Cthulhu-verse thread

[regwec]

That's the spirit, son! At least we can settle down to enjoy all the rape, murder and cavorting before our inevitable obliteration.

 

[Defacto]

When you put it like that, it kinda takes all the fun out of this somehow. I thought a little bit of necrophilia and some beastiality would be the things to do. Nobody gets harmed, really.

 

[regwec]

The necrophilia begins once you're dead.

 

[Piper Maru]

Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones
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Tis the season to be driven mad by the forbidden secrets of eldritch Things that should not be.

Grim forebodings of the return of the Great Old Ones.

 

[KevanG]

Would "Gods rest ye scary brethren" work too?

 

[Piper Maru]

Yes, I'm quite sure that would work too. Well, in January I'll be going to R'lyeh to see the big green guy himself so I could ask him if you want.

 

[regwec]

I understand that Ryanair have just added a route there from Heathrow.

 

[C. Lee]

This might interest some of you http://www.captainco.com/collections/bob-eggleton-monster-shirts/products/cthulhu-t-shirt

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Damn, that's a thing of beauty. Thanks for the link, C. lee.

 

[Piper Maru]

Wow, that's a marvelous looking shirt. I'll definitely be getting that! Thanks for sharing, C.Lee.

 

[KevanG]

If I had money I'd buy it.

 

[Piper Maru]

Azathoth - H.P Lovecraft
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Read by Nick Gisburne
Full Text

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[DarkSentinel]

Merry Eruhantalë, heathens t:

 

[enterthemadness]

Dear Cthulhu,


Why hasn't Hollywood made a movie about you? Is it because you would smack the **** out of Godzilla in a ''vs'' movie?

 

[KevanG]

The only time He went against anyone in recent memory was the Ghostbusters and they were already bat**** crazy to begin with. He probably thought they were funny fighting him with their little proton packs and went back to sleep. If he went against anything else they'd go insane within moments and probably kill themselves before he got close enough to do it for them. It would be a short movie.

 

[enterthemadness]

The only time He went against anyone in recent memory was the Ghostbusters and they were already bat**** crazy to begin with. He probably thought they were funny fighting him with their little proton packs and went back to sleep. If he went against anything else they'd go insane within moments and probably kill themselves before he got close enough to do it for them. It would be a short movie.

Was this 1 or 2? Cause 2 sucks. royally.

 

[KevanG]

The cartoon. Watch it here.

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[enterthemadness]

Maybe later...

Hey Dark Sentinel....I see u viewing this thread. -_- You can't see me viewing...I am a ninja (invisible)

 

[Piper Maru]

Cthulhu sees all.

 

[KevanG]

But can he see why kids love the great taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

 

[redhawk23]

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3...t-style-with-i-saw-mommy-kissing-yog-sothoth/

Cthulhu Carols!

 

[KevanG]

(Think Winter Wonderland)

Madness calls, will ya listen?
Darkness on-ly seeks permission
You can see the undead
and the seas turnin' red
Cthuys come to sweep us all away

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Was this 1 or 2? Cause 2 sucks. royally.

I love both Ghostbusters! That said, ti was in the equally amazing cartoon series that KevanG posted. Well, the cartoon was amazing until the last season anyway

 

[DarkSentinel]

Happy Eruhantalë, heathens t: may Ilúvatar bless all of you.