Breaths a Minute

[Master Chief]

aiIiight I took 6 breaths in 1 minute breathing normally I'm curious yo just like, count your breaths until 30seconds pass then multiply by 2 awesomecakes thxxxxx.

xoxo mrchief

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm sorry.

WTF are you talking about?

 

[GregComicFan]

adults take an average of 12-20 breaths per minute.

normal heartrate (adult) is 60-100 beats per minute at rest.

good adult blood pressure is around 120/80.

 

[AlteredEgo]

i take about 16 i guess. MC how much were you concentrating on your breathing? were you holding your breath or something? do you breathe less when you're drunk? and isn't it kinda early in the day to start posting drunk threads about?

 

[Master Chief]

I dunno yo I'm higher than giraffe *****. but I was sober when I breathed. lol. YEAh BoYYEeEe.

 

[AlteredEgo]

brace for closing...

 

[Master Chief]

Naw but seriously I breathe really super slow even when I'm sober. It scares me.

 

[AlteredEgo]

maybe that means your healthy?

 

[Master Chief]

ohsnap I thought it was a bad thing.

 

[AlteredEgo]

i know, totally turned your viewpoint on it's head, yeah? maybe your body needs less oxygen or something. like healthier people have lower bpm?

 

[Master Chief]

oh **** I'm going to die you're not a medical professional.

 

[AlteredEgo]

yeah you should probably start filing a last will and testament.

 

[Wiseman]

I used to do blow like every few months but the last couple times I did it I'd stop breathing in the middle of the night over and over and my gf had to keep hitting me to get me to breath again. It's not sleep-apnia(spelling?) cause it only happened when I'd snort some blow

 

[AlteredEgo]

I used to do blow like every few months but the last couple times I did it I'd stop breathing in the middle of the night over and over and my gf had to keep hitting me to get me to breath again. It's not sleep-apnia(spelling?) cause it only happened when I'd snort some blow

well that's kinda ironic.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I used to do blow like every few months but the last couple times I did it I'd stop breathing in the middle of the night over and over and my gf had to keep hitting me to get me to breath again. It's not sleep-apnia(spelling?) cause it only happened when I'd snort some blow

Doctor Walrus non-medical but still pretty smart opinion.

Don't do blow.

 

[Halloween]

aiIiight I took 6 breaths in 1 minute breathing normally I'm curious yo just like, count your breaths until 30seconds pass then multiply by 2 awesomecakes thxxxxx.

xoxo mrchief

Put down the bong.

 

[Wiseman]

Doctor Walrus non-medical but still pretty smart opinion.

Don't do blow.

I figured that out after the second time it happened........I forgot to mention that in my post

 

[Majic Walrus]

I figured that out after the second time it happened........I forgot to mention that in my post

Well good for you.