The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[why_so_serious?]

"I can't wait for Miley Cyrus as batgirl!"

 

[TDK Joker]

"I can't wait for Miley Cyrus as batgirl!"

This is a great one! But would be even better by adding a few more slaps. And perhaps Batman could break his one rule

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "See, told you I'd be back with this picture!"

Batman ""And I told ya I'd be back with this picture!!"

 

[Panthro]

Joker wants off!!

No! The world needs laughter.

Hehehehehe, nice Simpsons reference, "Marge Vs. The Mono-Rail".

 

[Panthro]

Are we gonna die, Gramps?

Yeah, but at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us.

Ah, more Marge Vs. The Monorail, back when the Simpsons was funny. I miss those days.

 

[Panthro]

Gordon: "Dick, there's a man here who thinks he can help you."

Robin: "Batman?"

Gordon: "No, he's a scientist."

Robin: "Batman's a scientist."

Gordon: "It's not Batman!"

The trilogy is complete.

 

[Panthro]

"I can't wait for Miley Cyrus as batgirl!"

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Ah the old Robin slapping pics.

Batman "Take that! And that!! And that!!! And some of this!!!!"

LEX LUTHOR: "Sigh. No, Batman, THIS is how you bitsch slap someone!"

 

[Secret Fawful]

"Holy Tortured Thomas Wayne In Hell, Batman!"

ORRR.....

"Hey, Barbara, the Joker's loose! Get your Batgirl costume; it's time to go fight cri-"

"..."

 

[Panthro]

"Holy Tortured Thomas Wayne In Hell, Batman!"

ORRR.....

"Hey, Barbara, the Joker's loose! Get your Batgirl costume; it's time to go fight cri-"

"..."

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[why_so_serious?]

Robin:...

Robin: What was that for!?!

Batman: For not providing anything important to slap you for.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Miley Cirus bash and the classic Simpsons quotes!

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: Sorry, at this point it´s just become a habit!

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: DO NOT trash GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra without even seeing it!! Just because the Transformers movies sucked, doesn´t mean this will suck too!! There may be still room in this world for an unpretentious fun popcorn movie that neither takes itself too seriously nor trashes its source material with ******ed wink-wink jokes every thirty seconds!

 

[ultimatefan]

BAAAAANE!!!

BAAAAANE!!!

BAAAAANE!!!

Huh, I´ll leave you two alone, you obviously have a lot to talk about...

 

[protocida]

Don't you trash the Transformers movie franchise. It's an great series, with good actors, antonishing action scenes and extraordinary special effects, who accomplishs everything it aspires too. Besides, they gave us Megan Fox, you ingratefull brat!

 

[ultimatefan]

^I´ll take the beating.

 

[In2Minds]

EckHart: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!

 

[Ibn]

Ya know kid, you might have had the best villain performance ever in a movie. Outside of Hannibal Lecter that is.

Wherezis goin?

You know what pisses me of the most about you though? Your hair wasn't really ever fully green, ya know? The Joker should have green hai-

"LOOK AT THE BLONDE!!!"

HOT DAMMIT KID!! HOW'D YA KNOW THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOIN TO SAY!

HAH! I have a very great talent, Mr. Torrance!

Well, you are a very willful boy!!!

A rather............. NAUGHTY BOY............. if I may be so bold sir!!

 

[why_so_serious?]

Batman: I thought one more slap couldn't hurt!

 

[Ibn]

Batman: I thought one more slap couldn't hurt!

t:

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehehe, nice Simpsons reference, "Marge Vs. The Mono-Rail".

Ah, more Marge Vs. The Monorail, back when the Simpsons was funny. I miss those days.

The trilogy is complete.

Great stuff all around, especially the Miley Cirus bash and the classic Simpsons quotes!

Thanks. Yeah, that's one of my favorite episodes.

^I´ll take the beating.

Same here.

 

[protocida]

Colgate Smile!

 

[In2Minds]

LEX LUTHOR: RRRRRRRRAAAAGH QUESTION! SNAP OUT OF IT!

Question: Ow....thank you lex i was-OW..ECH! OH OW!

Robin: LEX I THINK HE'S OKAY!

LEX: IT'S BETTER TO BE....SAFE...THAN...SORRY......sorry

(guys this was begging to be done XD)

 

[protocida]

LEX: Give me a "Batman and Robin" DVD for Christmas, will you?