By no means am I a good singer, but atleast I'm not as bad as her

[ThePenguin]

http://www.myspace.com/TilaTequila

I swear my ears are bleeding after listening to some of these songs. And don't even get me started about her amazingly spectacular lyrics:

I ain't trying to **** ya man
Errbody know he my number 1 fan
I done been there done that, ***** and?
you wanna get mad *****, I don't give a damn

 

[Catman]

She's not famous because of her music.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Let's hope not.

 

[Captain Clown]

My dog makes better sounds when he wipes his ass on the driveway.

 

[ThePenguin]

She's not famous because of her music.

I realize that, but I can't believe there are some people that actually purchase that garbage. Aren't pictures enough? She sounds like Angelica from the Rugrats.

 

[Catman]

Let's hope not.

THIS is why she's famous

 

[Carcharodon]

She's still kinda ugly. I'm sorry, but the greatest body in the world just won't do it for me if the face doesn't match. I'd take an imperfect body with a great face any day of the week.

 

[Catman]

You'd hit that so you can say you banged the most popular woman on MySpace

 

[Carcharodon]

You'd hit that so you can say you banged the most popular woman on MySpace

MySpace blows. Hard. She doesn't seem like she would. Too princessy, really.

 

[Catman]

Look at it this way. If you were awesome in bed she could tell her million friends.

 

[ihateusernames]

Yeah, and he telling her friends would mean what?

... oh, wait.

 

[Untilteld]

sigh, terrible songs. Not that attractive. Another Jeffree Star, but Jeffree makes decent music.

 

[KenK]

I'm not gonna lie, I've at the very least entertained the thought of slammin' her, but hearing her "sing" just kicked that thought completely out of my brain. To say nothing of the fact that her weight probably wouldn't even been in the triple digits if not for those implants. Bleh! Eat something, b****!!