Erzengel's "Breaking A Date" Excuse Roledex

[The Original Bamfer]

Even the most uneducated of Star Wars fans knew those.

I'm worried about you.

 

[Immortalfire]

I knew Wedge's last name.

 

[Erzengel]

Even the most uneducated of Star Wars fans knew those.

I'm worried about you.

I know them now.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I knew Wedge's last name.

Potato.

 

[Mee]

1. "Sorry, I had you confused with someone attractive."

2. "I know it's last minute, but I've decided to change my sex."

3. "It's a hair thing. I know you'll understand."

4. "That must have been one of my other personalities."

5. "Everything before the accident is a blank."

6. "My cousin really needs my kidney."

7. "Don't know how I forgot this engagement at Buckingham Palace."

8. "It's probably not contagious, but..."

9. "A new Dark Knight trailer debuts tonight!!!!"

10. "I just remembered: I'm married."

He's used all of these on me.

 

[DBella]

I knew Wedge's last name.

Potato.

LMAO!

I thought Wedges is the last name and Potato is the first name. Now I know. This site is the Fountain of Knowledge for sure.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

He's used all of these on me.

Something so sad... and disturbing about that.

 

[moraldeficiency]

He's used all of these on me.

So you and Erz have made many dates and he keeps breaking them on you? Are you like that chick that keeps coming back to the abusive boyfriend?

 

[Erzengel]

What do you say to Mee when he has 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told him twice.

 

[Mee]

What do you get when you cross drunken Russell Crowe with drunken Alec Baldwin?


Erz.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What do you get when you cross drunken Russell Crowe with sober Hulk?


Erz.

It must be Ang Lee's Hulk.

 

[Mee]

Not after my edit, no.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Now it makes no sense at all.

 

[SuBe]

13. After seeing the girl for the first time "I've got a bad feeling about this"

 

[Mee]

Now it makes no sense at all.

Like your face.

 

[Immortalfire]

13. After seeing the girl for the first time "I've got a bad feeling about this"

 

[Immortalfire]

Erz's dream woman....

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Erz's dream woman....

I don't think he could ever be with a woman who'd prefer a car over a Yoda doll.

 

[Mee]

"So Erz, what do you like in a woman?*bats lashes*"



"POWAH! Unleemited POWAH!"

 

[Immortalfire]

But she's a Hooters waitress. And a certain unnamed Hypester opened Erz's eyes to the wonders of Hooters. I figured he would appreciate the effort.

 

[Erzengel]

"So Erz, what do you like in a woman?*bats lashes*"



"POWAH! Unleemited POWAH!"

"Into the garbage chute, Flyboy!!!"

:heart:

 

[Mee]

"Stay on target....stay on target...."

 

[Immortalfire]

*to a really hot girl*

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not."

 

[The Original Bamfer]

But she's a Hooters waitress. And a certain unnamed Hypester opened Erz's eyes to the wonders of Hooters. I figured he would appreciate the effort.

I don't know... from the looks of it, she may have been fibbing.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

No!
I've seen TESB (my favorite SW film) for countless times. I can even say the dialogue while watching.

I got you beat, I can recite Transformers: The Movie (1986) without watching it, and I can do about half the voices.