Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Duke]

Granted, you will have thought of something to buy with the $1000, but it'll be in vain since you end up losing the money.




I wish I'd find the cash GreenRage lost & this time go buy myself a new Apple Mac Book (laptop)

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but because of your overuse of the smiley the whole thing goes into meltdown mode and you're stuck with a steaming pile of computer-goo.



I wish I could watch your look of amazement while your computer is going through its death throes...

 

[Duke]

Granted, but since it overheated, it blew up right in front of you, while I wisely step out of the way. Since my newly bought laptop is still under warranty I get a new 1.




I wish to cancel any ill will GreenRage directs at me or my newly bought laptop!!

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but your even newer computer blows up again because I thought that you might think it was kinda funny...so no ill will intended Duke m'man..and you can roast marshmallows over the hardrive flames too so win/win!!!



I wish Duke wouldn't roast ALL of his marshmallows..I'd kinda like one too...

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you burn your tongue....badly. Like skin grafts bad. So now you have a butt tongue.


I wish people would chillax.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but then you suddenly become filled with rage and are out of the loop....AGAIN!



I wish I could go to a restaurant and have the waitress tip ME!

 

[Duke]

Granted, she defintely "tips" a pitcher of scalding hot coffee all over you. For shame.





I wish I had psychic abilities like Prefessor X

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but now you have wave after wave of 'TMI' moments anytime you go anywhere...


I wish the temperature would stay exactly like how it is right NOW for the rest of the summer...

 

[Duke]

Granted, but since you didn't specify a particular temperature, it's going to be 100+ degrees everyday. Enjoy!!!





I wish I had an 2012 Aston Martin car of my own.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted..you can add it to your collection of Hot Wheels..(oh you wanted a REAL car..shucks..messed that wish up!)


I wish I could make this: face at random times throughout the day...

 

[Sensi]

You will and you also will be carried off and kept in a freak show for the rest of your life.

I wish someone would not make me go to the next step.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you find yourself in a spur-of-the-moment game of hopscotch and have to rely on yourself to take the next step/hop!



I wish the world was one big ol' game of Twister...

 

[Sensi]

It will be but you don't understand how to play and become the big loser.

I wish I would get offline and go do what i was suppose to do.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but I'm playing and you know its more fun to stay online and see what I'm gonna say next!!



I wish I could remember what other 'thing' I was supposed to do earlier today...hmmm...this could get me a bit worried...

 

[Sensi]

Your wish is granted and you have made a bad mistake by not telling someone they were pretty. You worry so much about this that you hide in the basement where somehow you get cemented in for the rest of your life.

I wish for everything to be wonderful.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but all the ugly trolls throw their hands up in disgust...and they are wearing pink outfits with rainbows and kitties on 'em...lol!!!



I wish I could turn a**hats into real-life a**hats...(I'd even post youtube links and everything!)

 

[Sensi]

You will be able too but then they will all turn on you and the only you tube will be the asshats attack

I wish I didn't think I ran off the person you wanted to post with *sigh*

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but I wanted to post with whomever was in the ol' diner at this point in time..so no worries on my end!


I wish I could stay focused and finish one of the three books I have going at the moment..(cross-thread subject here folks...)

 

[Sensi]

You will finish the most exciting one and want to tell everyone about it but no one cares.

I wish to say goodnight and thank you.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but its too late because I toss out a "NO..thank YOU" in a split-second reflexive action....'cos I'm quick like that!


I wish I had a movie recommendation for later tonight...(uh..after I finish reading all those books of course, heh heh...)

 

[Sensi]

You had one but you never heard of it and could never find it.

I wish the hottie thread was removed from the hype :P

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but its quickly replaced with the 'Nottie' thread and the adoring masses are now in a tizzy!



I wish I cold snap my fingers and all hell could break loose!

 

[NHawk19]

granted it breaks loose all over you then gets bored and leaves before harming anyone else.

I wish for a new cell phone

 

[Sensi]

You get it but it actually is just a cake that looks like a cell phone

I wish I could be queen of the castle

 

[NHawk19]

ummm well ok isnt that sort of like saying you want a diet coke when one is already in your hand?

I wish for a new car