Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're fired!

I wish Batman was real.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but that also means the Joker is real..and he feels like messing with YOU..so have fun!


I wish I could stop munchin' on sunflower seeds...

 

[X-Woman]

Granted. But now you have an urge to munch on chocolate-covered ants.

I wish I owned a stable full of racehorses.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but a fire kills them all.


I wish The Hulk was real and my bodyguard.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you get killed by an arrant Hulk Buster Missile fired at the Hulk because you chose a bodyguard that is being hunted by the effin' Military.


I wish I had one of them Tardis' from Doctor Who. (I wouldn't even use the time travel aspect, I'd just live in it cuz it's awesome, and bigger on the inside or whatever. )

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you also have to co-habit such a device with The Doctor..and his current regenerated form is Pat..y'know from "Its Pat"...lol!



Along the same lines, I wish I had control of the starship Enterprise..

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, but you crash it in a freak drunk piloting accident.

I wish I knew what the Starship Enterprise was.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted....but you'll not be getting the secret outta me! t:


Since I've crashed my newly wished-for starship..I wish I could at least have a phaser which I could carry around with me

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you accidentally set it on overload, thereby exploding & killing you.





I wish I owned a multi-million dollar company.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you run it into the ground in a week.


I wish I had the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition Blu-Ray Box set.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but in your haste to get home and watch it you trip over yourself and drop the whole thing & destroy all the dvd's inside...


I wish I had my own personal smiley to use on forum boards..

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you get banned before you can use it.


I wish I could just Corrupt wishes and not have to come up with a wish of my own.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, now GTFO t:


I wish Anubis would come back...he makes me laugh every now and then...

 

[Lord]

Granted, the modern world was turned into the egiptian civilisation.

I wish i could live happy for ever after, i wouldn't grow tired of it, i had imortality, those around me wouldn't become miserable and there was no way to stop it as my will and spirit only wanted this to last forever (wish it would)

 

[greenrage36]

Granted...and those around you aren't miserable cos they is DEAD!



I wish Lord hadn't misspelled two words back to back in their initial wish-corruption...embrace spell-check..its your friend, man!

 

[Lord]

Granted...i become you and you become me.

I wish for a real chalenge

 

[greenrage36]

Granted..you get to arm wrestle Superman on the sun..


I wish I hadn't just stepped on something sharp....

 

[Lord]

Granted. You steped on a maniac, he wants to butt rape you, have fun.

I wish i had the powers of a god

 

[Duke]

Granted, your pain is gone, but you're now made entirely out of plastic. Enjoy!!!




I wish I was more popular here at the Hype.

 

[Lord]

Granted, your pain is gone, but you're now made entirely out of plastic. Enjoy!!!




I wish I was more popular here at the Hype.

Actually you were supposed to answer me, you probably started to write it before i posted

 

[Duke]

Granted. You steped on a maniac, he wants to butt rape you, have fun.

I wish i had the powers of a god

Granted, you're now the god of the underworld.




I wish I more popular here (at the Hype)

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you become a absolute nobody in the real world...(well more so than you already are...hee hee..bada-ZING!!!)



I wish I could rip on Duke all day long (because he should know I'm just jokin' and just like to rib folks every now and then!)

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,Duke PMs Hunter Rider about your abuse and you get banned.

I wish Superman was real.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted. Good luck with all of the random natural disasters and alien invasions that come with it!


I wish my lawn would mow itself.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but now it secretly hates you for having to do all that hard work and is plotting your demise right....about....now.



I wish I hadn't burnt my tongue a few seconds ago...ouchie!