British police out in force searching for lion

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/british-police-deploy-force-lion-sighting-101922838.html


There's a joke in here somewhere, but I have no idea where it is.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Is there a big blue police call box on a street corner where there wasn't one before? This bizarre **** always happens when that jerk's around.

 

[Duke]

Don't shoot, it might be Aslan.

 

[Morg]

http://news.yahoo.com/british-helicopter-hunt-lion-loose-essex-084655869.html

search been called off

 

[Duke]

http://news.yahoo.com/british-helicopter-hunt-lion-loose-essex-084655869.html

search been called off

It might be just hiding inside the Edcuador Embassy along with Julian Assange.

 

[Erzengel]

http://news.yahoo.com/british-police-deploy-force-lion-sighting-101922838.html


There's a joke in here somewhere, but I have no idea where it is.

 

[Kane52630]

http://news.yahoo.com/british-police-deploy-force-lion-sighting-101922838.html


There's a joke in here somewhere, but I have no idea where it is.

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[chaseter]

Are we sure it's not a werewolf hanging out in a porn theater?

 

[Lily Adler]

Now onto finding the Witch and the Wardrobe.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

it's the magic jesus lion, they'll only find it if they believe.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The mane thing is that nobody gets hurt. I don't think the police should be lionized if they catch him. They were just doing their job. Let's wait until all the facts are in before we cat anyone on the back.

 

[Piper Maru]

What a catastrophe!

 

[AnakinSolo]

Well there are already a lot of big cats released by hunters living in the UK. This can be a new addition lol

 

[Sawyer]

...... and tigers and bears, oh my?

Seriously, guys, lions aren't exclusive to Narnia. Get your **** together!

 

[terry78]

AnakinSolo got banned that quick?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Probably another 8wid puppet.

 

[Lily Adler]

...... and tigers and bears, oh my?

Seriously, guys, lions aren't exclusive to Narnia. Get your **** together!

Seriously all this trouble looking for a football player.

 

[Silvermoth]

So it's like this is it?

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[The Apocalypse]

The mane thing is that nobody gets hurt. I don't think the police should be lionized if they catch him. They were just doing their job. Let's wait until all the facts are in before we cat anyone on the back.

My brain almost exploded because of those puns.

 

[Hawkingbird]

The place where it's been sighted is very near where I live. All I can say is that the Twitter account called "The Essex Lion" had 7,000 followers in the space of 10 minutes.

 

[redmarvel]

Furget about it. Near T.O. we've had wolves:

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/955260--escaped-wolf-from-jungle-cat-world-fatally-shot

 

[Micromind]

Maybe Fox Studios have begun shooting for the Narnia sequel, this time they are going for less CGI, more grounded approach, that Lion may get an Oscar nomination for the realistic acting in the movie.