Create Sequels for Movies that Probably Won't Actually Have Sequels

[That-Guy]

Okay, we've all seen those crappy direct-to-video sequels at Blockbuster. 9 times out of 10 they're to a movie that made a decent profit at the box office but for whatever reason did a lot better on video, so the studio decided to make a cheap-ass sequel with a third of the budget and none of the original actors so that various socially inept people will rent the film and they'll make a little cash.

So here's a thread where we can create our own... doesn't matter if you like the original film or not... just think of a crappy sequel title!

Snakes on a Spaceship
(or Snakes On a Plane 2: Snakes in Space)

Cellular 2: Text My Death

Se7en 2: Eight

Ladder 49: Burnin' For You

Rent, Episode II: Revenge of the HIV

 

[Under The Rose]

Night of the living Ed - Shuan of the dead 2

 

[Bat Attack]

Catwoman 2: ***** Power

 

[hippie_hunter]

Radio 2: Radio's Revenge

 

[Bad Superman]

*Titanic 2: Rose From The Sea

*Pretty Woman 2: Pimpin' Ain't Easy

*E.T. 2: Bigger, Better and Uncut

*Steel 2: Harder than Ever

*The Doors 2: Where In The World Is Jim Morrison?

 

[That-Guy]

This isn't one I made up; I saw it in a magazine a while back and thought it was hilarious:

K-PAX ATTACKS

 

[U.S War Machine]

Twister II-Dark Side Of Nature Is Back

 

[Mr. Vice]

Equlibrium II: Cerebellum Weed.

 

[KenK]

See, the problem with this thread is that too many unlikely sequels have already come to fruition (Roadhouse 2?!?!?). This is just asking movie execs to make more. And I refuse to tempt fate!

 

[batman7289]

Catwoman 2: ***** Power

hahahahahahahaha

 

[batman7289]

Retirement House_ animal house 2

 

[That-Guy]

Cool as Ice 2: Unfrozen

 

[CrypticOne]

Catwoman 2: ***** Power

LMAO!!! Good one.

 

[That-Guy]

The Garbage Pail Kids Regurgitated

 

[That-Guy]

Since Mel Gibson's been in the news a lot lately, I'll make fun of some of his movies:

The Patriot: Revolutions

The Passion of the Christ 2: Less Passion, More Action!

Forever Old

What Women Want is a Sequel

Hamlet: 2 Be or Not 2 Be

We Were Soldiers 2: We Are Discharged

The Million Dollar Hotel 2: And You Thought the First One Sucked

 

[facsmth]

Sweetpea.

The baby from the Robin Williams Popeye movie has grown up. I mean he's in his late 90s or something. He just lays there in his bed in the nursing home & he has flashbacks to happier times. Yes, it's a clip-show of moments from the original Popeye movie. Fascinating, isn't it?

In the end of the movie, he dies just like CFC. His last words? "I should of eaten more spinach."

 

[Bat Attack]

hahahahahahahaha

LMAO!!! Good one.

Thank You.

 

[Barbossa]

The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The Fellowship Of The Ring..



I'ts all i've got

 

[Bat Attack]

Roger Rabbit: The Ressurection of Doom (I borrowed the title from the comic of the same name)

 

[Speedball]

V for Vendetta II: V's Return

Romeo, Juliet and a Baby

 

["Iron Man"]

Kingdom of Heaven 2: Kingdom of Hell

Freddy's Head vs. All of Jason

300: 400

A Bunch of Aliens vs. Predator's Kid

The General's Daughter II: The General Is Now The Daughter

Footloose 2: My Foot Got Caught

 

[Carter]

R for ******ed

 

[That-Guy]

Sweetpea.

The baby from the Robin Williams Popeye movie has grown up. I mean he's in his late 90s or something. He just lays there in his bed in the nursing home & he has flashbacks to happier times. Yes, it's a clip-show of moments from the original Popeye movie. Fascinating, isn't it?

In the end of the movie, he dies just like CFC. His last words? "I should of eaten more spinach."

LOL. That's hilarious.


The Lake House 2: Another House By Another Lake

Pulp Fiction: The Path of the Righteous Man (actually I kinda like that one)

Reservior Dogs 2: Something Has Survived

Bill and Ted: 20 Years Later

Cars 2: Demolition Genocide

Finding Son of Nemo

Million Dollar Baby 2: Danger Rising

 

[Mr.Census]

Million Dollar Baby 2: Danger Rising

ROFL!!!!

 

[<(o_o)>]

Army Of Darkness 2: Evil Dead 4.
Lethal Weapon 5: The Retirement.
Showgirls 2: Thrown To The Streets.
Godzilla 2: The Regeneration.
Robots 2: The Pleasure Droids.