World Daily Diaries

[Coldqueen]

Dear Diary,

When did my thread become porn central? Now all we need is Sentinel in here with that damn Avvi and we're all screwed.

Love,
Coldqueen

 

[newwaveboy87]

ok now that was funny.
but it's Avi for future referrence.

 

[Coldqueen]

Sorry...I can't spell for ****.

 

[newwaveboy87]

Dear dear diary -
i won a beauty contest, the feminist in me is confused and angered beyond all belief that people judged me upon my looks. i hope to god i won for the talent and Q&A portions.
<3 JASON

 

[Coldqueen]

LOL...awww....feel better NEWWAVE! I RAN UNOPPOSED! I"M SO HAPPY!

 

[JP]

Dear Diary,

Newwave beat me. Grrr.

JP

 

[cookiva]

Dear Diary,

Two nights in a row!

How could he do this?????

We will get him!

 

[Coldqueen]

*sits on a wall in her wedding gown...extremely revealing wedding gown...waiting...for her ceremony to begin*

 

[Coldqueen]

LOL...yeah...Newwave is going down.

 

[cookiva]

Waiting as well.....hmmmm, should probably do my hair.

 

[newwaveboy87]

alright my children gather round.
we shall begin this ceremony right now.

 

[Coldqueen]

I'm ready! (she shouts a la Spongebob)

 

[JP]

Im the flower girl. Wheee.

 

[cookiva]

Ready!

Nice JP!

 

[Coldqueen]

Wow...that's one ugly ass flower girl...lol, j/k...but aren't flower girls supposed to be...um...how do I say this? GIRLS!?

 

[newwaveboy87]

alright, so two nights in a row i have shown my amazing "talents", but tonight is now going to be about two other people, and their amazingness.

Cookiva and Coldqueen are going to be married on this beautiful evening. so my children, come closer. do you Coldqueen promise to love, honor, obey, and always be there for Cookiva as long as you're on The Hype?

 

[Coldqueen]

Ah Do! Ah Do! Ah Do Love You, Cookie!

 

[newwaveboy87]

Cookiva do you promise to love, honor, obey, and always be there for Coldqueen as long as you're on The Hype?

 

[cookiva]

You know I do!!!

 

[Coldqueen]

*giggles like a girl through her tears of joy*

 

[newwaveboy87]

now, provided no one has any reasons for which these two shouldn't join in holy SHH! matrimony may they speak now, or forever hold their peace.

 

[Coldqueen]

*jumps Cookiva and accidentally knocks over Newwave as they make out heavily*

 

[JP]

now, provided no one has any reasons for which these two shouldn't join in holy SHH! matrimony may they speak now, or forever hold their peace.

I OBJECT!!!

 

[Coldqueen]

OMG! I'm so happy...that I have to alter my sig...

 

[newwaveboy87]

speak JP.