Erzengel's "Breaking A Date" Excuse Roledex

[Immortalfire]

1. "Sorry, I had you confused with someone attractive."

2. "I know it's last minute, but I've decided to change my sex."

3. "It's a hair thing. I know you'll understand."

4. "That must have been one of my other personalities."

5. "Everything before the accident is a blank."

6. "My cousin really needs my kidney."

7. "Don't know how I forgot this engagement at Buckingham Palace."

8. "It's probably not contagious, but..."

9. "A new Dark Knight trailer debuts tonight!!!!"

10. "I just remembered: I'm married."

 

[Prison Mike]

I like #1, 2, 8, 9, and 10. But they're all funny.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I've cancelled a date to watch heroes, meh...her loss....

 

[DBella]

As for excuse #1, I bet he had been very drunk throughout the relationship.

 

[Erzengel]

I don't remember publishing those.

 

[Immortalfire]

I have my sources.

 

[DBella]

Th^t's because it's... unauthorized.

 

[moraldeficiency]

hmmm, for erzengel, let's see:

I have to correct someone's etiquite/spelling on the internet.

You should have told me you were preop.

What do you mean you've never seen Star Wars?!?

You're confused, I was asking your hot friend out, but if you go and get her too we could make this happen.

 

[Erzengel]

hmmm, for erzengel, let's see:

I have to correct someone's etiquite on the internet.

You should have told me you were preop.

What do you mean you've never seen Star Wars?!?

You're confused, I was asking your hot friend out, but if you go and get her too we could make this happen.

Etiquette.

 

[DBella]

hmmm, for erzengel, let's see:

I have to correct someone's etiquite on the internet.

You should have told me you were preop.

What do you mean you've never seen Star Wars?!?

You're confused, I was asking your hot friend out, but if you go and get her too we could make this happen.

Best reason to break up with someone. I've used that excuse before.

 

[Erzengel]

A woman who's not seen Star Wars is a woman you don't take home to meet the family.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Best reason to break up with someone. I've used that excuse before.

really? I mean I once refused a chick cause she didn't believe in drinking, so I guess I see where you're going with that.

 

[DBella]

really? I mean I once refused a chick cause she didn't believe in drinking, so I guess I see where you're going with that.

Yes, really. A week later he called saying he had watched all three films from the original trilogy. I had to quiz him first, of course, before I'd go out with him again. After that, I made sure he knows who The Batman is.

 

[moraldeficiency]

I always thought my soulmate would be any chick I could find that's read, understood and liked Cormac McCarthy, but apparently there aren't any. So I settled for someone that liked drunken stoned irishman, and now I'm getting married.

 

[jaguarr]

Congrats on the wedding, moraldeficiency. When's the big day? If you decide to back out, you can always use Erzengel's patented "Back out of a marriage and make her okay with it" excuse of "My Tron suit is at the cleaners, can we postpone until it's ready?"

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Yes, really. A week later he called saying he had watched all three films from the original trilogy. I had to quiz him first, of course, before I'd go out with him again. After that, I made sure he knows who The Batman is.

Name me all 6 Bounty Hunters Bella!!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

"Sorry, I saw Hayden Christensen on Return of the Jedi special edition and now I've taken ill"

 

[DBella]

I always thought my soulmate would be any chick I could find that's read, understood and liked Cormac McCarthy, but apparently there aren't any. So I settled for someone that liked drunken stoned irishman, and now I'm getting married.

You need to find someone who loves you for who you are and are willing to make compromises when there are differences between the two of you. As for me and my SW and The Batman 'demands', he doesn't have to understand or like SW and The Batman, he just has to know about them and respect/tolerate my love for them. That's it.

Congrats to you on your impending marriage.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I always thought my soulmate would be any chick I could find that's read, understood and liked Cormac McCarthy, but apparently there aren't any. So I settled for someone that liked drunken stoned irishman, and now I'm getting married.

She's so going to ride your ass for not capitalizing your name

 

[moraldeficiency]

Congrats on the wedding, moraldeficiency. When's the big day? If you decide to back out, you can always use Erzengel's patented "Back out of a marriage and make her okay with it" excuse of "My Tron suit is at the cleaners, can we postpone until it's ready?"

jag

Thanks man, sometime next year in May. The date depends on the place, we have to do it at the beach, and apparently she wants her family to attend for some reason. So it'll be interesting seeing as her family are all rednecks and my family are all psychotic micks and half of them are black.

Awesome excuse. Tron references are worth double cool points.

 

[Nirvana]

hmmm, for erzengel, let's see:

I have to correct someone's etiquite/spelling on the internet.

You should have told me you were preop.

What do you mean you've never seen Star Wars?!?

You're confused, I was asking your hot friend out, but if you go and get her too we could make this happen.

Best reason to break up with someone. I've used that excuse before.

I've used this excuse before! These excuses could come in handy...

 

[moraldeficiency]

You need to find someone who loves you for who you are and are willing to make compromises when there are differences between the two of you. As for me and my SW and The Batman 'demands', he doesn't have to understand or like SW and The Batman, he just has to know about them and respect/tolerate my love for them. That's it.

Congrats to you on your impending marriage.

I think I've found that. I mean she actually got me and my friend Iron Man tickets and a six pack which were sitting on the table when I got home. That's love. In return she's going to see the premier of sex in the city far with a crap load of her friends and I'll just leave a bunch of margaritas and give them the house afterwards. So while we don't see eye to eye we have the mutual respect thing going. But she never read any of the books I gave her and I read every horrific page of her stuff.

Thanks.

She's so going to ride your ass for not capitalizing your name

Nah, I have Erz and Wilhelm to ride my ass on that (insert joke here). She has a whole list of other things to ride my ass on.

 

[kainedamo]

"What do you mean you prefer the new trilogy??"

 

[jaguarr]

All the talk of ass-riding in here...must...resist.......failing.........can't help myself..... :strapon:

I feel dirty, now.

jag

 

[SuBe]

Off Topic:

SupermanBeyond's top excuse for breaking a date:

"What do you mean you never heard of the FairTax?!!?"