Bit of a small week and a strange week for me in which I got twice as many DC books as Marvel, which is rare. I also would have gotten HUNTER/KILLER #11, but my LCS only got 1 copy, so it sold out. I'll either have to hunt Manhattan for it or let it go, which is irksome as I actually was enjoying that series. We'll see what happens.
However, my favorite book of the week was a Marvel one. I won't keep you in suspence, it was ANNIHILATION #6, the ending to Marvel's REAL event, or at least a real event that remembers that it is telling a story about superHEROES, and not a variety of flawed, bickering children amidst a plotline that at times contradicts itself.
As always, the "spoilers" have been unlocked.
DREAD'S BOUGHT/THOUGHT for 1/31/07:
52 WEEK #39: Man, I wish this weekly thing had been shorter if it'd waited until about the third act to really start heating up. One oddity was that one tagger on the cover: "Montoya fights a Dragon!" -- that doesn't happen in this issue. We have appearences from Ralph & Fate, the Black Marvels, and the docs at Oolong Island as B-Plots, but no Montoya. And frankly I didn't mind the rest, because the A-plot was plenty rivetting. Natasha and Jake track down the head scientist for the "everyman" project, only moments before he blows himself up and takes most of his lab with him. Trying to peer into Lex's "secret room", Nat finally learns the truth about her new beau; he's really dead, and Everyman/Hannibal has been impersonating him. The final rub? Luthor's men have been LYING about him being "incompatable" the whole time, and apparently that bit was a whole act from him. He's secretly been remade into a metahuman, who of course is on par with Superman (an enemy he hated, yet envied his power). In a way it seemed abrupt, a sort of "oh, well" sort of explaination for weeks and weeks of development and testing all for an elaborate ruse, but it was a twist. The promo for next issue promises that Steel, naturally, won't be very happy, and I can't wait for that showdown. And is "glom" a word? Anyway, the B-Plots are were interesting; Ralph meets an insane Aquaman and sacrifices his wedding ring to get the last mystical artifact, Isis, Sobek and Adam discuss Osiris as some rain ultimately causes their gardens to die, Doc Magnus has apparently remade Mercury as the Horsemen leave to do whatever it is Horsemen do, and Dr. Sivana reveals he used Mr. Mind to literally "grow" time, which doesn't make sense anywhere else but comic books. But it was that A-Plot, and the promise of a Steel showdown, that got me pumped. DC may be a loss to compete for sales when this series ends in 3 months, but at least it looks to go down with a bang! Mr. Terrific II gets the origin section, and it's well drawn and done. 52 rarely disappoints, although these 4+ issues have really hit it into high gear, wrapping up the plotlines one by one. Hopefully it ends well. After all this we need a satisfying ENDING, not an anti-climax or a "would your be interested in buying [INSERT MINI OR ONGOING HERE]". So, Morrison, Rucka, Johns and Giffen, be warned.
BATMAN & THE MAD MONK #6: Mini's can be great, as soon as you start to grow weary of them, they end. Of course, unlike SECRET SIX, I actually enjoyed Matt Wagner's "Dark Moon Rising" stuff a bit. Sure, sure, MONSTER MEN was superior. And he relies on some incredibly cheesy post-Miller lines and narration (one panel literally has two characters' narration almost clashing with each other). And some people might prefer Year 3 Batman stories where he battles mobsters and "freaks", not vampires. But I enjoy the tone, the art, yes, even the gritty lines, and the savvy-but-not-overpowered Batman. There are some tense sequences and the usual gorey fights. However, the ending is anti-climatic, and overdone, a major no-no. After meeting atop the roof of a castle, Mad Monk gets hit by lightening and falls. HOW MANY DAMNED TIMES HAVE WE SEEN THIS!? In both comics, TV, and movies? Too damn often. The only way it could have been any more "generic" would have been if Mad Monk fell off into some water, and we watched him plummet with a sky shot. Julie, no longer a vamp, outfights the monk's gothic hench-wench and she accidentally stabs herself with her own knife, which looked awkward. Julie becomes yet another heroine in a long list to learn Batman's identity, freak out and then conviently leave Gotham or vanish into the sunset somehow, which is ANOTHER god-aweful cliche. So as much as I have enjoyed Wagner's style with Batman, I can't overlook these flaws, so I could say that while this issue is technically sound, it embraces mediocre, generic endings we have seen elsewhere dozens of times. I'd actually consider buying a third Wagner "Dark Moon" mini, although the $3.50 pricetag is still annoying, and as this work is inferior to the first, a third may dip even lower, especially with most of the subplot threads resolved. A guilty pleasure, but a definately underwhelming finish.
