Cracker Paradise

[Outsiderzedge]

You nerds should go to Japan. Their girls will love you. Tell them that you're from America... you'll have your own fan club.

Everything's big in Japan.

The more you know...

 

[heypapajinx]

awww, and here i thought you were going to say a crackers paradise was

awwww. que cute.
i want to go to Japan.
not for the girls though.
just for that floorless elevator.

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

I thought you meant Banana Republic

 

[Erzengel]

I thought you meant Banana Republic

More like Asian Republic.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I heard it used to be that way years ago. I got excited and wanted to tour there. Then my friend who lived there said that the tide has turned and that they hate Americans so much (jealous) that she even got spit on.

However she told me of the growing hatred quite a few years ago, so maybe these fickle bastards love us again.

 

[AndThePickles]

I remember being told by a friend of mine who was half Korean that if I visited Korea I'd be like a celebrity.....not because I'm American, but because I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The entire universe yearns for blonde females.

 

[AndThePickles]

I guess they must, hence the outbreak of horrible fake blondes : It's the worst when the dark roots show through.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Seriously I think it's irresponsible because if you're dating, If I'm hitting it off with a fake blonde chick, and then see her naked, I'm devastated.

 

[Erzengel]

One of my best friends who also happens to be mixed like me has a whole slew of full Filipino friends in Virginia. But it's funny they are all married to white chicks, every single one of them. I make the joke that there's a welcome committee that gives you coupons, a fruit basket, a bottle of wine and a white girl when you move in.

 

[Mee]

One of my best friends who also happens to be mixed like me has a whole slew of full Filipino friends in Virginia. But it's funny they are all married to white chicks, every single one of them. I make the joke that there's a welcome committee that gives you coupons, a fruit basket, a bottle of wine and a white girl when you move in.

"That's crrrazy Jay. Hehe, crazy."

 

[Cracker Jack]

Cruses! I thought this was a place where I could chill out. Rats! t:

 

[triplefive]

two of my guy friends, both well over 6' tall and good looking, weren't exactly fawned over when they went to japan for a year to teach.

and in my experience, they can sometimes be a bit resentful of english speakers.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

for Erz

 

[Erzengel]

^
Hah!! Nice.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The Japanese need to show more respect for Vader.

 

[Ronny Shade]

HAHA! That's classic.

Speaking of Vader, I have to do a project for my archaeology class where I analyze how my room would be excavated by future archaeologists. When they come across my Vader figurine they're going to think he's a religious icon

 

[terry78]

There are two types of chicks in that scenario. Those that are looking for any foreign guy, and those looking for a particular one. The latter are looking for stuff like the cliche tall, professional white dude or the hardcore hip hop looking thug black dude. Depends on the spots you frequent.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

^^ very true. a filipino friend of mind said that i should go to the phillipines because they love black dudes over there.

 

[terry78]

^^ very true. a filipino friend of mind said that i should go to the phillipines because they love black dudes over there.

Hell, they love them over here.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm not really into Filipino girls unless they are mixed.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm not really into Filipino girls unless they are mixed.

You'll have to hope they feel the same way

 

[Erzengel]

I like crackers.

 

[AnimeJune]

I like crackers.

Me too - especially Ritz crackers.

I'd like to go to Japan. Do the Japanese boys like Canadian girls?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'd go to Japan but I'd be uncomfortable not being able to speak Japanese.