the general public, Murdock's identity as DD was in the "generally suspected" rather than "outright accepted" ; after all, Iron Fist was posing as DD when Murdock was in prison. Danny Rand was able to legally claim he wasn't actually the current Fist during the Initiative phase and Murdock could likely claim the same. At any rate, if he followed the Osborn example, all he'd have to do is save mayor Jameson from a costumed maniac on NY1 (which is a NYC news channel).
 
I'm pissed, I had a Dread like review of why Black Panther #513 sucked ass and I ended up logging out when I posted and it wouldn't let me post my long ass rant :argh:
 
Solid week. I also got the Official Handbook, which I haven't absorbed yet. As always, spoilers ahoy.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 12/15/10:

AVENGERS ACADEMY #7: If one goes by alphabetical order, this week's Marvel offerings lived up to their A-titles. Both this and AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #650 (see below) were quite good. Why did this win out to take my Examiner column's top spot? A more emotional story featuring yet another attempt to revision Hank Pym, an appearance by Absorbing Man where he gets to do more than be a dumb thug, and finally, being the best Avengers book in terms of quality while being the lowest selling of the four. In fact the only foibles of this issue are behind the scenes. Shipping two weeks later than originally solicited, that seems to be because there was a change in penciler. Mike McKone is still credited as the solo artist in the recap page, while the cover credits Tom Raney. The artwork within is definitely Raney's; McKone only drew the cover. That isn't to say that Raney's artwork is bad; he has worked on such hits as ANNIHILATION CONQUEST in the past. As always, writer Christos Gage continues to tell solid Avengers stories that give many characters things to do, while focusing on a star of the issue.

The first six issues sought to introduce us to the cadets, who aside for Reptil were all new characters made specifically for this series. With a format like that, this means that eventually one runs out of students. Thus, Gage has started to give their instructors some focus, and this first issue delves into Hank Pym. A founding Avenger and an older character than the rest of the cast, Pym is a character who has gone through no end of turmoil, revisions, and costume changes. As the cover displays, this time he goes back to one of his original mantles, Giant-Man. The angle is that all of his other identities were to attempt to be someone he is not, or to deny that he was a superhero. His latest, as the Wasp, was to honor the memory of his ex-wife, Janet Van Dyne, who died at the end of SECRET INVASION. The fact that Pym is Giant-Man in DISNEY XD's "AVENGERS: EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES" cartoon which is viewed by more people than buy most comic books is perhaps too much of a coincidence to ignore, but Gage is able to genuinely pull off the move as a character growth moment. Pym isn't the only character who develops this issue; Tigra, who Gage has been very fond of since his days on AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE, shares the issue with him. Jocasta and Justice also get more to do here than in some prior issues. This issue successfully combines Hank Pym's development in Dan Slott's MIGHTY AVENGERS (which Gage assisted on for some issues) with his past and manages to bring a "back to the future" approach to him. If one is reading for the youngsters, this could be a problem as they do very little this issue, although after dominating it for six, it isn't too bad to see them take a back seat for once. The main cliffhanger revolves around the idea that Pym may be able to resurrect Janet, but whether or not he should, or if it would succeed without a hitch. Is his heart clouding his mind's judgment? And does another party desire her to be alive even more?

Tom Raney's style is perhaps closer to that of Jorge Molina, the last fill-in artist, than it is to Mike McKone. The fact that there are two inkers (Dave Meikis and the regular Scott Hanna) and two colorists (the regular Jeromy Cox flanked by Andrew Crossley) is a sign there was some rush to make deadline, or to make December at all. While Raney seems to draw many faces in a similar fashion, especially in terms of eyebrows, his style is as effective as always for the superhero antics, and doesn't clash with that of McKone too much. The Giant-Man costume sees some modest new details but is by and large the same as it was in the 60's, complete with the scary eyebrow antennae. Overall, this series remains what it has become; the best Avengers title for the lowest cover price (all the rest are $3.99). It utilizes the whole of Avengers history for both it's old and new characters, and manages to find interesting angles to even the most mundane or simplistic villains. While a twelfth issue has been confirmed by Gage via Twitter, it is a near travesty that sales for this title were below 30,000 copies in November. In this volatile market, it seems many of the better books have borne the brunt for the higher prices of the larger ones. This is a comic too good to wait for the trades on; if one hasn't given it a try, run to your local comic shop and snap it up, pronto.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #650: Not only a large issue number that ends in a zero as well as an issue in which Spider-Man changes his costume (to something that vaguely resembles TRON, because Disney owns Marvel), but the third chapter of "Big Time". New solo writer Dan Slott continues on with his initial arc as the lone narrative voice of the franchise (after sharing it with 2-3 other writers since 2008), with Humberto Ramos aboard on art and Edgar Delgado handling the colors (alongside three inkers for deadline purposes). Spider-Man has to deal with a brand new Hobgoblin, who seems to be deadlier and better equipped than the last few versions. Caught in the crossfire are Peter Parker's genius boss and co-workers from Horizon labs, where he's just landed the best gig of his life.

