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Many of you recall in the past, I've written this before. Well, now it's time to visit the diaries once again. Let's take a look inside their lives....
Matt, 7:30am
I dreamt that the Pirates won 162 games this coming season, and then missed the playoffs anyway! I gotta stop eating chili after 9 o'clock. My agenda for the day is a light load, mainly staying out of the Batforums, keeping the political forum in line, and attending a meeting called by Malice.
DBella, 7:51am
As much as some around here would like to think so, my dreams are not filled with bizzare erotica. Whatev, I can't do a thing without brushing my teeth first. I scrub em with super deluxe cavity fighting paste, rinse, swish with Scope, brush them all over again with baking soda, and rise. Now I feel minty clean! Breakfast is up next.
Showtime, 8:05am
When Bella finally gets out of the bathroom, and run in, brush my choppers with a finesse taught to me by Bob Sanders. I grab a tofu energy bar, because that's what Bob Sanders eats everyday, and then I go for a few rounds of ass-kicking practice on the holodeck.
Dog Lips, 8:10am
This Hype-issued doghouse gives me such a cramp every morning. Last night, Malice tried to trick me with Wal-Mart brand dog food instead of my usual Alpo. Dangit, doesn't he know that I'm trying to watch my cholesterol? Besides that, Alpo has the ingredients that keep my hair all fluffy and shiny so that da ladies will want to run their hands through it. Someone needs to remind Malice about these things! Asteroid-Man reported a post to my mailbox, guess I'd better check that out soon. And who put green food coloring in my water bowl??!!
Erzengel, 8:30am
I offered to take Bella to breakfast this morning, but she already had plans. However, it turned out that hers and my plans were the same..breakfast at the Hype common room. I tried then to strike up a conversation with her, but Pickles came in they engaged in giggly sniggly girly talk. What a mystery this female species is.
Ghostrider87, 9:00am
I overslept today. Oversleeping is when you sleep longer than you meant to. I overslept due to my wild night at Hooters, asking Brandy about life and eating hot wings and watching her wait tables. I asked her if she was sad that the Titans got knocked out of the playoffs and she said she was sad for me because she knew I was such a fan of the Titans. That means she cares about me. I will give her a Titans ballcap next time I see her which will probably be today because I like going to Hooters.
Fran, 9:20am
What a thrill it would be if I won the NFL playoff pool. I would be like, the champion of all time! Winner of the college bowl pool, among all those others. I can see the envy in the other Hypesters' eyes. The weeks ahead will tell. Muahaha.
AndThePickles, 9:45am
Bella and I no doubt caused some arousment among the male crowd just by being in the same room, as once described by Immortalfire. Today I shall drag Spoons all over the mall, as I embark on a quest to find new shoes.
Asteroid-Man, 10:10am
I was up with the sun today, saving the world from injustice. By that, I mean stopping the paper boy from reading the comics before me! I swear, if anyone reads Marmaduke before I do, the day just doesn't go right. And I wonder why my fingerprints are the only ones that ever grace the Marmaduke strip? Same for Cathy, which is another fave. Hmm...ponder ponder ponder.
Matt, 10:30am
I didn't think Malice's meeting was ever going to end. He yakked on and on about civility on the Hype, and to continue to make Cmill and Kell lord over the Batforums, simply due to the fact none of us want to go in there. Master Bruce called for an adjournment to the fact he was bored, but Malice called him for contempt. It finished up just a little bit ago, because lunch time was coming up. Mm...lunch.
Colossal Spoons, 10:50am
There's nothing I enjoy more than going to a mall, letting the world see the fine lady by my side. Oh, and shopping for shoes can be fun...lots of different artistic styles and colors....holy cow, did I just say all that? She's got me trained for sure.
Showtime, 11:00am
My inner Bob Sanders tells me to watch The Price Is Right...when my inner Bob calls, I must answer.
Ghostrider87, 11:15am
I saw Showtime watching Price is Right. I bet those models are sports fans and I could talk to them about sports.
