Catwoman's new baby is named...

[Anubis]

Why?

 

[hippie_hunter]

Because it's BATMAN AND CATWOMAN. Not Catwoman and some guy that no one outside of comics has ever heard of. Having a baby that is not Batman's would forever ruin any dynamic between the two outside of friendship.

 

[Anubis]

Not true. All it would mean is that now when somebody calls Bats a mother f**ker, it would actually be a true statement. Nah, Bats seems like the kinda guy that would take care of some other guys kids. Hell, he's been doing it for years.

 

[Green Lantern]

Yes because a woman can NEVER have a child and then have a relationship with anyone other than the father. Step into the 21st century HH.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Yes because a woman can NEVER have a child and then have a relationship with anyone other than the father. Step into the 21st century HH.

I know that, but it's freaking Batman. He's the one who supposed to be tappin' Catwoman's ass

 

[Anubis]

Well, she does have the Bat symbol tattooed on her Who Ha. But come on, his friends may have mind wiped her and he disappeared for a year, what was she supposed to do? The two Slams were hanging around, so she decided to make a Booty call or two.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Well, she does have the Bat symbol tattooed on her Who Ha. But come on, his friends may have mind wiped her and he disappeared for a year, what was she supposed to do? The two Slams were hanging around, so she decided to make a Booty call or two.

She could have done it herself if you know what I mean

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Batman should never be in a stable relationship until he hangs up the ears for good, in my opinion.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Batman should never be in a stable relationship until he hangs up the ears for good, in my opinion.

agreed.

 

[MinNoir]

Well of course you'd love for me to loose three dollars which doesn't mean much these days. Gas in the UK is just about if not over six dollars a gallon, and three dollars in the US might buy me one bloody gallon of gas for the ol' bucket.

Carrying on, here, here Hippie Hunter! Catwoman & Batman forever more then. I shall be disappointed should it turn out to be Slam, but I pray Bruce would be more of the father figure which in all cases he's been good at. You'd have to admit Bruce is already a father, to Richard Grayson, he seems the same type of figure to young Timothy, and was a surrogate father to the young Cassandra Cain, so I'm sure overall to all his young protégé's he is some sort of father figure. So should the babe Helena grow up and choose to become a costumed hero, you can count on Bruce to train her, and be a father figure to her.

Dear lord, this almost takes me back to three men and a baby, wouldn't that be funny? Slam, Slam Jr, and Bruce or better yet, Slam, Dick, and Bruce.

 

[sinewave]

Well of course you'd love for me to loose three dollars which doesn't mean much these days. Gas in the UK is just about if not over six dollars a gallon, and three dollars in the US might buy me one bloody gallon of gas for the ol' bucket.

Carrying on, here, here Hippie Hunter! Catwoman & Batman forever more then. I shall be disappointed should it turn out to be Slam, but I pray Bruce would be more of the father figure which in all cases he's been good at. You'd have to admit Bruce is already a father, to Richard Grayson, he seems the same type of figure to young Timothy, and was a surrogate father to the young Cassandra Cain, so I'm sure overall to all his young protégé's he is some sort of father figure. So should the babe Helena grow up and choose to become a costumed hero, you can count on Bruce to train her, and be a father figure to her.

Dear lord, this almost takes me back to three men and a baby, wouldn't that be funny? Slam, Slam Jr, and Bruce or better yet, Slam, Dick, and Bruce.

that's digusting.

 

[The_Mystery]

I hope it's Bats' baby. Actually, what if it was Nightwing's. That seems like a pretty good reason for Oracle to break off the engagment.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

it's not nightwing's, you guys need to styop coming up with bs stuff thats hasnt even been hinted in the books.

 

[MinNoir]

Oh hell, we're having a little fun! Can't you just have a little fun, the rest of you seem so serious on it that it might as well be one joke after another. Here, here let's take this to a man who can solve this kind of problem... Jerry Springer.

 

[twylight]

There was a whole lot of Wildcat and Slam in the last issue.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I hope it's Slam and Wildcat beats the crap out of him for it.

 

[twylight]

I'd agree with you but you voted against me so...I can't...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Darthphere told me to. I didn't even know what was going on. I thought Calvin was of the "and Hobbes" variety, and I could never vote against the greatest newspaper strip of all time.

 

[sinewave]

There was a whole lot of Wildcat and Slam in the last issue.

yeah, i loved that! they're two of my favorite characters. i wonder what slam was drowning his sorrows about? i think wildcat's supposed to be in the next few issues. supposedly he'll be training holly a little bit more. i've really enjoyed catwoman OYL.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Slam was probably drinking so heavily because he didn't know whether to believe the news that cop gave him about Selena's being Black Mask's murderer. Why he was at the bar in the first place, though, I don't know.

 

[sinewave]

Slam was probably drinking so heavily because he didn't know whether to believe the news that cop gave him about Selena's being Black Mask's murderer. Why he was at the bar in the first place, though, I don't know.

the bartender made a comment about how much slam had been in there lately like slam is on a bender for some reason. it could be because he's freaked out about being a new dad or it could be something else. i don't know.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, there've been hints dropped that any of the people we've suggested could be the dad. My avatar's the gigantic hint that Bats could be, since his bringing toys for someone else's kid just seems weird. Slam's drinking and hassling Selena even after she changed her identity are his hints. Slam's looking likelier at this point, since things seem tenser between them. I'm thinking it may actually be Sam Bradley, though. That would explain Slam's behavior--a grandson is as big a deal as a son, and Sam's apparently gone with no trace, so that's even more stress. Plus, if Slam were there and willing to help Selena, why would she turn him down if he's the father. I don't think she'd be that much of a *****, to just cut him out of his own son's upbringing.

 

[sinewave]

Well, there've been hints dropped that any of the people we've suggested could be the dad. My avatar's the gigantic hint that Bats could be, since his bringing toys for someone else's kid just seems weird. Slam's drinking and hassling Selena even after she changed her identity are his hints. Slam's looking likelier at this point, since things seem tenser between them. I'm thinking it may actually be Sam Bradley, though. That would explain Slam's behavior--a grandson is as big a deal as a son, and Sam's apparently gone with no trace, so that's even more stress. Plus, if Slam were there and willing to help Selena, why would she turn him down if he's the father. I don't think she'd be that much of a *****, to just cut him out of his own son's upbringing.

good points. although, i don't think it's too much of a stretch for batman to give someone else's kid a teddy bear, considering who that person is and how much she's meant to him over the years. you may be right about sam being the dad. that could be why slam is hitting the sauce. maybe he's jealous of sam and selina's relationship, whatever it is/was.

 

[twylight]

good points. although, i don't think it's too much of a stretch for batman to give someone else's kid a teddy bear, considering who that person is and how much she's meant to him over the years. you may be right about sam being the dad. that could be why slam is hitting the sauce. maybe he's jealous of sam and selina's relationship, whatever it is/was.

Geez..I HOPE it's not Sam!

Selina would go way down on my list...sleeping with the son of a guy she was and might still have feelings for?

Remember, it would have happened only 3 months into OY, and last we saw before OYL was Selina talking to Slam and asking for advice, saying she wouldn't do it if he told her not to.

Darthphere told me to. I didn't even know what was going on. I thought Calvin was of the "and Hobbes" variety, and I could never vote against the greatest newspaper strip of all time.

Take your excuses elsewhere.


I'll never forgive you.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Black Canary looks to Wildcat for advice, but it's pretty clear that they're strictly platonic. I don't see a problem with her developing a relationship with Sam over those three months. That's still a pretty long time.