BLUE BEETLE #11: Enjoyable generic superheroics, but it's no surprise that this book is tumbling down the Top 100 with no end in sight. It does nothing wrong, but it lacks that "juice" to set it above the pack and break free from being "Teen Superhero Comic #4567", even if said comic has enjoyable dialogue and stars. I enjoy each issue I read, but I really don't "hunger" for each issue and I could see myself losing interest and not bothering with another issue to save cash. Jamie wraps up his adventure with Lonar, Metron and the hostile offworld just as La Dama and his buddie crack the Mother Box and seek their own rescue attempt. Albuquerque does the art and while not as good as Cully Hamner, he's better than their last fill-in. Rogers also pens the writing chores solo and again the tone of the book remains the same, which is good. It is why co-writers can work. When one, especially the "bigger name" one (as Giffen would be) gets swamped, his partner can take over and the book really feels no different because they've been at it for a while. So there are so snarky lines, some smashing, and whatnot, and it's all fine. But that may be the book's problem, especially as it nears the end of it's first year, and even by DC standards may not last another. It was at it's peak doing awkward IC tie-ins, then spent way too long chasing Jamie's origins (admist some bad fill-in art) and now is doing rather generic adventures. Like I said, I like superheroes and I like the cast here so it is fine and dandy, just lacks that pop that makes a book indespensible. I suppose it would be unfair to dump this book while staying on a trainwreck like USM, but we'll see.
JLA CLASSIFIED #33: Considering how beloved Slott is around here, amazing that more people aren't reading his mysterious JLA CLASSIFIED arc. It also is weird that Marvel hasn't signed him an exclusive deal yet; maybe if/when THE INTITATIVE hits, they will. In truth, #32 was more amusing in focusing on the origin of Profitt/Red King, and Jurgen's art seemed rushed in some panels. But it is still good, enjoyable stuff. Red King has used Dr. Destiny's dream/reality gem to attempt to take over the world and make the perfect life via playing the laws of averages, and now he only has 3 realities left to play with to try to take over the world, and all revolve around beating the JLA. In this world, he uses his guise as the Red King to gain the trust of the League and the world, while secretly manipulating the villianous Royal Flush Gang into being unknowing pawns. He even seems a lock to win the effects of Wonder Woman, and not even Batman hates him! Slott seems at home with the campier, more superhero-genre embracing DC, but in a way some of these issues do resemble some of his old "DCU ANIMATED" type comics; a little too light and filler. Or maybe that is what CLASSIFIED is, I never read it before. Next month comes another reality, and I am interested in how Slott wraps up. He's obviously having a ball playing with the JLA and his own villian, even reuses Flatman's schtick of "being invisible if one is flat and turned at an angle". In some ways the JLA, particularly Superman, get "pwned" too easily, but it seems to even out and I trust Slott. This is a random, continuity free adventure, is it not? Go with the flow. Not essential, but a usual fun Slott ride. Even if the villian in some ways is a bit generic, right down to his design.
ANNIHILATION #6: This is a mini that I wish could never end, and is the shining jewel of the week for me, in that Mighty Marvel Fashion. Say what you will about CIVIL WAR, the promotion of this "red headed stepchild" event, and even Joe Q's interview skills; for an EIC who has admitted "not getting" space heroes, he and his company put out one helluva space event, that is worthy to be remembered for some time. Great art, good writing, and only 1-2 issues were late! It also was an event, thanks in no small part to old school vet Giffen, that remembers what the audience expects to see, and then provides it efficiently and effectively, rather than going for "shock and outrage" like CIVIL WAR is. It also is the first crossover event in recent memory where the forces of good convincingly prevail. They take their lumps, sure; between the tie-ins and the first third of the mini, there was plenty of loss, beatings, and deaths (including of longstanding characters like Red Shift or Quasar). Were it a mainstream Marvel event, like HOUSE OF M or DISSASSEMBLED or probably CIVIL WAR, that is how it would have ended; loss, pain, shock, and agony. Not in ANNIHILATION. Here, unlikely heroes rose themselves from the dirt, dug in their heels and REFUSED to be defeated. Could we have said in Jan 31st, 2006 that Nova, Drax, Ronan and Super-Skrull would become instant bad-arses? While many Marvel writers & editors seem to thrive on going AGAINST fan expectations even at the cost of a triumphant story, ANNIHILATION makes no pretensions. No, here you get good vs. evil, damn it, because it still works.
