Carcharodon
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So I'm making scrambled eggs with tomatoes and onions, and frying up some bacon in a skillet. All of a sudden, I hear a crackle and a pop (the familiar sound of sizzling bacon), and half a second later a sharp burning sensation in my left eye. I was three feet away from the skillet and some apparently weaponized bacon grease somehow made it past my glasses and into my damned eye! ![Classic Mad :cmad: :cmad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_mad.gif)
Four days earlier, I had burned myself on said skillet while making some fries.
![Classic Mad :cmad: :cmad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_mad.gif)
It's occurred to me that there are a lot of dangerous items in the kitchen, and making fresh food comes with its own set of apparent risks and dangers.![Classic Sad :csad: :csad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_frown.gif)
Having read other threads, I've picked up on the fact that there are plenty of food aficionados here at the Hype!, so there just has to be a wealth of wonderful and possibly horrific cooking stories involving self-mutilation and embarrasing injuries. So have at it.![Classic Mad :cmad: :cmad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_mad.gif)
![Classic Mad :cmad: :cmad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_mad.gif)
Four days earlier, I had burned myself on said skillet while making some fries.
![Classic Mad :cmad: :cmad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_mad.gif)
![Classic Mad :cmad: :cmad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_mad.gif)
It's occurred to me that there are a lot of dangerous items in the kitchen, and making fresh food comes with its own set of apparent risks and dangers.
![Classic Sad :csad: :csad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_frown.gif)
Having read other threads, I've picked up on the fact that there are plenty of food aficionados here at the Hype!, so there just has to be a wealth of wonderful and possibly horrific cooking stories involving self-mutilation and embarrasing injuries. So have at it.
![Classic Mad :cmad: :cmad:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/th_mad.gif)