Although the lead story is "only" 22 pages this month, Slott is a master of having quite a lot happen in a typical modern-day comic than many other writers do. The fact that he maintains this pace for individual issues despite the fact that two ship a month makes the story feel even more fast paced. While it is no mystery who the Hobgoblin is this time, there still is plenty of tension about who he is and what he is up to, even as his civilian life is followed - this time he is more akin to a disturbed serial killer who doubles as a mobster mercenary than someone who is flat out insane, or solely a mercenary. Because the villain has upped his game, Spider-Man has upped his - with a new costume to cancel out this new Hobgoblin's powers, and a tag-team with Black Cat. As bonuses, Kingpin comes to grips with his new Hobby, SHADOWLAND is acknowledged, and Peter's current gal Carlie meets his ex-wife/never-wife Mary Jane.

Slott also writes an eight page back-up strip featuring his new Spider-Slayer (who is an older one with a newer design) and continuing his subplot with Mac Gargan, formerly Scorpion and Venom. Neil Edwards and Scott Hanna pencil and ink the strip, alongside Morry Hollowell's colors. Given how many Marvel comics are $3.99 for little to no reason, at the very least "Big Time" has offered either a longer main story than many "typical" comics (as in over 22 pages), and/or offered a back-up strip. Readers who haven't read the series in a while haven't been punished by this new launch, and the quality of these issues remains as high as it was in #648 - the story has simply progressed. It offers thrills, chills, and spills in the form of comedic interludes (Peter's "cover story" for his Horizon buddies is classic). Three issues in, and this is already not only a run that sells within the Top 10-15 sellers of the comic sales charts, but actually deserves to.

CHAOS WAR #4: The last issue, which shipped at the start of November, wasn't good enough to warrant a review; a rare hiccup in the constant gravy train of quality that writers Greg Pak and Fred Van Lente have brought to the Hercules franchise all these years. This issue, however, gets things back on track, despite depicting two heroes on the cover who barely appear within (Thor has one panel, and Silver Surfer is in a recap page image). In terms of this "mini event", December is the heaviest month; a total of eight chapters of it appear, whether as this core mini, side mini's (such as DEAD AVENGERS), a crossover with INCREDIBLE HULKS, or one shots. To a degree this has watered down the basic story somewhat, although the crux of the action remains with this main series, and the reader isn't as punished for not reading the side material as they were down the stretch with SHADOWLAND. In the last series, the Chaos King all but literally consumed all of reality, or at least most of it, in his quest to return existence itself to a blank void. Hercules' God-Squad team have been swiftly scattered and defeated, and not even the Hulk or Alpha-Flight (!) can save the day. Hercules and Amadeus Cho retreat to one of the last bastions of reality, where the few remaining gods have piled up with Gaea to say their final farewells. Some, such as Balder and Hercules himself, wish to make a final stand. Meanwhile, Athena, goddess of wisdom, once again displays her duplicity by joining forces with the Chaos King and claiming that she had planned this all along - to either give "reality" a chance to reset and get things right, or to mold the proper hero to be a bastion for the new era. While she intended for Cho to be her "hero of the mind", it turns out that Hercules may be able to learn some new tricks as well. The biggest question remains: who will be alive when this is all said and done? Greg Pak continues to write INCREDIBLE HULKS and is launching a new SILVER SURFER series, and one could imagine Cho showing up in either. But will Hercules cheat death for a third time?

The issue is perfectly paced and the cliffhanger leaves one almost fuming that this won't be concluded until 2011, as it should be. Khoi Pham continues on his excellent pencils while Thomas Palmer handles inks and Sunny Gho continues to almost steal the show with exceptional color work. Next month looks to see Pak and Van Lente's INCREDIBLE HERCULES saga come to an end after over three years, and it looks to be ending in style. It would be nice to see a Marvel event sent on earth do that.

