Breaking In...What Could Happen?

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Okay, those houses I told ya'll about in my previous thread now have POSTED signs all over them.

This doesn't fly right. If we get caught in them, what could happen? We were gonna watch Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, Ringu, then go to the more secluded house at night with a camera.

A friend of mine who is a sword collector was gonna bring some for us, just in case. For those who believe in ghosts, and other supernatural entities, how good would samurai swords be?

-Morzan
 
Okay, those houses I told ya'll about in my previous thread now have POSTED signs all over them.

This doesn't fly right. If we get caught in them, what could happen? We were gonna watch Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, Ringu, then go to the more secluded house at night with a camera.

A friend of mine who is a sword collector was gonna bring some for us, just in case. For those who believe in ghosts, and other supernatural entities, how good would samurai swords be?

-Morzan
The point of this is?
 
This thread is already hilarious! Yes, bring your swords, it will scare the "ghosts" away...
 
This thread is already hilarious! Yes, bring your swords, it will scare the "ghosts" away...

I can see it now. They walk in and hear something. They swing the swords to the spot of the sound. Oh No! The cat is dead.
 
or dead, some teenagers busted in a house they thought no one lived in and one got killed by the owner of the house

That would suck. Thats what you get for being curious though.
 
yea samari swords will scare away any ghosts from getting you caught!
 
This thread has reached a whole new level of dumbness.
 
Gotcha Dew. Is there a humor thread laying around here?

-Morzan
 
I am going to need a Soul Gem (Preferably Grand, but Petty will do.) with a trap soul inside. A silver longsword, & an enchantment altar.

After that I will need a day, or so. Then you will have sword that will kill ghosts.
 
Okay, those houses I told ya'll about in my previous thread now have POSTED signs all over them.

This doesn't fly right. If we get caught in them, what could happen?

I'll tell you what could happen!:)

My friends and I snuck into an abandoned, burned-out Art school when we were young. It was the most surreal, cool bldg. It still had burnt sculptures, catacombs, a giant vault, wicked rafters, etc.

So we're happy, exploring the place, finding weird stuff...and one of our group says, "F***, I thought I just saw people moving out there!:eek:"

He was a wuss, so we all thought he was being paranoid, and we looked, and saw nothing and laughed.

But later, we heard a faint voice outside, so we all went to look again, and we definitely saw 3 or 4 four little heads, far away, behind bushes in the darkness.

We were worried it was some kind of gang turf or something, we didn't know, but we were scared, because the people were obviously trying to conceal their presence, but were camped there, and then we saw more heads from another window, and we slowly realized that we were surrounded.


Crapping our pants to see all of these dark figures surrounding us, we whisper-argued about wtf to do, 'cause the people were at every exit point.

We couldn't get out without crossing them, so we stupidly decided to hide in the vault and be quiet, hoping they hadn't seen us, and if anyone came in, we'd just run for it.

But, then we heard nasty barking dogS plural, and thought, "What.Is.Going.ON?!?"


So of course, it was the paranoid, bored Salt Lake City police, over-reacting as usual.
They stormed in yelling as if it was a drug bust or an invasion, I guess I can't blame them since they didn't no what we were doing in there, and most "normal" people wouldn't've been in there late at night.

So, we were terrified they might RELEASE the dogs. That would suck. So My best friend stepped out, announcing that we were there, intended no harm, etc.

But they came up and had SHOTGUNS pointed at us, with the dogs going berserk, and they shoved us into, AW....some black, oily puddles in some gravel.:)


They arrested us, showed us the no trespassing signs that we honestly hadn't seen in the dark, took us to jail, where we sat for hours with some truly scary guys (one of which said to me (when my eyes just, I swear, barely caught his for a freaking SECOND as I sat there looking AROUND), "YOU LOOK AT ME AGAIN AND I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND S*** DOWN YOUR NECK HOLE!!!:cmad:"...like something out of a crappy prison movie, only, REAL.), a fat, obviously Gay cop searched our bodies, and everyone laughed 'cause he clearly spent way longer on me (I was cute), and then, when the what seemed like days-long ordeal finally ended, we had to do, I can't remember, 300 hundred hours of community service? Maybe it was less.


So, the Peter Pan in me says, "Spellunking abandoned bldg.s is Awesome! Screw the signs.:whatever:"

But after that night, I wouldn't screw the signs.
We used to always explore abandoned bldg.s, there were many, and it was a blast.
But we never did it again, based on how scary and lame that night was.
(except for one time when we were drunk, and we managed to outrun the watchman, but got pretty badly injured.)
 
He had the "Moral Dilemma" ( :huh: ) of whether or not he and his friends should go to this abandoned building and, lol, try to summon up "Bloody Mary".
 
samurai swords against ghosts? wake up man, this is the real world :cmad:



what you're gonna need is some proton packs :o
 
samurai swords against ghosts? wake up man, this is the real world :cmad:



what you're gonna need is some proton packs :o

He's too dumb to use them, he would let the beams touch each other.
 
samurai swords against ghosts? wake up man, this is the real world :cmad:



what you're gonna need is some proton packs :o

In a world where a man named George "Dubya" is president, what is real, I ask you:huh:


What incarnation of Joker is that in your Avatar?

-Morzan
 
Okay, those houses I told ya'll about in my previous thread now have POSTED signs all over them.

This doesn't fly right. If we get caught in them, what could happen? We were gonna watch Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, Ringu, then go to the more secluded house at night with a camera.

A friend of mine who is a sword collector was gonna bring some for us, just in case. For those who believe in ghosts, and other supernatural entities, how good would samurai swords be?

-Morzan

You could borrow my particle accelerator but the shipping alone to where you are would be horrendous. :csad:
 
Okay, those houses I told ya'll about in my previous thread now have POSTED signs all over them.

This doesn't fly right. If we get caught in them, what could happen? We were gonna watch Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, Ringu, then go to the more secluded house at night with a camera.

A friend of mine who is a sword collector was gonna bring some for us, just in case. For those who believe in ghosts, and other supernatural entities, how good would samurai swords be?

-Morzan

I think holy water has a better chance of working than a sword.
 
If you do get caught by, let's say the cops, what are they going to think of you breaking in some place with swords in hand?
 
I would like to tell you a story. A story about 4 boys named Bill, Eric, Clark and Chris. Also 4 girls. Amber, Nikki, Lauren, and Tiffany.

Curious little teenagers they were. They decided to break into an closed down nursing home and spend the night drinking for ****s and giggles, y'know?

The first 5 hours of the night go well. There was a wheelchair that was left behind and we flew down the halls in it and other various crazy teenage things. The 6th not so well. The cops came. Eric, Clark, and Amber get out safely and run away.

Bill, Chris, Lauren, Nikki, Tiffany, well they were not so lucky.
 
If you do get caught by, let's say the cops, what are they going to think of you breaking in some place with swords in hand?

Crazy LARPers with their Dungeons and Dragons ****
 

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