Cancel the 2009 Oscars the best movie ever is on its way! Van Dam VS Segal

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by Noir, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. Noir Guest

    http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/01/van-damme-vs-seagal


    http://www.moviehole.net/news/20080108_van_damme_vs_seagal.html
     
  2. Motown Marvel Crimson and Clover

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    this will only be worthwhile if both vandamme and segal are involved.
     
  3. Hunter Rider Ronin

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    Without them actually playing themselves this has no purpose. :dry:

    :lmao:
     
  4. Noir Guest

    Well, niether of them are really doing anything, so their is a big chance they're playing themselves.
     
  5. Balthus Dire Punishment Continues

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    Even if it was the real Van Damme and Segal, it would've been cool 10 years ago, not now when they are both old and at the lowest of their careers.
     
  6. Apollo Registered

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    wait... a movie about Van dam vs Segal....yet neither of them are going to be in it??? WTF!? at least ask them, they'd probably say yes...i mean its not like they are busy with Spielberg Oscar worthy like projects...
     
  7. GreenKToo In the fire

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    um, whats the point if their not in it??
     
  8. Fenrir Devourer Of Gods

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    Great, two mediocre martial artists who are also terrible actors. Woot! Color me excited. :dry:
     
  9. Apollo Registered

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    same with a Jackie chan VS jet li film... would have been great like... in the 90's :csad:
     
  10. dark_b Registered

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    10 years ago they didnt have to do this movie. now they have to to make some money.
     
  11. Wolfwood Shasta McNasty

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    That's what makes it great, hopefully they agree to do this. I haven't seen a Van Damme movie since the 90s, but I would break that streak to see this.
     
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    Got my hopes up with this post...then you SMASHED them on the rocks.

    thanks.

    sigh
     
  13. WhatsHisFace Registered

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    Is Dan Akroyd going to play Steven Segal?
     
  14. Noir Guest

    Dan Akroyd for Segal Bill Murray for Van Damme
     
  15. Kanon Crazy

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    We should start making signatures a la Civil War "What side are you on?"

    Seagal is going to kick Van Damme's ass... (An probably break his arm too)
     
  16. UltimateJustin The Hype's Black Purist

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    I think the idea is hilarious. Van Damme would actually probably do it, but Seagal's weird spirit honor thing he pretends to have would probably prevent him from wanting any part of it. Anyway, the point of the movie doesn't seem to be about the excitement of having these two in a movie together, its more of a ridiculous Chuck Norris/Snakes on a Plane/Family Guy joke. So it makes more since to have it in 2008 now that they are parodies of themselves anyway, than 1998 when both their careers had just recently dwindled.
     
  17. Noir Guest

    Done. and Done.
     
  18. Mr. Credible jukebox hero

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    well, yeah... but that's what makes it funny.
     
  19. Kanon Crazy

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article748047.ece

    I say BS, but, whatever...
     
  20. TNC9852002 Banned User

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    WTF? LOL WUT

    Such a bad idea here.

    -TNC
     
  21. Ironic_Commando Registered

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    DeNiro as Van Damme and Pacino as Seagal. Awesomeness ensues.
     
  22. November Rain Single Mother

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    meh it would have been better if they played themselves...

    I can imagine the sequel being called van damme vs segal vs NORRIS
     
  23. SuperBatman Registered

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    This will be crap since Segal and Van Dam won't be in it. There to old anyway.
     
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    if they were both involved (playing themselves) it would be a ****ing masterpiece... or at least have the potential to be one.
     
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