The Hypester Diaries: Requiem

Many of you recall in the past, I've written this before. Well, now it's time to visit the diaries once again. Let's take a look inside their lives....

Matt, 7:30am
I dreamt that the Pirates won 162 games this coming season, and then missed the playoffs anyway! I gotta stop eating chili after 9 o'clock. My agenda for the day is a light load, mainly staying out of the Batforums, keeping the political forum in line, and attending a meeting called by Malice.

DBella, 7:51am
As much as some around here would like to think so, my dreams are not filled with bizzare erotica. Whatev, I can't do a thing without brushing my teeth first. I scrub em with super deluxe cavity fighting paste, rinse, swish with Scope, brush them all over again with baking soda, and rise. Now I feel minty clean! Breakfast is up next.

Showtime, 8:05am
When Bella finally gets out of the bathroom, and run in, brush my choppers with a finesse taught to me by Bob Sanders. I grab a tofu energy bar, because that's what Bob Sanders eats everyday, and then I go for a few rounds of ass-kicking practice on the holodeck.

Dog Lips, 8:10am
This Hype-issued doghouse gives me such a cramp every morning. Last night, Malice tried to trick me with Wal-Mart brand dog food instead of my usual Alpo. Dangit, doesn't he know that I'm trying to watch my cholesterol? Besides that, Alpo has the ingredients that keep my hair all fluffy and shiny so that da ladies will want to run their hands through it. Someone needs to remind Malice about these things! Asteroid-Man reported a post to my mailbox, guess I'd better check that out soon. And who put green food coloring in my water bowl??!!

Erzengel, 8:30am
I offered to take Bella to breakfast this morning, but she already had plans. However, it turned out that hers and my plans were the same..breakfast at the Hype common room. I tried then to strike up a conversation with her, but Pickles came in they engaged in giggly sniggly girly talk. What a mystery this female species is.

Ghostrider87, 9:00am
I overslept today. Oversleeping is when you sleep longer than you meant to. I overslept due to my wild night at Hooters, asking Brandy about life and eating hot wings and watching her wait tables. I asked her if she was sad that the Titans got knocked out of the playoffs and she said she was sad for me because she knew I was such a fan of the Titans. That means she cares about me. I will give her a Titans ballcap next time I see her which will probably be today because I like going to Hooters.

Fran, 9:20am
What a thrill it would be if I won the NFL playoff pool. I would be like, the champion of all time! Winner of the college bowl pool, among all those others. I can see the envy in the other Hypesters' eyes. The weeks ahead will tell. Muahaha.

AndThePickles, 9:45am
Bella and I no doubt caused some arousment among the male crowd just by being in the same room, as once described by Immortalfire. Today I shall drag Spoons all over the mall, as I embark on a quest to find new shoes.

Asteroid-Man, 10:10am
I was up with the sun today, saving the world from injustice. By that, I mean stopping the paper boy from reading the comics before me! I swear, if anyone reads Marmaduke before I do, the day just doesn't go right. And I wonder why my fingerprints are the only ones that ever grace the Marmaduke strip? Same for Cathy, which is another fave. Hmm...ponder ponder ponder.

Matt, 10:30am
I didn't think Malice's meeting was ever going to end. He yakked on and on about civility on the Hype, and to continue to make Cmill and Kell lord over the Batforums, simply due to the fact none of us want to go in there. Master Bruce called for an adjournment to the fact he was bored, but Malice called him for contempt. It finished up just a little bit ago, because lunch time was coming up. Mm...lunch.

Colossal Spoons, 10:50am
There's nothing I enjoy more than going to a mall, letting the world see the fine lady by my side. Oh, and shopping for shoes can be fun...lots of different artistic styles and colors....holy cow, did I just say all that? She's got me trained for sure.

Showtime, 11:00am
My inner Bob Sanders tells me to watch The Price Is Right...when my inner Bob calls, I must answer.

Ghostrider87, 11:15am
I saw Showtime watching Price is Right. I bet those models are sports fans and I could talk to them about sports.

Dog Lips, 11:45am
Morg did it!!!

To Be Continued....

 

Stay tuned!

 

More coming either this evening or tomorrow.

 

Erzengel, 12:08pm
Bella has vanished from my sights. Fortunately, my network of spies...er, henchmen...dammit, assistants will be able to pinpoint her location, and I will be able to "happen to be in the area". But first, I am sidetracked by GR87's latest declaration of love and gifts to Brandy. I don't know why I bother, but something continues to push me to help him.

Matt, 12:30pm
Ah lunch. I went to the Hype common room to see today's offerings. But alas, we appear to be over budget for food. Thus, it was line of peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. I guess Dew set this up in her everloving tender care. But, I think I'll try to steal Master Bruce's roast beef sandwich and chocolate mousse.

Asteroid-Man, 12:35pm
Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off? My favorite! In a comic strip thread, Mister J said that Marmaduke sucks! I quickly reported him for trolling, that'll show him.

AndThePickles, 1:00pm
I found a pair of Crocs that struck my fancy, and used Spoons' Visa to buy them. He wanted to stop for lunch at Chick-fil-a, but I told him fatty foods weren't good for him. So, we went to the IHOS (International House Of Salads) and he enjoyed his ceasar with lite dressing. Up next, finding a new shade of eye shadow.

Showtime, 1:27pm
Sad news, Bill Belichick has officially been eliminated from being voted into the Sports Fashion Hall of Fame. And those cut off hoodie sleeves were quite fashionable, if you ask me....which no one did. Ah well, I bet Bob Sanders will get into the Sports Hair Hall of Fame.

Malice, 1:41pm
Matt is my father.

Ghostrider87, 2:00pm
I just got back from my daily lunch at Hooters. Brandy got there as I was leaving and I gave her the Titans cap as consolation prize for their getting knocked out of the playoffs. She said how sweet but couldn't accept it because we are just friends. I reminded her how I look like Leonardo DiCaprio and she said she doesn't like him and had to get to work. I left and came home to think about what to do next. I'll be back there again tonight because I like Hooters. Erzengel said maybe I ought to try other places to eat and I might meet someone else but he is wrong.

DBella, 2:17pm
While I was out and about, I bumped into Erz. After all of his eye work and not-so-subtle hints, I finally showed him the one thing he was after............my 1980 mint condition Yoda trading card. I've never seen such a reaction!

Erzengel, 2:21pm
I had to change my pants for the rest of the week. She wouldn't let me touch it, though.

Dog Lips, 2:49pm
I was rolling in the grass, and I picked up this nasty thorn in my butt! Won't some good soul come help me pull it out? Anyone.....?

Master Bruce, 3:00pm
I finally woke up. Bats are nocturnal, but I guess three o'clock is pushing it. I had a long night in my old Kay-Bee costume sitting on a roof watching for crime and villainy, but none to be seen. I guess thugs are telling their friends about me.

Colossal Spoons, 3:15pm
Home at last. But, now I hear we have to go out for our afternoon jog. This can't be all part of some sinister plot to obtain my total submission, can it? Maybe I'm just lost in love and I don't know much.

Fran, 3:30pm
I was walking down the hall, and I hear this god-awful noise coming from the locker room. Sounds like a cat being strangled with a violin while giving birth to a porcupine. Oh, my bad...that's Lightning Strykez singing in the shower.

 

I know, that's why I put 1980.