Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, Al-Qaeda hates it and destroys it.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you develop mutant powers & are persecuted just like the X-Men & also pursed by the Government. Have Fun!!!





I wish I could speed read & do things just like Data. (without me being an android).

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're now a character on the show Alphas.

I wish I had a better job.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but the pay is awful and you have no benefits.


I wish that I knew what to do with this box of ham.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you are arrested because that sh** is nasty and illegal!!!!



I wish I could un-think the thoughts I just spewed out....yecch.....

 

[Duke]

Granted, you're now a mindless zombie.



I wish I was the Millenium Falcon's owner & pilot

 

[greenrage36]

Granted,

how's the weather down there lil' fella?


I wish I had a toy car that I could stick the new-and-improved Duke inside..lol!!!

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will be so small Duke gets stuck

I wish the weather was cooler.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, it's a new Ice Age.


I wish I didn't have to help my drunk roommate last night.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, he never found his way to the bathroom and you slept in his vomit...GREAAT tradeoff!


I wish my allergies weren't buggin' out my eyes so much right now..argghh!!!!

 

[Spidermatrix53]

(The roommate is question is female. )
Granted, I'm coming over to tear out your eyes.


I wish I was entirely funded for the next 6 years of my life.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you're now in prison.


I wish I had Superman's powers.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, now you've done something stupid and destroyed the planet.

 

[greenrage36]

No wishes? Come on Mr. Matrix...surely there is something I can corrupt!


In the meantime...I wish my eyes weren't torn out of their head...

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, now you get to use your eyes to watch your parents... well... you know...


Whoops! I wish I had remembered to wish last time.

 

[Lord]

Granted, you remember to wish last time but the wish is not granted

I wish i was a millionaire with power, the strongest man in the world, was able to do anything i wanted, everybody loved me in the way of thinking i'm their favourite person and not in the want to have or gay way, even al qaeda didn't want to put me in harm, everybody was happy, nothing could end anything of this and i was imortal.
Beat THAT!

 

[Duke]

Granted, you live in an imaginary world.


I wish I owned Microsoft without any repercussions!

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, someone envies you, and kills you for it.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money and power.

 

[Lord]

Granted, someone envies you, and kills you for it.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money and power.

Granted, but you must stay inside of a prison where every inmate wants butt sex with you, enjoy all the nights of them

I wish Peter Jackson received the rights for star wars and decided to continue the saga

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, now it's even more incomprehensible than the prequels.


I wish I was a famous director and was making the next Spider-Man movie.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, now it's even more incomprehensible than the prequels.


I wish I was a famous director and was making the next Spider-Man movie.

 

[Lord]

Granted, now it's even more incomprehensible than the prequels.


I wish I was a famous director and was making the next Spider-Man movie.

Now i like it even more

for the wish, granted, because youre to amateur the movie turns out to be a disaster, being called as the successot to Batman and Robin and you are by some considered to be the future successor of uwe boll

I wish i had the power, the respect, and the women

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but now you're a eunuch.



I wish for the same thing the guy above me wished for, but I also get to keep my penis.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, you are now an unhappy Oprah Winfrey.


I wish I had an Italian Ice cart.

 

[Lord]

Granted, you are now an unhappy Oprah Winfrey.


I wish I had an Italian Ice cart.

Granted, but they're full of but rapists

I wish the movie im seeing right now ended