Cast the Remake

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The Master

"The Master" John Peter McCallister: Chuck Norris

Max Keller: Richard Sandrak

Okasa: Byung-hun Lee

 

[.: The Cal :.]

Could someone help me cast the Super Mario Bbrothers, I have no ideas. I'm gonna make a Super Mario Brothers manip.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Sam Rockwell for Mario
Sam Rockwell for Luigi
Sam Rockwell for Peach
Kevin Spacey for Toad.

 

[corby]

Sam Rockwell for Mario
Sam Rockwell for Luigi
Sam Rockwell for Peach
Kevin Spacey for Toad.

I see what you did there

 

[Silvermoth]

Super Mario: Omid Djalili

Luigi: Demetri Martin
Peach: Alison Lohman
Wario: Nathan Lane

 

[Eddie Dean]

Jason Schwartzman as Luigi

 

[.: The Cal :.]

Thank you, guys! Here's the cast that I'll use.

Nathan Lane as Mario Mario
Sam Rockwell as Luigi Mario
Alison Lohman as Princess Peach

 

[cerealkiller182]

Police Academy

Mahoney- Joel McHale
Hightower- Terry Crewes
Lassard- Leslie Neilson
Tackleberry- Danny McBride
Zed- Zach Galifiankis

 

[gwynplaine]

"Helter Skelter".

Manson : Emile Hirsch.
Prosecutor Bugliosi : Di Caprio.
Polanski : Jason Schwartzman.
Beausoleil : Edward Norton.

 

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THE PRINCESS BRIDE

Orlando Bloom As Westley

Keira Knightly As Buttercup

Vern Troyer As Vizzini

Antonio Banderas As Inigo

The Big Show Paul White As Fezzik

 

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CONAN THE BARBARIAN

Tyler Mane As Conan

Al Leong As Subotai

Uma Thurman As Valeria

Westley Snipes As Thulsa Doom

James Hong As The Wizard

 

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Willow

Johnny Depp as Madmartigan

Charlise Theron as Sorsha

Verne Troyer as Willow Ufgood

Tyler Mane as General Kael

Glen Close as Queen Bavmorda

Betty White as Finn Razel

Mike Myers as Rool The Brownie

Jim Carrey as Franjeen The Brownie

 

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Dungeons & Dragons II: Wrath Of The Dragon God

Carey Elwes as Berek The Fighter

Cory Everson as Lux The Barbarian

Liam Neeson as Dorian The Cleric

Liv Tyler as Ormaline The Mage

Warwick Davis as Nim The Rogue

 

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The Hero & The Terror

Steven Seagal as "The Hero" Danny O'Brien

"The Great Khali" Dalip Singh Rana as "The Terror" Simon Moon

 

[KenK]

The Golden Child

Chandler Jarrell - Anthony Mackie
Kee Nang - Grace Park
Sardo Numspa - Mads Mikkelsen
The Old Man (Homeless Tibetan/Monk) - Chow Yun-Fat
Dr. Hong - Ric Young
Kala - Michelle Yeoh
Fu - Doug Jones

 

[Joker's Lackey]

Terminator
Director - Darren Aronofsky

Sarah Connor - Gretchen Mol
Kyle Reese - Tom Hardy
Dr Silberman - Stanley Tucci
Ed Taxler - Forest Whitaker
Hal Vukovich - Sam Rockwell
the Terminator - Robert Maillet

 

[Thundarr]

John Malkovich as Profion

Bill Goldberg as Damodar

Natalie Portman as The Emperess

Tom Welling as Riddley

Ashton Kutcher as Snails

Laura Vandervoort as Marena

Hornswoggle as Elwood Gutworthy

Kristen Kruek as Norda

Of course the original sucked all kinds of bad, so the remake will have to go through a whole Rob Zombie style rewrite. Hell, I'd even ask Rob Zombie to write the script! Doing to the original Dungeons & Dragons movie what he did to the Halloween movies would just be an improvement in my opinion (ie: what ruined Halloween would in fact improve Dungeons & Dragons).

 

[That-Guy]

Akira

This movie is in pre-production and I have a feeling it's going to turn out something like this. Now, I know that Albert Hughes is currently attached to this project, but that can change, and if so, well...

Director - Michael Bay (he can't pass up a story with THIS many explosions)

Screenwriter - Akiva Goldsman (because he hasn't crapped on enough franchises)

The movie will be set in Los Angeles and all of the names will be changed to American ones, with the exception of the titular character, so that the filmmakers can dupe fans of the original movie and manga into seeing it.

