China releases Hello Kitty beer

[terry78]

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/kitty-fruit-flavored-beer-hits-china/story?id=20155678


Now all the men that are closet HK fans can now have an excuse.

 

[NickNitro]

Because when I'm at the bar, lookin fly, I lean over and say "Can I get a Hello Kitty beer" then wink at the attractive woman next to me.

 

[Lencho01]

I'd try it.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I'm predicting a lot of lush princesses will be importing this stuff in the near future.

 

[Teelie]

There's also a new air-liner spinoff that will be catering to Hello Kitty fans soon too.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Edit


(yeah, too tasteless this time, even for me)

 

[Duke]

I can only imagine the what the reaction would be if you're at a sports gathering (baseball, football, basketball) with your friends & you break out one of these.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I can only imagine the what the reaction would be if you're at a sports gathering (baseball, football, basketball) with your friends & you break out one of these.

Complete, dead silence for at least 10 seconds, before someone summons the courage to say, "Dude, what the hell is that?".

 

[Duran Man]

Fruit flavoured? Not what I was expecting.

 

[NickNitro]

I can only imagine the what the reaction would be if you're at a sports gathering (baseball, football, basketball) with your friends & you break out one of these.

Complete, dead silence for at least 10 seconds, before someone summons the courage to say, "Dude, what the hell is that?".

With my friends....you don't do something like this. Someone will give you **** immediately, then revoke your man card for pretty much the rest of time.

 

[Tanin]

I'd try it at least as I am a Hello Kitty fan. Too bad USA would never allow it sold here though.

 

[terry78]

That's what imports are for.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Could go with Jesse Pinkman's Hello Kitty phone.

Actually isn't Hello Kitty a Japanese brand? So that'd mean a Chinese Kitty beer would clearly be a knock-off like their T-shirts of Bart Simpson pissing against a wall.

 

[Tanin]

The article says it is the actual company doing it and all. It's official apparently.

 

[Teelie]

Hello Kitty is a brand unto itself that merely emerged in Japan. It transcends nations and sanity.

 

[Teelie]

The article says it is the actual company doing it and all. It's official apparently.

No doubt it is. They'll literally license the rights to anyone who pays them money. There are unbelievable things that have been given a license. Some of them quite literally shocking I'm sure (they probably have a Hello Kitty taser).

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

They do have Hello Kitty passenger planes.

 

[Tanin]

I own a hello kitty microwave.... It was nice and cheap and works without breaking so I'm happy.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I heard an interesting rumor that the reason Hello Kitty has such a blank face was so it could appeal to autistic and non-verbal kids. Not 100% sure it's true, but I've heard it a few times.

 

[Boom]

Finally.

 

[terry78]

http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Kitty-Condoms-Matchbox-Packaging/dp/B00BS5I3ZU

I may have to break down and get some, man.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh, Jesus...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Keeping with the Hello Kitty theme I'm sure it tastes like genuine cat piss. But hey, if cheap brand-name gimmicks gets your hard-earned bucks...

 

[Duke]

Keeping with the Hello Kitty theme I'm sure it tastes like genuine cat piss. But hey, if cheap brand-name gimmicks gets your hard-earned bucks...

More power to you.

 

[Mike_D202]

I KNOW there are some puns and jokes in there...just can't think of any. I need more coffee. I'll get back to all of you.