Byrd's Mardi Gras Extravaganza

[Byrd Man]

Some of you may know that this coming Wednesday is Ash Wednesday, the offical start of Lent. A 40 day long ritual of fasting, where one gives up something they love in an effort to grow as a person.

Last year, I gave up being an ******* and didn't quite make it all the way, but I do believe I made it about halfway. This year I will try and do it again.

One other important ritual is Mardi Gras.

Mardi Gras is a sort of farewell to whatever you plan on giving up. Doesn't matter if it's booze, sex, or drugs.

So, this is my Mardi Gras. Let me get the party started!

**** ALL OF YA'LL! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS!

TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS:

**** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, AND **** YOU!!!

 

[Andy C.]

Good thing I'm giving up caring about what Byrd says.

 

[Green Lantern]

Some of you may know that this coming Wednesday is Ash Wednesday, the offical start of Lent. A 40 day long ritual of fasting, where one gives up something they love in an effort to grow as a person.

Last year, I gave up being an ******* and didn't quite make it all the way, but I do believe I made it about halfway. This year I will try and do it again.

One other important ritual is Mardi Gras.

Mardi Gras is a sort of farewell to whatever you plan on giving up. Doesn't matter if it's booze, sex, or drugs.

So, this is my Mardi Gras. Let me get the party started!

**** ALL OF YA'LL! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS!

TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS:

**** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, **** YOU, AND **** YOU!!!

I'm sorry, I don't fornicate with farm animals. Thats MB's job, but you're more of a donkey than a goat...

 

[NiteMare Shape]

That touched me. I felt it deep down in the bottom of my heart.

Feel the warmth.

 

[Byrd Man]

Good thing I'm giving up caring about what Byrd says.

You're a good lad...

and go to hell! You bastard! I hope that you get sodomized to death.

 

[Harlekin]

It's that time of year again?

YES!

 

[SuperFerret]

I knew I should've waited a few days to post that Spider-Man application in the DC RPG.

 

[Optikal]

I'm giving up sodomy. I'll release Brotha-Man from my basement.

 

[Batman]

I'm giving up all self respect I have for myself.






Well, that was fast.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I'm going to not make fun of the goat-****er.



...Wait.

 

[Batman]

What? All you said was 'goat-****er'.

At this point, I might aswell put that on my driver's liscence.

 

[Venom160]

Let the betting begin! I got fifty that say byrd snaps after a month.

 

[Batman]

You're being way too generous.

 

[Catman_prb]

Depends on whether we can lure Brotha-Man back.

 

[Venom160]

You're being way too generous.

I know. Thats what I'm giving up for lent so enjoy while you can.

 

[SuperFerret]

Depends on whether we can lure Brotha-Man back.

He'd probably ignore your attempts.

 

[Blacklight]

He'd probably ignore your attempts.

Like he does about continuity?

 

[SuperFerret]

That was the joke.

 

[Blacklight]

That was the joke.

You haven't heard?

 

[SuperFerret]

Heard what?

 

[Matt Murdock]

I swear to god if he says, "that the bird is the word," I'm going to kill him.

 

[SuperFerret]

Wouldn't it be "Byrd is the word"?

 

[Matt Murdock]

Wouldn't it be "Byrd is the word"?

Satan?

 

[Venom160]

I swear to god if he says, "that the bird is the word," I'm going to kill him.

rofl

 

[Byrd Man]

I'm giving up all self respect I have for myself.






Well, that was fast.

Wow. I thought you were giving up never posting in an RPG. That sure would be a test of your will power!