The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[That-Guy]

Okay, I know it's REALLY early and we won't get any photos for a while, but caption threads are a lot of fun, and we've got enough pictures from previous Batfilms and manips to tide us over. So I'll start with this photo from Batman Begins:

"Ah, and now to indulge in one of my favorite pastimes. Pissing on pedestrians from a rooftop!"

 

[That-Guy]

Hey, anyone know if Slipknot needs a new lead singer?

 

[That-Guy]

And now, live from Arkham... it's The Joker Headroom Show!!!

 

[The Symbiotic]

"Look at me! I'm getting ready to do the Thriller dance!!"

 

[The Symbiotic]

Check it out everyone. The new generation of advertising!

 

[That-Guy]

I won't kill you. But I don't have to... ah screw it. DIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!!

 

[titan101]

I won't kill you. But I don't have to... ah screw it. DIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!!

ROFLMMFAO!!!

 

[JokerNick]

Damn Staffs!! Ten Bucks says Aquaman didn't have to go threw this, to get his Superhero badge....

 

[That-Guy]

THERE'S MOTHERF**KIN' BATS IN THE MOTHERF**KIN' CAVE!!!!

 

[JokerNick]

OMG!!! How does a woman have bats in her, *cough* "belfry"... I mean, I new Rachel was a loose woman, but this is ridiculous........

 

[That-Guy]

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, oh, oh, oh, stayin' aliiiiiiiiiive...

 

[ultimatefan]

Check it out everyone. The new generation of advertising!

Wow, that´s awesome! Who made this?

 

[Ronny Shade]

THERE'S MOTHERF**KIN' BATS IN THE MOTHERF**KIN' CAVE!!!!

best one

 

[Christopher Nolan]

I won't kill you. But I don't have to... ah screw it. DIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!!

LOL, i love this scene.

 

[Gonking]

Rachel: so, do you love me bruce?
Bruce: sorry rachel, but the owner of my heart is Robin.

 

[That-Guy]

best one

Haha, thanks!

HEEEEERRRRE'S JOOOOOOOKERRRR LENOOOOOOO!!!

 

[That-Guy]

YO! BATMAN! PICK UP THE PHONE!

WAAAZZAAAAP?!!

 

[That-Guy]

Native American tribal dances are a great way to stay in shape!

 

[That-Guy]

Oh no! I've got elephantitus of the arm!!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Whew!! Looks like Gotham's sewer pipes broke again!

 

[JokerNick]

"Joker Phone Sex, how do you want to be tickeled?"

 

[titan101]

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[titan101]

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[bane]

Bale: What are you doing Heath?!
Ledger: Relax Chris, i'm just grabbing some nutts...

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[Christopher Nolan]

Bale: What are you doing Heath?!
Ledger: Relax Chris, i'm just grabbing some nutts...

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LOL,