IRON MAN LEGACY #9: This is the fourth part of the “Industrial Revolution” arc of this, which is Iron Man’s B-title which is set in past continuity – an editor’s note states that this was the era of Iron Man circa 1984, when he was deposed from his company by Obadiah Stane and left penniless on the streets. Secondary titles that are set in the past and thus don’t “count” in terms of modern continuity tend to sell poorly, and this title is no exception. This arc is set to end with issue eleven or twelve and I would be surprised if this title was not canceled by then. That actually is a shame because if one doesn’t only read “important” comics, Fred Van Lente has done a solid job of writing an Iron Man story set in the past during his lowest period. The pace is faster than that of the “important” Iron Man book, INVINCIBLE IRON MAN, and Stark actually fights villains very often. The main goal of this story is to tell a story based in the 1984 era with modern day retro-active continuity inserted that wasn’t there before. Thus, Tony Stark is being menaced by the Pride, who in RUNAWAYS were set up as the secret crime syndicate who ruled California until very recently.

This issue is more of a “set up” issue for the next than most issues of this run have been. Stark has virtually no funds and can barely keep his armor running. He has stumbled into the home of a mentally challenged man and his daughter and has used that experience to invent a new gadget to rebuild his fortune with. He has attempted to rally the citizens of the low income neighborhood around him, which has proven difficult. Neither Stane or the Pride want him to succeed, and have employed both criminals and bureaucratic cronies to make sure he cannot purchase a factory to manufacture his prototypes in. In this issue, Tony learns that he can’t do everything alone. James Rhodes, who is the “official” Iron Man now, alongside Reed Richards help Stark out with trying to get investors, and Stark decides that it is time he stopped playing by the rules, since his enemies aren’t. Having exploited the media and the negative view of the LAPD to be able to “squat” in the factory, the Pride have decided to take care of Stark with the most predictable villain tactic in fiction; kidnap his current girlfriend.

Steve Kurth does the pencils, alongside John Rauch’s colors and Allen Martinez. It isn’t the best artwork ever, and there is one error with She-Hulk’s glove (as she was part of the Fantastic Four of the time), but it is perfectly effective for the story. The armors look fine, and Kurth manages to capture elements of the Pride, as well as their magical benefactors, that were once drawn by Adrian Alphona. Kurth is able to pencil normal people, armored heroes and even monsters and have it all flow dynamically.

With INVINCIBLE IRON MAN adjusting (or raising) its price to $3.99, this comic is your only method of getting any sort of Tony Stark adventures for three dollars.

THUNDERBOLTS #151: With the anniversary issue done, this series reverts back to a $2.99 price tag. As the cover states, this issue is about Ghost, and goes over his origin. While he was introduced in 1987, barely a mention of his origin was ever mentioned beyond that he was once a business executive and they made him what he is. Jeff Parker has finally seen fit to detail this origin. Aside for that, however, little else happens. Ghost shares his origin with Moonstone, and to signify that Juggernaut's way down in strength class, the next mission is so intense that Hyperion is being dusted off to join the T-Bolts (especially since Crossbones is officially off the team). Kev Walker continues on art with Frank Martin on colors; Greg Land does the cover art, and it's actually one of his best covers in a long time. Man-Thing, however, does not appear within, and Juggernaut himself only pops up in one panel. It's distinctly a Ghost issue, with Moonstone tagging along.

The tricky thing here is, actually, figuring out where Ghost's origin would fit in terms of continuity vs. history. As the slide scale of Marvel time always shifts, that means that the FF didn't debut until the mid 1990's, and that the Soviet Union of Marvel didn't fold in 1991. At any rate, that might mean Ghost's origin of the late 1980's Marvel could be shifted into being, possibly, part of the dot-com boom corporate era of the late 90's until about 2000-2001. His name isn't revealed but he was exploited by three executives as part of Omnisapient, one of many I.T. companies out there. He survived their attempt to forever "silence" him after years of exploitation and manipulation and has become the Ghost. He's both some sort of armored cyber-space metahuman as well as someone who was driven mad by corporate shenanigans. It isn't a bad origin, although one could likely fathom that in 1987, a writer might have told it in 2-3 pages, while in 2010, it fills about 16.

One could probably call this "filler", but I probably enjoyed this issue more than the last. The "Crossbones gets super powers" subplot wraps up almost too quickly, as if Jeff Parker has no expectation of any other editor or writer to acknowledge it, so he reverts Rumlow back to status quo. Now, I'm not saying I would have exactly wanted to see Crossbones having weird eye beam powers forever; between he and Shaodow-Knight (from SHADOWLAND: MOON KNIGHT), it seems eye-beams are the powers du jour for formerly powerless villains. I do feel it is an testament to the sheer inability of writers and/or editors to communicate that some writers distinctly feel the need to tie up their own loose ends neatly because they know if they don't, someone else will ignore it.

