World Daily Diaries

[cookiva]

I would agree with you Queenie, but im crying!

 

[Coldqueen]

I guess I married a sissy...let me amend my earlier exclamation...I loves me some macho Southern men...

 

[cookiva]

I guess I married a sissy...let me amend my earlier exclamation...I loves me some macho Southern men...

THATS WHY I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY SHH HEART!!!

 

[Coldqueen]

Because I insult you?! I love this world...

LOL...this actually reminds me of a convo I had with my G-ma earlier...she was talking about her alcoholic days and getting nostalgic and mentioned how her uncle was accidentally killed when he got drunk and his wife hit him over the head with a full bottle of beer...this was funny because apparently...it's the second time that happened to my family...it's okay though cause the wife hit him over the head all the time and it was just an accident...

My reply to all this? "I want a man who'll let me hit him with beer bottles all the time..."

And I've found him in you, Cookie! You truly are the man of my spouse abusin' dreams.

 

[cookiva]

Because I insult you?! I love this world...

LOL...this actually reminds me of a convo I had with my G-ma earlier...she was talking about her alcoholic days and getting nostalgic and mentioned how her uncle was accidentally killed when he got drunk and his wife hit him over the head with a full bottle of beer...this was funny because apparently...it's the second time that happened to my family...it's okay though cause the wife hit him over the head all the time and it was just an accident...

My reply to all this? "I want a man who'll let me hit him with beer bottles all the time..."

And I've found him in you, Cookie! You truly are the man of my spouse abusin' dreams.

Uhh, thats so evil, that I dont know what to say!!?!?!? Uh, I love you?

 

[Downhere]

You guys need an SHH! Marital psychologist or something. lol.

 

[Coldqueen]

Dudes...true story...

 

[Downhere]

And then?

 

[Coldqueen]

Then I laughed my ass off...my family is so ****ed up.

 

[cookiva]

And then I got naked.






Best way to end a story, non?

 

[Downhere]

I must have missed the story. lol. I'm confused.

 

[cookiva]

Dont worry. Just know that I was naked talking to Queenie and you awhile back.

 

[Downhere]

Eek...*shudders*

 

[cookiva]

Aww, now thats not very nice, is it? Im not that bad looking!


Am i?

 

[Downhere]

No, but your a guy...lol. Now if you were a girl that's a different story. lol.

 

[cookiva]

Thats true. Im glad newwave isnt here for this convo.

 

[Downhere]

LOL. I know what you mean Cook.

It was nothing personal, I'm sure your a good looking chap to the girls but you know what I mean. lol.

 

[aaron]

newwave would be hovering around u cookie lol

 

[cookiva]

Ya, but NewWaves a cool cat. I already told him if I was gay, he would be high on my list.

 

[JP]

Ya, but NewWaves a cool cat. I already told him if I was gay, he would be high on my list.

 

[cookiva]

Uhh, im sorry?

Ill let you have NW!

 

[JP]

Uhh, im sorry?

Ill let you have NW!

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[cookiva]

I just told him one time when he was kinda down that he would never meet anyone that if I were gay I would. Its not leading to anything JP, trust me!

 

[Coldqueen]

But you can't...cause you're mine...

Naked talk? We were naked talking?! Wow...I thought it was just me...

 

[cookiva]

But you can't...cause you're mine...

Naked talk? We were naked talking?! Wow...I thought it was just me...

Dont worry, im not gay, and I wouldnt leave you for another SHH wife. I will continue my constant flirting with Star though. Now per the naked talking, oh ya. Im usually naked on SHH. I wore nothing but a bowtie to our wedding.