World Daily Diaries

[LEX]

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[imaperson2]

Dear Diary, this is my favorite song as of right now. I LOVE her voice in it.

Lyrics to "The Pussycat Song"

My pussycat was scratching out on the back door
Scratched so long, poor ***** got sore
Sore *****!
Sore...*****
Just a friendly little cat!

My pussycat was sitting out on the front step
Sat so long, poor ***** got wet
Wet *****!
Sore...wet...*****
Just a friendly little cat!

My pussycat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long, poor ***** got hot
Hot *****!
Sore...wet...hot....*****
Just a friendly little cat!

My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long, he lost his hair
Bald *****!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...*****
Just a friendly little cat!

My neighbor and I are at the clothesline
I said to my neighbor, "Won't you look at mine?"
My *****!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...*****
Just a friendly little cat!

My neighbor stole my kitty, but I did see
I said to my neighbor, "Set my ***** free!"
Free *****!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...free...*****
Just a friendly little cat!

Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
Awww, nice *****!
(Meow)

 

[triplefive]

OH MY GOD!

i was looking for this song a couple weeks ago... my friend's dad played it for us at her like 13th birthday party or something

we also watched the pam and tommy lee sex video

and that uncensored springer thing

apparently these were things her dad thought appropriate for us.

i remember a guy singing it though.

 

[Exploding Boy]

Dear Diary,
I might have sars.

 

[triplefive]

SARS was eradicated a couple years ago

i take it laryngitis isn't all you hoped?

*sterile e-hugs*

 

[Exploding Boy]

SARS was eradicated a couple years ago

i take it laryngitis isn't all you hoped?

*sterile e-hugs*

The laryngitis was awesome. But its all gone. Now I have no sickness except that I can't stop coughing.

 

[imaperson2]

OH MY GOD!

i was looking for this song a couple weeks ago... my friend's dad played it for us at her like 13th birthday party or something

we also watched the pam and tommy lee sex video

and that uncensored springer thing

apparently these were things her dad thought appropriate for us.

i remember a guy singing it though.

AHHH you watched the pam/tommy video!! how was it? haha

 

[triplefive]

all i remember is him diving naked off a yacht and there was like, floppage.

i don't remember much else. it was pretty awful i think.

 

[imaperson2]

haha. big weiner?

 

[triplefive]

he appeared to be a shower, as opposed to a grower.

i can't remember if he's ever hard in it... i just vividly remember the flop.

 

[imaperson2]

HAHA....drunk much? i just wanna know since people say its SOO big.

 

[newwaveboy87]

Tommy Lee is effin' HUGE!

 

[imaperson2]

really? hmm

 

[FRUITY]

Tommy Lee? Ew. What's with all the sex tape? Even screech has his own sex tape.

 

[Specter313]

Dear Journal,

Someone f'ed up and my comic store didn't get half their shipment in. So I was only able to get Uncanny and T-bolts, and I have to wait until tomorrow to get all the Ultimate stuff if I want it. Dammit! So, I treated my self to another trade and the new Killers CD.

 

[newwaveboy87]

eww...The Killers

 

[Specter313]

eww...The Killers

Shut it, gay boy.

 

[newwaveboy87]

i think you liking The Killers is infinitly gayer than me.
sorry.

the only good thing about them is that Brandon Flowers is hot.
other than that, they're all flash and no substance. and i liked it better when it was called Duran Duran.

 

[Specter313]

i think you liking The Killers is infinitly gayer than me.
sorry.

You say that about everything that I like and you don't.

 

[newwaveboy87]

cause it's true!
Buffy has a HUGE gay following. so does Angel, because Borenaz is supposedly hot and then Marsters joined the show.
The Killers are gay.
Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Nip/Tuck - GAY GAY GAY!


...wait....i started to listen things we both like....

 

[imaperson2]

BWAHAHA
dear diary,
Project Runway on today! WOOT!

 

[Specter313]

cause it's true!
Buffy has a HUGE gay following. so does Angel, because Borenaz is supposedly hot and then Marsters joined the show.
The Killers are gay.
Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Nip/Tuck - GAY GAY GAY!


...wait....i started to listen things we both like....

Jeebus. Is there anything you don't think is gay?

 

[triplefive]

BWAHAHA
dear diary,
Project Runway on today! WOOT!

boo it's not on here

but top model is

and playoff baseball (go tigers and mets!)

 

[newwaveboy87]

Buffy does have a huge gay following. denying that is like saying The Gilmore Girls doesn't.
Angel had one cause David B is supposedly hot.
The Killers have one because they wore tight pants and makeup, and Brandon Flowers is hot.
i really don't have to explain why Project Runway and Top Model have huge gay followings.
Nip/Tuck has one nowadays because of the homoerotic subtext. can i even call it subtext?

point is, you're a gay-straight man.
just about everything you love is gay. but you're not.

henceforth, you make no sense.
and i hate you for it. :heart:

 

[triplefive]

my boyfriend said to me today that he noticed a lot of girls wearing burberry scarves

how can i un-gay him a little bit? i mean, it's all my fault.