Shiloh Canada (Shotaro Kaneda) - Shia LaBeouf

Timmy "Tetris" Sherman (Tetsuo Shima) - Jesse Eisenberg

Kayla (Kei) - Kristen Stewart

Colonel Sharona (Colonel Shikishima) - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Dr. Overly (Dr. Onishi) - Ian McKellan

The Three Blue Kids (The Espers) - Jaden Smith, Dakota Fanning and that Airbender kid

Roy (Ryusaku) - Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Mr. Nestle (Mr. Nezu) - Anthony Hopkins

Carrie (Kaori) - Audrina Patridge

Yardley (Yamagata) - Kellen Lutz

Akira - Freddie Highmore

 

[Thundarr]

Akira

This movie is in pre-production and I have a feeling it's going to turn out something like this. Now, I know that Albert Hughes is currently attached to this project, but that can change, and if so, well...

Director - Michael Bay (he can't pass up a story with THIS many explosions)

Screenwriter - Akiva Goldsman (because he hasn't crapped on enough franchises)

The movie will be set in Los Angeles and all of the names will be changed to American ones, with the exception of the titular character, so that the filmmakers can dupe fans of the original movie and manga into seeing it.

Shiloh Canada (Shotaro Kaneda) - Shia LaBeouf

Timmy "Tetris" Sherman (Tetsuo Shima) - Jesse Eisenberg

Kayla (Kei) - Kristen Stewart

Colonel Sharona (Colonel Shikishima) - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Dr. Overly (Dr. Onishi) - Ian McKellan

The Three Blue Kids (The Espers) - Jaden Smith, Dakota Fanning and that Airbender kid

Roy (Ryusaku) - Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Mr. Nestle (Mr. Nezu) - Anthony Hopkins

Carrie (Kaori) - Audrina Patridge

Yardley (Yamagata) - Kellen Lutz

Akira - Freddie Highmore

The sad thing is, you're probably right. I'm not a fan of Akira, as I've never seen it, but those are exactly the type of stupid things Hollywood would do in adapting an anime movie to live action. Especially if it's being produced by Fox.

 

[That-Guy]

Yeah. Right now it's Warner Brothers who is producing it, so it's a crapshoot. They either make REALLY good stuff like TDK and Watchmen... or utter dogsh** like Catwoman and Jonah Hex. So who knows.

As for Akira, I've only seen the film recently (never read the manga) and I think it could be really amazing if done right. But I worry that they'll dumb it down WAY too much for American audiences.

 

[Sawyer]

Terminator Salvation
That looks less like this...[YT]3p6GHSWDScM[/YT]... and more like this....[YT]i4hY9BdG6SA[/YT]
Directed by Neil Blomkamp

Michael Fassbender as John Connor
Anton Yelchin as Kyle Reece (I dont give a ****, he was the best part of the movie!)

Music by Bear McCreary[YT]BX8PPaoYwLk[/YT][YT]4iZfeGsMz4I[/YT][YT]4EQXEIoZrZE[/YT]

 

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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

John Malkovich as Profion

Bill Goldberg as Damodar

Natalie Portman as The Emperess Savina

Tom Welling as Riddley Freeborn

Ashton Kutcher as Snails

Truth be told, I thought Bruce Payne and Thora Birch's performances were just fine . Aside from the pretty spectacular VFX, they were the best part of the whole damn movie. Only thing about Damodar I didn't like was the wardrobe and the make up (whoever though Damodar should dress like a fetish club reject and wear blue lipstick should be shot). But if you're gonna do a remake, that means recasting the whole damn movie, so . . .

 

[Vapor]

Not that I ever wanna see it remade but Back to the Future.

Marty McFly - Aaron Johnson

Biff Tannen - Josh Peck

George McFly - Anton Yelchin (or Marty)

Doc Brown - Robin Williams or John Lithgow

 

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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS (Continued)

Laura Vandervoort as Marina Pretensa

Hornswoggle as Elwood Gutworthy The Dwarf

Kristen Kruek as Norda The Elven Ranger

 

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WILLOW (Continued)

Betty White as Fin Raziel

Mike Myers as Rool The Brownie (The one with the mouse hat)

Jim Carrey as Franjean The Brownie (The one with the funky hair)