Darthphere Presents: The Friend Zone is....

[Darthphere]

Murder.


Now lets cut the ********, most of us guys here are not Lotharios by any stretch of the imagination. The social skills aren't there and we lack what the kids will call "game". However, the lack of "game" doesn't stop most guys from socializing with the opposite sex. The problem is however is, in an attempt to get a female to like you, you don't get the female to want you. This is what happens when you fall into "The Friend Zone".

The Friend Zone. Where you don't want to be but the only place you deserve. "You're such a great guy!" It's like a kiss of death. Great guy? Might as well tell the guy what you're really thinking "You're cool to hang with but you're never getting any from me."

Once you're in the friend zone, you're essentially ****ed. You have two choices:

1. Stay friends. Staying friends is the obvious choice because people like to be liked and hate confrontations of any kind. Staying friends means, you'll forever be in this person's life but never be part of their life. You'll be invited to their wedding and watch as some *****e bag walks away with the love of your life just because you lacked the sufficient game to bag her from the get go.

2. Tell her how you really feel. DANGER! DANGER! AWKWARDNESS! The other option is telling your BFFF how you really feel. "I've been in love with you forever." Essentially, you're just going to creep her out and she's going to stop being your friend. 9 times out of 10, this will happen. It's good to be honest with people but be ready for the consequences.

The friend zone is not a fun place to be. I don't need an extremely hot friend who thinks I'm another one of her girlfriends. So what's the lesson to be learned here? Pick up your game son.

Special note: Notice I talk about the friend zone in a male perspective. This is because females have vaginas thus control everything.

Murder.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

3. Get a sex change. You now have the most powerful weapon...A Vagina. Sure you'll sleep with fugly lesbians, or guys, but hey, you're getting ass.


I was stuck in the friend zone once. The worse part is, the female will use you like a bf for most part, expect having sex with you of course. I got game and now I'm happy in a relationship. I've seen another men stuck in the zone. It's sort of creepy watching them desperately act super nice, when we know that's not the way to go.

 

[Kane52630]

Redrum?

 

[DoomsdayApex]

It's great to be an anti-social sociopath, and hot/awesome.

No friends, just booty calls.

To be honest though, I've escaped the "Friend Zone" on more than one occasion, and I didn't even try. All the hot girls I wanted to establish a relationship with back in high school, I've banged in just the last two years.

And yes, they're still hot till this day. It's only been five years, after all.

 

[Darthphere]

Probably hotter.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Definitely, thank P90X or Insanity or whatever workout they all use nowadays.

 

[Darthphere]

After high school the hot girls fall into two categories: They got hotter or they got fat.

 

[Erzengel]

I've haven't had this much sex until I became dark, brooding and cynical.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

After high school the hot girls fall into two categories: They got hotter or they got fat.

Agreed, but this is Miami amigo. Nearly all the girls stay hot.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I'm well aware of the protocol of the Friend Zone at this point. Hell, I'm a V.I.P. guest at this point. All knew entries wipe your feet on the mat. Just cause we don't wanna be here doesn't mean we can't keep it nice.

 

[SpideyVille]

I'm at the point where I am well aware of the Friend Zone and I know when I'm getting close, so if some girl tries to tell me she wants to just be friends, I know right away to either give her a reason to change her mind, or just drop her like a sack of potatoes. I have enough girls that I am friends with. I don't need any more, unless they have hot single friends that they are more than willing to introduce me to.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

the most annoying one for me was i knew a girl for a few years we hung out flirted, hell even other thought we were an item. i wouldn't have said no if it was brought up but i recognised the signs. plus the fact she flat out told me one night out while sitting on my knee(yeah cock tease) she seen me like brother

didn't see her for two year and hear she's engaged, my mate shows me a photo the guy is a fatter(he looks about 16 stone/224lbs) chavyer version of me

 

[Darthphere]

the most annoying one for me was i knew a girl for a few years we hung out flirted, hell even other thought we were an item. i wouldn't have said no if it was brought up but i recognised the signs. plus the fact she flat out told me one night out while sitting on my knee(yeah cock tease) she seen me like brother

didn't see her for two year and hear she's engaged, my mate shows me a photo the guy is a fatter(he looks about 16 stone/224lbs) chavyer version of me

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Chav.


Murder.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Back of the hand. Simple. Effective.

 

[SpideyVille]

the most annoying one for me was i knew a girl for a few years we hung out flirted, hell even other thought we were an item. i wouldn't have said no if it was brought up but i recognised the signs. plus the fact she flat out told me one night out while sitting on my knee(yeah cock tease) she seen me like brother

didn't see her for two year and hear she's engaged, my mate shows me a photo the guy is a fatter(he looks about 16 stone/224lbs) chavyer version of me

This reminds me of this girl I met when I started college. We really hit it off and people would see us and often confuse us for a couple, but since she had just gotten out of a relationship, she wasn't looking for anything more and told me one day that I'm a great guy and a really good friend. We drifted for a while after that, and I ended up liking her again a year later when we finally started to get close again. But she still didn't want a relationship, and I knew this so I held my tongue about my feelings until she found out and stopped talking to me.

But it was better for me because she got pregnant and still hasn't lost that weight and she's pretty much a mess since she dropped out of school and everything. But it did hurt when we stopped talking because I really looked at her like my best friend.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Chav.


Murder.

Not even kidding mate, he had the burbry(sp) cap on backwards and was throwing "gangsta" signs in the photo. I just had to laugh.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Many people end up in the friend zone because they don't let their intentions known from the start, girls pull the "let's be friends" because they're confused by your actions. To avoid this, when you ask them out, say "go out", not "hang out", you hang out with friends, you go out with dates. Also make a move, initiate physical contact, hold her hand, kiss her, show her that this isn't friendship, you're either going to be a couple or strangers. The only other advice is try to avoid girls just out of a relationship because they are confused and will confuse you, saying they aren't looking for a relationship right now, which makes you wait around until they are, but by that time you're a friend and she can't date a friend.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[twylight]

It's even worse being friend zoned by a guy. Curse you E-Man.

 

[E-Man]

It's even worse being friend zoned by a guy. Curse you E-Man.

It's only because you don't realize that In-N-Out has a lot of grease. Once you concede that you will get your taste of Sexual Chocolate.

 

[SpideyVille]

I've always said that its easier to get out of the Phantom Zone than it is to get out of the Friend Zone.

 

[Darthphere]

The friend zone, where only the weak survive.

 

[Superman 1265]

I ****ing hate the friend zone, I've wound up there way too many times.

 

[SpideyVille]

Many people end up in the friend zone because they don't let their intentions known from the start, girls pull the "let's be friends" because they're confused by your actions. To avoid this, when you ask them out, say "go out", not "hang out", you hang out with friends, you go out with dates. Also make a move, initiate physical contact, hold her hand, kiss her, show her that this isn't friendship, you're either going to be a couple or strangers. The only other advice is try to avoid girls just out of a relationship because they are confused and will confuse you, saying they aren't looking for a relationship right now, which makes you wait around until they are, but by that time you're a friend and she can't date a friend.

This is the trickier situation because they may actually like you, but it could easily be as a rebound or just until their ex decided to come back into the picture. Either way, you're screwed.

 

[Polaris23]

The Friend Zone isn't forever though. Once you get 'friend zoned' it doesn't mean you're permanently stuck there.