Dog Lips, 11:45am
Morg did it!!!
To Be Continued....
Matt, 7:30am
I dreamt that the Pirates won 162 games this coming season, and then missed the playoffs anyway! I gotta stop eating chili after 9 o'clock. My agenda for the day is a light load, mainly staying out of the Batforums, keeping the political forum in line, and attending a meeting called by Malice.
DBella, 7:51am
As much as some around here would like to think so, my dreams are not filled with bizzare erotica. Whatev, I can't do a thing without brushing my teeth first. I scrub em with super deluxe cavity fighting paste, rinse, swish with Scope, brush them all over again with baking soda, and rise. Now I feel minty clean! Breakfast is up next.
Showtime, 8:05am
When Bella finally gets out of the bathroom, and run in, brush my choppers with a finesse taught to me by Bob Sanders. I grab a tofu energy bar, because that's what Bob Sanders eats everyday, and then I go for a few rounds of ass-kicking practice on the holodeck.
Dog Lips, 8:10am
This Hype-issued doghouse gives me such a cramp every morning. Last night, Malice tried to trick me with Wal-Mart brand dog food instead of my usual Alpo. Dangit, doesn't he know that I'm trying to watch my cholesterol? Besides that, Alpo has the ingredients that keep my hair all fluffy and shiny so that da ladies will want to run their hands through it. Someone needs to remind Malice about these things! Asteroid-Man reported a post to my mailbox, guess I'd better check that out soon. And who put green food coloring in my water bowl??!!
Erzengel, 8:30am
I offered to take Bella to breakfast this morning, but she already had plans. However, it turned out that hers and my plans were the same..breakfast at the Hype common room. I tried then to strike up a conversation with her, but Pickles came in they engaged in giggly sniggly girly talk. What a mystery this female species is.
Ghostrider87, 9:00am
I overslept today. Oversleeping is when you sleep longer than you meant to. I overslept due to my wild night at Hooters, asking Brandy about life and eating hot wings and watching her wait tables. I asked her if she was sad that the Titans got knocked out of the playoffs and she said she was sad for me because she knew I was such a fan of the Titans. That means she cares about me. I will give her a Titans ballcap next time I see her which will probably be today because I like going to Hooters.
Fran, 9:20am
What a thrill it would be if I won the NFL playoff pool. I would be like, the champion of all time! Winner of the college bowl pool, among all those others. I can see the envy in the other Hypesters' eyes. The weeks ahead will tell. Muahaha.
AndThePickles, 9:45am
Bella and I no doubt caused some arousment among the male crowd just by being in the same room, as once described by Immortalfire. Today I shall drag Spoons all over the mall, as I embark on a quest to find new shoes.
Asteroid-Man, 10:10am
I was up with the sun today, saving the world from injustice. By that, I mean stopping the paper boy from reading the comics before me! I swear, if anyone reads Marmaduke before I do, the day just doesn't go right. And I wonder why my fingerprints are the only ones that ever grace the Marmaduke strip? Same for Cathy, which is another fave. Hmm...ponder ponder ponder.
Matt, 10:30am
I didn't think Malice's meeting was ever going to end. He yakked on and on about civility on the Hype, and to continue to make Cmill and Kell lord over the Batforums, simply due to the fact none of us want to go in there. Master Bruce called for an adjournment to the fact he was bored, but Malice called him for contempt. It finished up just a little bit ago, because lunch time was coming up. Mm...lunch.
Colossal Spoons, 10:50am
There's nothing I enjoy more than going to a mall, letting the world see the fine lady by my side. Oh, and shopping for shoes can be fun...lots of different artistic styles and colors....holy cow, did I just say all that? She's got me trained for sure.
Showtime, 11:00am
My inner Bob Sanders tells me to watch The Price Is Right...when my inner Bob calls, I must answer.
Ghostrider87, 11:15am
I saw Showtime watching Price is Right. I bet those models are sports fans and I could talk to them about sports.
Dog Lips, 11:45am
Morg did it!!!
To Be Continued....
