Confession

[Movies205]

Popularity is overrated.

I've posted maybe 3 or 4 pictures in the Photo Album thread? That's all the attention I need. Besides, I want you all to love me for me and that whole scenario.

The pills I take don't allow me to love

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I had been wondering if you any of you would catch on. I've said a lot of things that... well, are very... I don't know if unstable is the right word? But :shrugs:

I thought you'd be the first to find out, knowing you.... You have a tendency to catch onto things quickly.

I would give you, not a bunch of points for accuracy....a bunch of points for continuity.


Until you reveal that you're really a housewife posing as a 15 year old....at which point I'll say, "I could tell. After your confession you sounded way too insightful, world-weary, and your vocabulary was too good to be a 15 year old.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I told you, you look 15.

All of you should have known by my pictures. I know some thirty year old women do take care of themselves, but seriously... it's pretty hard to accomplish.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I say I'm 27 at bars.

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Yessssss. YEESSSSSSSSSSS."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I say I'm 27 at bars.

That doesn't strain the suspension of disbelief too much.

I got a tad sad when they stopped I.D.ing me at the liquor stores, but I do enjoy how people call me "sir" now....whereas chicks cut themselves if a clerk calls 'em "Ma'am".

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That doesn't strain the suspension of disbelief too much.

True. It's gotten me in trouble however...one chick operated under the delusion I was 27 for 2 weeks, then I finally cracked and told her (I was going to have to explain the college thing eventually).

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I would give you, not a bunch of points for accuracy....a bunch of points for continuity.


Until you reveal that you're really a housewife posing as a 15 year old....at which point I'll say, "I could tell. After your confession you sounded way too insightful, world-weary, and your vocabulary was too good to be a 15 year old.

Yeah, I get that a lot. During the summer I was a hermit crab and spent all my time writing. Plus, Squeekness helped me. I love books and I want to write when I'm grown.

Plus, it doesn't hurt that I have "old" parents.

 

[Superman79]

but I do enjoy how people call me "sir" now....whereas chicks cut themselves if a clerk calls 'em "Ma'am".

I call every woman ma'am...even if she's yonger than me...habit I guess...I blame my folks...

 

[Erzengel]

I doubt many of you have paid much attention to what I've post on this forum, but of any consequence, I've felt the need to wash my hands of guilt. It feels worse than when trying to post while there is a hype lag.

In the past, I've stated that I'm 30. I even made a thread for myself on the day of my birthday... Here's the big news. I'm 15. Yes a zit brace faced young teen female.

It is very unlikely that any of you remember what've I've posted in the past, though I do know I've said things such as "I work at Hooters", "I live with my black suitor", "I'm from Scotland" among other things. And people replied to it, not questioning it, surprisingly...

Soz, yeah. Dat's the real me.

woot!

Yeah I gave you the benefit of the doubt but I honestly can't remember a single thing you posted but if I read

It is very unlikely that any of you remember what've I've posted in the past, though I do know I've said things such as "I work at Hooters", "I live with my black suitor", "I'm from Scotland" among other things.!

I would have thought something was up.

 

[Babs Gordon]

I wasnt joking, get in the car before I shoot you in the spine

He's not kidding

 

[Babs Gordon]

I call every woman ma'am...even if she's yonger than me...habit I guess...I blame my folks...

I don't recall you ever calling me Ma'am. I do remember Doll at least a few times.

(my eyes aren't that wide-set though)

 

[ComicChick]

that doll would go great with the spidey doll on ur shoulder

 

[Babs Gordon]

The pills I take don't allow me to love

I think the angry eyebrows might have something to do with it too.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Yeah I gave you the benefit of the doubt but I honestly can't remember a single thing you posted but if I read

I would have thought something was up.

Yeah, I brought that up a while ago. I talk to my best friend about this. We were joking around, and I came up with the idea of Hooters as a joke.

I only said it once though.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

The pills I take don't allow me to love

Try Viagra next time

 

[squeekness]

I doubt many of you have paid much attention to what I've post on this forum, but of any consequence, I've felt the need to wash my hands of guilt. It feels worse than when trying to post while there is a hype lag.

In the past, I've stated that I'm 30. I even made a thread for myself on the day of my birthday... Here's the big news. I'm 15. Yes a zit brace faced young teen female.

It is very unlikely that any of you remember what've I've posted in the past, though I do know I've said things such as "I work at Hooters", "I live with my black suitor", "I'm from Scotland" among other things. And people replied to it, not questioning it, surprisingly...

Soz, yeah. Dat's the real me.

woot!

That's interesting, it explains why your writing wasn't as polished as an older person's might be, and why you weren't always so patient to make sure it was exactly right before you posted it. On the other hand, it was quite good and complicated for someone so young. You should definatly keep it up and you will get even better over time.

Okay,so I'm the oldest person in the thread?
Now act right!!!!!!!!

Err...no. At least not now. *tries not to trip over her grey hairs*

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

Why the hell would anyone want people to think they were 30?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

That's interesting, it explains why your writing wasn't as polished as an older person's might be, and why you weren't always so patient to make sure it was exactly right before you posted it. On the other hand, it was quite good and complicated for someone so young. You should definatly keep it up and you will get even better over time.

Haha, uh yeah. Thanks Squeek. I've been working on the stuff you taught me. It helped me mess with everyone's heads.

Why the hell would anyone want people to think they were 30?

I did it for kicks. Respect, seniority and...well, to get a reaction... not to mention to see if I could pull it off. Which I sorta did.

 

[Badger]

Seriously, go to flipping bed its a school night!

 

[Spider-Bite]

No, you're a naïve, close-minded idiot who doesn't understand basic, elementary Mathematics (you actually thought that "1 < 2" read "1 is greater than 2"). You enjoy criticizing President Bush for being so unintelligent, but I presume that even he knows the difference between a "greater than" operator and a "less than" operator.

Your obsession with politics and generalizing about Republicans is pathetic and, quite frankly, hypocritical since you're apparently supposed to be stereotypical, obnoxious, open-minded, free-thinking Liberal #23473219543126017.

By the way, I'm not a Republican.

only an idiot would make such a stupid post. and I'm going to prove it right now.

I got a symbol mixed up. You use that as evidence of a lack of intelligence, when anybody with common sense would have realized right off the bat, that it's actually a sign of a bad memory. A bad memory is not the same thing as a lack of intelligence.

I haven't had to use that symbol or look at it in over 10 years, and I forgot.

It's true though that I lack math skills. I wasted my years in high school really bad. When I took an IQ test I scored in the top 15th percentile of the nation. But guess what for the math section, I scored in the 40th or 50th percentile. Just around average. You know why my overall score was in the top 15%?

Because in every other single area I scored in the top 5% or top 2%!

In logic, reasoning, word comprehension, creative problem solving? I was borderline freaking genius, so why don't you pick a fight with somebody a little more down to your level kid.

 

[Badger]

You're both idiots.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Seriously, go to flipping bed its a school night!

Love you too baby. :heart:

 

[Spider-Bite]

You're both idiots.

WOW! I feel so enlightened now. You know what?

I'm gonna go find Sephen Hawking, and tell him what an idiot he is now

 

[Badger]

Love you too baby. :heart:

:heart: you too.