At any rate, not a bad issue, but AGENTS OF ATLAS/ATLAS was somehow better than T-Bolts is even for some of it's worst issues, which were probably AVENGERS VS. ATLAS for me. While Fred Van Lente took four issues to tell Taskmaster's origin, on the whole it was executed a lot better. Once the team is back on a real mission again, I am sure things will pick up.
 
Slight correction on your review of Amazing Spider-Man #650, Dread. Mary Jane and Carlie first meeting took place in Mark Waid's "Origin of the Species" story (issues #642 - 646). Hope that helps. :yay:
 
Slight correction on your review of Amazing Spider-Man #650, Dread. Mary Jane and Carlie first meeting took place in Mark Waid's "Origin of the Species" story (issues #642 - 646). Hope that helps. :yay:

I didn't read that, so it was the first time for me! :word:
 
I agree with Dread's assessment of Chaos War. Chaos War: Thor, however, was lamentably... well, s***ty. El Bastardo laid out the problem with its narrative after the first issue--this chick is recalling it in past-tense, so your sense of suspense is shot completely to hell right there. On top of that, DeMatteis spends far, far too much time narrating what we can plainly see is going on in various panels. I get wanting to give the woman's thoughts on things, but there had to have been some better way than cluttering up perfectly decent panels with unnecessary text.

On top of that, the plot itself is just utter garbage. Glory was a cool idea--albeit with a similar main schtick to Mangog's--but the story wrapped around it is horrible. Basically, Thor and Glory kill each other in space, but this woman's prayer somehow saves Thor's life and makes him crash to Earth near her house as Don Blake. Glory also survives--how? Who knows!--but is weakened. A piece of Glory starts searching for Thor and comes upon Blake, panic and fleeing ensue until Blake and the woman hit Glory-piece together with Blake's cane, which causes a big flash and knocks Glory-piece away. Later, Blake recalls that he can turn into Thor and tries but fails until the woman helps him. Apparently, since her prayer saved him from death, it's her faith that's somehow fueling Thor's power now. Then she convinces Thor to let Glory consume them for no apparent reason and later claims that it was her faith and Blake's faith in something else--big-G God, it's implied with all the subtlety of a hammer--that saved them (and conveniently got rid of Glory in the process). The whole thing tries for some kind of metaphysical underpinning but falls totally flat because of its sheer ridiculousness. Thor's relationship to the Abrahamic God has been covered before, and in much better ways; this is one of the very weakest attempts, and it winds up just making me feel ripped off that Thor got cut out of the main action in Chaos War for this s***.
 
Again, look at Norman Osborn. He was publicly unmasked as the Green Goblin on camera by Luke Cage. He was tried and convicted for being a serial killer (which included murdering a cop's daughter and a newspaper reporter, at least) and endless acts of domestic terrorism. He was in prison, and by all rights considered a raving lunatic. Then, he is filmed shooting the Skrull Queen in the head after Tony Stark was sucking wind. Suddenly, in a swirl of patriotic euphoria that was apparently more powerful than global scale brain washing, Osborn becomes the most popular American citizen who ever was and was sworn in as the equal of the Secretary of Defense and not only was he flying around in a blatantly stolen Iron Man armor that he spray painted, but led a team of maniacs who committed one atrocity after another while the public adored them.

Compared to that, Matt Murdock being able to reclaim his legal license despite his identity being leaked and all of the Shadowland stuff is really little different. Unless something has changed, in terms of the general public, Murdock's identity as DD was in the "generally suspected" rather than "outright accepted" ; after all, Iron Fist was posing as DD when Murdock was in prison. Danny Rand was able to legally claim he wasn't actually the current Fist during the Initiative phase and Murdock could likely claim the same. At any rate, if he followed the Osborn example, all he'd have to do is save mayor Jameson from a costumed maniac on NY1 (which is a NYC news channel).

Thats all true BUT, what about DD's enemies. Fooling the public is one thing but lets face it, Kingpin, Bullseye, The Owl, Mr Fear, pretty much all his enemies KNOW Matt is DD and thats why im saying i dont see how Matt's life can return to normal. I can't remember the last villain DD fought that didnt address him as "Murdock" rather than "Daredevil".

I mean, i suppose theoretically, writers can just choose to NOT address it. I mean Ironman seems to be doing fine with a public i.d., Steve Rogers too, and they've both got people close to them that could be targeted by their villains. But DD, like Spider-man, sorta needs his i.d. to be kept secret from his enemies otherwise his personal life and the people around him would never ever be safe.
 

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