Craigslist personals

This is how I pick up chicks at the bar:

Me: "Hi. I'm Craig."

Girl: "Hi, I'm ______"

Me: "You know craigslist?"

Girl: "Yeah..."

Me: pointing at myself "Craig."
If I were a chick, I'd totally bang you for that one. I bet Tom from Myspace gets alot of action too.
 
craigslist personals are comedy gold, but beware many of the women are spambots, or escorts
 
Have you tried arranged marriages? :huh:
 
there is a site called plentyoffish.com or something to that effect, my bud has been on it for a few weeks but hasn't yielded any results save for a lot of pig disgusting girls messaging him.

Thing is that there are a lot of hot girls on there, yet I'm guessing they get their inbox flooded.

Oh and it is completely free.
 
Have you tried hookers.....you could just pay the same one everyday, after a couple of years it'd be like a common-law wedding or something.
 
Geez Morg, there's no profanity or anything in that, and if there was anything wrong Dew would have said something. :huh:

I didn't do anything but remove the direct hotlinking
 
spideyboy_1111, that sig is so over six lines
 
Have you tried Meetup.com yet? There tends to be more females than men at events, be it adventure, movie, art or what have you. I've been trying to convince my male friends to join my movie group, I've been getting more female turn out since August.

Oh and I think there's a theater group, I know you're into that.
 
But that would mean... spending actual money!

:csad:



Eh, I should stop being a wuss and just talk to people in real life.

just be careful you don't get one of the hookers on craigslist. there really are more interesting people to meet in real life.
 
craigslist personals are comedy gold, but beware many of the women are spambots, or escorts


Here's a gem from my local missed connections section
some girl at wal-mart said:
You Were At The Register 4 With Your Gf I Assume, You Were Hispanic, Black Hair, Brown Eyes, Thought U Were Very Sexy. Hit Me Up I Was The Pregnant Girl In Front Of You In Line.... Lets Hookup
 
I put up an ad on CL many moons ago...will not be making that mistake again. Or rather, will not be making my ad particularly witty or funny or free of grammatical errors, because I got like, literally a thousand emails in the first 24 hours. I only wish I was kidding.

I had to filter out 98% of the emails, mostly because it was painfully obvious they didn't read through my schpiel. (I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or go to clubs, so don't mention that you'd like to do any of the above with me!) I also only put up a side/back photo of myself, since I'm leery of putting up my actual face online, but when I sent some face pics to the guys I emailed back, a lot of them never responded. I must be ugly. :csad:

Aaaanyways, I went on 5 or so dates from that insanity and nothing serious ever came of it, but I must have a good intuition about people because none of those 5 guys were particularly creepy. :yay:

But yeah, from my experience, it's mostly lonely guys who frequent online dating sites. It's a fun way to meet interesting people, but don't be afraid to filter out people you get a creepy vibe from. That's why it starts online. :cwink:
 
missed connections crack me the hell up.. the odds that that person would be on craigs list anyway searching in missed connections is slim to none.. and a completely ridiculous assumption
 
wow

i never thought ppl actually used craigs list for hooking up. ive also never heard of any of these other dating sites except for eHarmony cuz the commercial is on all the time.

my friend's cousin met his wife in an orchestra chatroom some years ago. i can't remember how long they've been married but they've got 2 kids.
 
Has anyone here tried them? I was thinking about getting back into dating and I was going to try this out.

Well I didn't use craigslist, but I did meet my wife on matchmaker.com. We have been together eight years now and have a six year old son. So you can meet someone great online.
 
Holy crap.

I posted a quick thing in craigslist personals and I got a response from some guy who wanted to watch me do his wife in front of him :wow:
 
Holy crap.

I posted a quick thing in craigslist personals and I got a response from some guy who wanted to watch me do his wife in front of him :wow:

i have a friend who's into that... :o:whatever: the guys an idiot though, he's pretty much stifler from american pie
 
Holy crap.

I posted a quick thing in craigslist personals and I got a response from some guy who wanted to watch me do his wife in front of him :wow:
:lmao:

You only see true quirky craziness on these internetz.....
 

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