Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[NHawk19]

Granted but you're so good and such a perfectionist that you take too long and eventually your clients just go to McDonalds

I wish for a new cell phone

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, the language of the menu is Chinese.

I wish I could have a McDonald's restaurant in my house, just like Richie Rich. No one uninvited can enter to either my home oy my McDonald's. And they are open 24/7

 

[NHawk19]

Granted and since you're the only customer you're stuck paying all their salaries, gas, water, and electrical bills amounting to $50,000 a month an the delivery trucks tear up your lawn. Eventually you end up penniless and on the street next to a McDonalds.

I wish for a bottle of fiji water.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Peniless?!?! Really? Sh!p

Ok, granted. You are now holding an empty bottle of Fiji water.

Holidays!!! In Bora Bora, for free, all included, for two weeks (at least).

 

[NHawk19]

Since you didn't say who it was for, Granted for me. Thanks

I wish for a new car.

 

[MissMarvelous]

you really did it, huh?!

Granted - this teeny tiny Hot Wheels now belongs to you.

I wish my Bora Bora holidays wish back. For me.

 

[NHawk19]

Sadly that's the same thing I got when I was 16 and wished for the same thing

Granted but on the way there you're stuck on the plane next to a sick, screaming and crying child. They in turn makes you sick and you spend the vacation on IV Fluids in the Bora Bora hospital. The room has a nice view of the beach and water but you sleep a lot until you're better on the last day and return home on another full flight stuck in a middle seat between two former NFL Players in their 60s.

I wish for free movie passes

 

[MissMarvelous]

You know... I'm starting to dislike you hahah so mean.

Granted, they are all hindi movies! Way to go...

I wish for a unlimited Starbucks credit card valid for any Starbucks of the world.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted. But on your way to pick it up you get hit by and Uber eats driver delivering Starbucks. You sue both companies and win, but they declare bankruptcy before being able to pay you anything.

i wish for a hotwheels car

 

[MissMarvelous]

You have a very specific way of corrupting my wishes.

Granted - but the wheels are so hot, they've melted and now it's ruined.

I wish for a Kindle

 

[NHawk19]

I know my niche

Granted one Gen 1 Kindle with no charger, and an old battery


I wish for all the children of the world to come together and sing in peace and harmony.

 

[MissMarvelous]

 

[MissMarvelous]

Oookrrr

Granted - since you've just summoned ALL the children of the world, all together, in one place, they are sooo heavy that the earth opened under their lovely tiny feet and they felt into a big black hole and die. All their parents are looking at you.

I wish men would stop wearing khakis.

 

[NHawk19]

not sure how to grant that one without losing my pants. . . . . ok got it.

Granted now we wear light sand brown colored pants.

I wish for a sandwich

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dad pants, ok... Keep'em but don't come with Dad jokes. Or do. Please do.

Already granted before, so technically you already ate it.

I wish I can bake the most amazing cake evaaa. I dare you!

 

[NHawk19]

Granted you stay home one night baking the most amazing cake ever. You set it on the counter to cool. Ice it. Looks great. You get ready to move it to the table to get pics, drop it and it splatters all over the kitchen. No one gets to see or try it, and it lands on the recipe which is what you slipped on, and ruins it so you can never re-create it.

I wish for a new cup of coffee.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Darnn! I've worked so hard on that cake...

ok, granted - is the coolest cup of cooffee ever made but one of your co-workers steals it the minute you leave it unsupervised. Never get to see it again.

I wish for a new pair of boots

 

[NHawk19]

Granted. I'll send you my old work boots but hey they'll be new to you. Men's 12 should be ok.

I wish for a way to get out of my next conf call.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - you get your way out to that conference call but you now have to take on the recepcionist taks for the rest of the day.

I wish for a piece of yummy cake right now!

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but it's at your house while you're at your office. Goes stale and tastes bad by the time you get home.


I wish for a really long HDMI cable.

 

[MissMarvelous]

haha evil

Granted - but it' soooooooo long that it occupies the whole room.

I wish of r credit card, with no limit, and I don't get to pay anything... for life, iwth that card, it's valid worldwide, from now to the day I die.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but you brag about it, which leads to your eventual kidnapping and disappearance.

I wish for a shamrock cookie

 

[MissMarvelous]

I knew it!

Granted - it's matcha flavoured

I wish I knew how to drive.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted you learn to drive buy a pickup truck and now every weekend is spent helping your friends move furniture.

I wish I didn't have to move furniture so often

 

[MissMarvelous]

As long as they are in charge of heavy things...

GRANTED - but you will now have to drive the pick-up truck because I'm tired.

I wish for a box full of chips.