After Drax got to ice Thanos, and Ronan got to smash his F'ing hammer on Ravenous's skull, this issue has Nova (and to some degree Phyla, alternate reality daughter of Capt. Marvel and sometime user of that name) eke out his own "moment of awesomeness" as he finally gets his suicidal rematch with Annihilus in a desperate bid to end the war, or at least rid the wave of it's core leadership. Technically, this is a rematch; he battled Annihilus alongside Quasar in his own mini, and Annihilus absorbed Wendall, bands and all, killing him (as well as scarring Rich across the face with his claws). The event in the prelude in a way began with the Wave destroying the Nova Corps and leaving Nova on the brink of death, and it ends with Nova, also near that brink. But the first scenes of pwnage would come from Galactus & Surfer, who LITERALLY unleash the anger of an omnipotent, cosmic being against the Wave, wiping out at least 64% of the Wave and leaving plenty of big crumbs for Ronan & his Kree to attack. DiVito, a modern day Perez and having been solid all mini long, turns in some great artwork of Galactus unleashed. But the final round goes to Nova & Co. as they finally stare down Annihilus, and Nova shows no fear; initially getting beat down with an Annihilus empowered by Negative Zone energies and the Quantum Bands, Galactus weakened him and Phyla takes the bands away, but it takes Nova summoning the last of his strength to literally RIP OUT ANNIHILUS' GUTS FROM HIS THROAT! Okay, I'll admit that after the Drax/Thanos and Ronan/Ravenous "moments", you could argue that it was third verse, same as the first. But I still enjoyed the hell out of it, especially Nova's "this is for the Corps" bellow. Yes, yes, he's in many ways a ripoff Green Lantern, but at least he's doing it WELL now. The series also wraps up loose ends and sets up a status quo; Ronan & Ravenous (now a cyborg) hash out a truce, where Ronan has Hala but Ravenous has his own world, an army of bugs and a new Annihilus maggot. Thanos is now side-by-side with Death, seemingly finally winning her love and acceptance into her realm. Phyla wants to carry on Quasar's work now that she has his bands. And Nova has many worlds to manage in a power vaccum and potential "cold war". Galactus hungers and the Surfer is again his herald. Plenty of bits left for Nova's next ongoing, an outcome we really couldn't have predicted in Jan. 2006. Definately a successeful, enjoyable series that was the antidote for a lot of the bitterness that CW has brought. Buy the trade.
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #38: Still the best Ultimate ongoing right now (I refuse to count ULTIMATES 2, an "ongoing" that ships 2-3 issues a year) by process of elimination, Carey & Ferry complete their first 6 part arc. Unlike USM, which is collapsing under Bendis burnout, and ULTIMATE XM, which has been shakey as Kirkman tries to figure out what he is doing on that title with the X-Men, Carey's initial solo arc (beyond the annual and some 2 issue tales) floundered because it was too ambitious in a way, which isn't a bad way to fail. It also seeks a finale simular to ANNIHILATION, a big ol' cosmic brawl, but despite Ferry doesn't pull it off as well. It is a nice fight between the Four, their extra-dimensional allies from Acheron with weirdo names like "Fountain" or "Tesseract", and Ultimate Ronan (son of a very Darkseid-esque Ultimate Thanos) who is nearly unbeatable with his "universal weapon". Between merging Midtown and Acheron for one scene to rattling off battle strategies, the chapter suffers from just too much jargon at once, which has plagued the entire arc. Ellis did a simular "exploration" story (the Four go somewhere, something nasty comes back, fight ensues), but his problem was decompression; Carey's is the opposite, overcramming. The Four barely seem like the stars of their own book. The final battle is over the top and Ferry does well on art, but by the time it was over, my head hurt and the last minute "twist" I really didn't need (after refusing to build the object Thanos wanted, apparently Thanos has posessed Reed and he is doing exactly that), but likely will fuel the next arc. The Four are generic as "superheroes" like the Ultimates and I like that Carey wants them to explore other worlds and fight otherworldly threats. Really, the FF is the place to do that. He just needs to not overcram with random characters like some post-Claremont story, not drown you in sci-fi babble, and remember the Four are the stars. Carey's last, shorter works didn't have these problems so maybe it was the result of thinking too big with 6 issues (the length of his last UFF stories combined). An awkward start, but there is some hope Carey will improve. He's no Millar on this book, though.