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Avengers Assemble #3: Hmm. This isn't bad. A bit of the usual Bendis-speak and all, but Hawkeye still has more personality in one panel here than he did in the entire Avengers movie, which is nice. Thor and the Hulk get to kick some ass, too. Not really sure why they haven't brought Marcus L. Fury over, but I suppose--oh hai Thanos! That sort of came out of nowhere. Although, in retrospect, I guess this is really what they meant about making this series tie into the movie while still being in continuity--just taking all of the characters from the movie and using them somehow. I'm wondering if Bendis will actually give us any backstory about how Thanos went from being contained in the Cancerverse to back and apparently not as rage-fueled; but, knowing Bendis, I'm also not really holding my breath for that.
I'd actually be kind of content if Bendis just restored Thanos to his Death-loving, ass-stomping classic status quo, to be honest. All of the stuff since he was previously rocking that status quo didn't interest me too much, to the extent that when my friends asked who he was at the end of the movie, I immediately said, "He's a ridiculously powerful alien dude who's obsessed/in love with Death." That really is the core of the character. Everything else has kind of just been a dilution of that essential formula.
Wolverine & the X-Men #10: Decent issue. Scott and Logan spend most of the issue b****ing at each other, and Scott once again comes off as this incredibly psychotic religious fundamentalist. He even tells Logan that Hope will lead them to mutant paradise and there will be a reckoning for those who didn't stand with her. It's like he's channeling all the dead religious nutjobs from throughout history for this conversation. Logan, meanwhile, attempts to justify his attempt to murder a teenager.
The real meat of the issue for me was the rest of the staff's opinions. I understand Rachel's pretty well; as she says, she herself controlled the Phoenix Force for a while, so it makes sense that she'd be a bit less doomsdayish about the Phoenix's return. Bobby, on the other hand, I have some trouble understanding. He apparently just has 100% blind devotion to Scott. That's the extent of his argument. "Scott's my buddy, so I'm with him." Angel's on the side of mutants because he now acknowledges that he is one, so that's another weird justification. Wolverine just takes all of their... "betrayals" sounds a bit too black-and-white, so... dissenting viewpoints?... in stride, though. There's not much indication of what'll drive him to betray the Avengers and switch over to Scott's side--if that is indeed what happens. I could see him just going off on his own all determined to kill Hope no matter what because that's the kind of dick Wolverine is.
Batman #9: Fun issue. Batman f***s up some owls and gets to cut loose a bit. My favorite part was when he ran one of them over with the Batmobile and Alfred's all horrified, but Bruce goes, "They heal fast. Let him heal." Not really much to say about this. "Night of the Owls" continues, although the initial coolness of the Court of Owls has sort of died down at this point. They're essentially just cannon fodder in period-piece costumes now, not really different from Hand ninja or Kobra terrorists or any other nameless, faceless bodies thrown at the heroes as momentary distractions. I kind of wish the "army" of Talons were more of a squadron of well developed Talons, but attempting to develop any number of villains would've probably just ruined the pacing of the story.
The backup this issue was weird. Apparently, Alfred's dad felt responsible for some bad stuff that happened to the Waynes, and he was being chased by a Talon. That's about all I got from this part of the backup, although there are still two more to go. I hope this story's revelations are fairly tame. Anytime we have a flashback and learn that this or that character's ancestor secretly faced exactly the same thing that the characters themselves are now facing, I feel like the writer is winking at me so hard they're gonna pull a muscle. It comes off really hokey and stupid. That was my main problem with Marvel's SHIELD series, in fact; the entire goddamn story was one giant wink at the reader. "You thought you knew Leonardo Da Vinci and Isaac Newton and Nathaniel Richards, didn't you? Well, guess what! " It gets tiresome real quick. But now I'm ranting.
I'd actually be kind of content if Bendis just restored Thanos to his Death-loving, ass-stomping classic status quo, to be honest. All of the stuff since he was previously rocking that status quo didn't interest me too much, to the extent that when my friends asked who he was at the end of the movie, I immediately said, "He's a ridiculously powerful alien dude who's obsessed/in love with Death." That really is the core of the character. Everything else has kind of just been a dilution of that essential formula.
Wolverine & the X-Men #10: Decent issue. Scott and Logan spend most of the issue b****ing at each other, and Scott once again comes off as this incredibly psychotic religious fundamentalist. He even tells Logan that Hope will lead them to mutant paradise and there will be a reckoning for those who didn't stand with her. It's like he's channeling all the dead religious nutjobs from throughout history for this conversation. Logan, meanwhile, attempts to justify his attempt to murder a teenager.
The real meat of the issue for me was the rest of the staff's opinions. I understand Rachel's pretty well; as she says, she herself controlled the Phoenix Force for a while, so it makes sense that she'd be a bit less doomsdayish about the Phoenix's return. Bobby, on the other hand, I have some trouble understanding. He apparently just has 100% blind devotion to Scott. That's the extent of his argument. "Scott's my buddy, so I'm with him." Angel's on the side of mutants because he now acknowledges that he is one, so that's another weird justification. Wolverine just takes all of their... "betrayals" sounds a bit too black-and-white, so... dissenting viewpoints?... in stride, though. There's not much indication of what'll drive him to betray the Avengers and switch over to Scott's side--if that is indeed what happens. I could see him just going off on his own all determined to kill Hope no matter what because that's the kind of dick Wolverine is.
Batman #9: Fun issue. Batman f***s up some owls and gets to cut loose a bit. My favorite part was when he ran one of them over with the Batmobile and Alfred's all horrified, but Bruce goes, "They heal fast. Let him heal." Not really much to say about this. "Night of the Owls" continues, although the initial coolness of the Court of Owls has sort of died down at this point. They're essentially just cannon fodder in period-piece costumes now, not really different from Hand ninja or Kobra terrorists or any other nameless, faceless bodies thrown at the heroes as momentary distractions. I kind of wish the "army" of Talons were more of a squadron of well developed Talons, but attempting to develop any number of villains would've probably just ruined the pacing of the story.
The backup this issue was weird. Apparently, Alfred's dad felt responsible for some bad stuff that happened to the Waynes, and he was being chased by a Talon. That's about all I got from this part of the backup, although there are still two more to go. I hope this story's revelations are fairly tame. Anytime we have a flashback and learn that this or that character's ancestor secretly faced exactly the same thing that the characters themselves are now facing, I feel like the writer is winking at me so hard they're gonna pull a muscle. It comes off really hokey and stupid. That was my main problem with Marvel's SHIELD series, in fact; the entire goddamn story was one giant wink at the reader. "You thought you knew Leonardo Da Vinci and Isaac Newton and Nathaniel Richards, didn't you? Well, guess what! " It gets tiresome real quick. But now I'm ranting.