Cthulhu-verse thread

[Piper Maru]

A most splendid idea that is!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Yellow is a terrible color

 

[Piper Maru]

You better hope Hastur didn't hear that.

 

[regwec]

"Shhh...I can hear someone in the room...i-is it F-Father Christmas?"

 

[DarkSentinel]

You better hope Hastur didn't hear that.

I do what I want

 

[Piper Maru]

Silent Night, Blasphemous Night
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[Piper Maru]

Since Christmas is nearly here, The Festival is a great story to read for the holidays. It's one of my favorite stories by Lovecraft, so I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So Piper... This thing under Seattle... Just saying... Is your man Thulie' connected, or is it just another Mothra egg?

 

[regwec]

Since its hardness is being compared to a ship's hull, I think we can rule out an egg.

On the balance of probabilities, it is probably the sarcophagus of a sleeping Old One.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hopefully it's not Doomsday's casket. On the other hand, Supes is snappin' necks these days so maybe that wouldn't be as bad as I expect.

 

[Enriquespy]

Soooo I just saw a girl with a Cthulhu necklace.

Instant crush.

 

[regwec]

If you really like her, you should give her a pendant emblazoned with the Yellow Sign.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Soooo I just saw a girl with a Cthulhu necklace.

Instant crush.

No good will come of this sir. No good what so ever. You might have mind blowing, great sex, but that's about it.

 

[Piper Maru]

So Piper... This thing under Seattle... Just saying... Is your man Thulie' connected, or is it just another Mothra egg?

Personally, I think they stumbled upon a wall of some eldritch catacombs containing the old ones who have been sleeping for billions of years. I have a feeling that they're going to wake up very soon...

 

[KevanG]

Sounds awesome. Can they crack it by New Years?

 

[Piper Maru]

Sounds awesome. Can they crack it by New Years?

Personally, I'm hoping they get it open by Christmas. Imagine receiving a gift from the Great Old Ones?

 

[Figs]

 

[KevanG]

Just come on down and visit him for a few minutes. It's like the little mermaid own there, except for Ariel we have Cthuy.

 

[regwec]

No matter how alone and insignificant you feel in the world, remember this: to Cthulhu you are no more than dust, and he will burn out your feeble mind without pausing to note your brief existence.

 

[KevanG]

So which'll happen first? Ragnarok in Feb or Cthuy waking up?

 

[Defacto]

All hail Ctulhu by the way.

 

[KevanG]

Whelp, you're off to a good start.

 

[Defacto]

Hehe, I do my best.

 

[regwec]

Cthulhu doesn't give a **** anyway.

 

[Defacto]

Still I try to please him like the deranged cultist I am.