Challenge

[Drakon]

Thank you, sir.

 

[Roughneck]

Guardians of the Galaxy: Earth? we guard the entire ****ing galaxy.

Hulk vs Wolverine: YOu won't like one when he's angry. And the other.... well he's just angry.

Namor: Atlantis rizes. 2007.

 

[Roughneck]

I should have said: Atlantis will rize, 2007.

 

[Zoken]

Squirrel Girl- if she likes you, she may just let you into her nutsacks.

Mr. Immortal - Death's a *****

Doorman- through the looking glass... and anything else in your way

Flatman - lets face it... he's the chinese "Mr. Fantastic" Knock-off

Big Bertha - Big is Beautiful

Dinah Soar - ...

Grasshopper - A record setter among Superheroes... just not a good one.

Monkey-Joe - (what else) Eat more nuts!

 

[Roughneck]

Runaways - Find them Summer 2008




Oh that is a good one to kick off the third coming of the challenge thread.

 

[Roughneck]

Black Panther - Wakanda was hidden for years. War will bring it out.

Exiles - See them before they're gone.

Luke Cage - Dec 2008 have a Sweet Christmas

Patch - It's a better dusguise then glasses.

Thor - Kneel Summer 2008

Young Avengers - School's Out

Deadpool - go see it or I'll stab ya in the leg

Thunderbolts - Redemption comes Feb 2007.

 

[Drakon]

You knew if you bumped this that I would be back. If we were a married couple, this would be our thread.

Blob: The OTHER 40 year old Virgin.

 

[Roughneck]

Spider-man - Wall to wall crawling action

 

[Zoken]

Exiles: For them, saving the world, is only the beginning

Runaways: Break the Rules, Question Authority, and above all: Keep Running

Namor: Torn between two worlds, the avenging son will return

 

[The Question]

I know it's not a Marvel film, but I've got a perfect one...


The High Cost of Living: She'll be the Death of you.

 

[Zoken]

Y: The Last Man- Every man's Dream come true... is Yorrick Brown's worst Nightmare.

 

[Roughneck]

You knew if you bumped this that I would be back. If we were a married couple, this would be our thread.

Blob: The OTHER 40 year old Virgin.

Yeah but you caught it in like...ten minutes.


Got I love this thread.....I went a re read the whole thing.

 

[Roughneck]

Quicksilver - Tickets are going fast

 

[Drakon]

Yeah but you caught it in like...ten minutes.

Got I love this thread.....I went a re read the whole thing.

Less, actually, but SHH lagged up.

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Triple H is Morbius:He's got two words for you...suck it!

Thing Kitcheno you smell what the rock is cookin'?

Takmaster:Anything you can do, he can do better!

Cloak and Dagger: A ray of light in a dark world

 

[enterthemadness]

Man-Thing...

Don't be afraid, or you'll end up in flames.

 

[Roughneck]

Thor: Thunderbolts and Lightning, very very frightning.

My Hyde: Change is coming

Songbird: Now in THX

The Falcon: Flight for what's right.

Storm: Thunderbolts and Lightning, very very frightning

Angel: Reach new Heights

Armless Tiger Man: Kick some butt 2008.

 

[Drakon]

Riddler--Who knows when it's coming out?

 

[The Question]

Okay, here are the titles and taglines od my dream Superman film series.


Man of Steel: Believe

Last Son: You can never go home again

Brainiac: To create a better world, you must destroy the old one

The Elite: What's so funny about Truth, Justice, and the American way?

 

[Roughneck]

Civil War: Divided they fall.

 

[Roughneck]

Daredevil vs Punisher: Justice vs Vengeance

DD vs Pun: Stand Trail 2007

Wolverine vs Hulk: Green and Mean vs just plain Mean

 

[Zoken]

Spidey Vs. Deadpool: They just... won't... SHUT UP!

Daredevil 2: Fear Nothing

Slingers: Who are they again?

Spider-Girl: In a world that never was... A Legend Lives On.

Mr. Immortal: The man with nothing to fear, except life.

Flat-Man: He stretches and he's flexible boys, think of the possiblities.

Doorman: cooler than he sounds

Big Bertha: the country's hottest super-model is it's heftiest super-hero

Dina Soar:...

Squirrel-Girl: Go head... make fun of the nutsacks... I dare you.

Monkey-Joe: Smarter than your average Squirrel

Tippy-Toe: first squirrel to be a DDR champ!

Grasshopper: Spring into... oh never mind, he's dead already.

 

[Roughneck]

Spring into Death

 

[Zoken]

Civil War: The Initiative- Super-Heroes coming soon to your state

Runaways: Keep Running!

The Loners: They try to get out, but life keeps pulling them back.

Invincible: Son of a monster, Savior of our world.

Freshmen: The only one that wants powers didn't get them.

Deadpool: When the world's against you, you have to be insane to fight back.

 

[OmeletDeFromage]

MORBIUS

The only thing greater than his thirst for blood...
Is his thirst for vengeance!


DEADPOOL

(This one's actually the line Marvel used to promote the Deadpool comic in the 90's, but I always liked it)

He's an ugly hero in an ugly world.
That's why he wears a mask.


HOWARD THE DUCK

Why a duck?